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Music....Bat Music!
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Don't worry.
These guys are work-for-hire best mens... 
I hear they'll even crimp at the reception. |
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Topic:
Music....Bat Music!
Edited by
Tuckfard
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Mon 11/15/10 06:49 PM
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Sorry, Hannah.
Apparently, you've been replaced... 
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Moist...
Hump... 
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hoorayyy.
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Facial hair...??
I'm disappointed. I mean, just when I got to the point where I can braid and/or wet look gel my crotch, you had to be talkin' bout faces. ...
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This just seems relevant...
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Psychics, I need your help!
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If you predicted I would post this, maybe you could be of assistance...
PLEASE, it's an emergency. 
Where are my friends keys?! |
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Mmm, bacon just makes everything better...
... doesn't it?! 
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Desperation makes people do some crazy things.
I guess some people can make it work, just like out of the 5,987,662,098 people who play the lotto, one wins. I dunno, but it just seems kinda weird (and desperate) to me.
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Some people...
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I hardly ever understand your point of view, however, it is obvious you don't really like the thread...so, uh, why do you keep coming into it? Oh, I like the thread. You see I'm a huge fan of irony. I actually wasn't gonna come back until you quoted me. Until you quoted me with your dehumanizing remarks contradicting your so-called hope for humanity. I could see if you weren't guility of any of the proveribial lies, cheating, and stealing you mentioned, but... my spidey sense just tells me that isn't true. So, umm, yeah. That's why I keep coming back.
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Some people...
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You know, if a heaping load of pretentious BS can't set humanity straight... I'm not sure anything can.
Humanity is ****ed. On the plus side there are still a few good people out there, maybe I should add italics so it stands out better? Or bold it so you can see it better? Those things really are more irritating than anything... Oooo! Oooo! I know... You could add asterisks! That way you could be more hypocritical than ever before! |
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hello ?
Edited by
Tuckfard
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Sat 11/13/10 04:26 PM
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Like, OMG! WTF?!
I know what ya mean homegirl. There was this one time that I worked in a club, and I had the same wardrobe inquiries as you. I went to my boss, and he was all like, "Ugh!" And I was like, "Huh?" And then he was like, "Not uh!" And I was like, "Yeah!" So he went, "Oh no you didn't!" And I was like, "LOL!" Short story shorter, in the end... I ended up wearing Push Me In The Bushes cologne, flip-flops, and a diaper with skidmarks.
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Some people...
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You know, if a heaping load of pretentious BS can't set humanity straight... I'm not sure anything can.
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Actually that "oniony" smell you smelled while sniffing stuff on the bus is known as coccalfromundalectrosis, and in it's essence works wonders on the eye.
Apply as needed, and in a wink you'll be healed in a blink. You should try it. |
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Topic:
if your single
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I don't ever go anywhere
And lack of interest. |
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How about as lovely can of unicorn meat?
... Mmm, delicious. |
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Topic:
One Disingenuous Dichotomy
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Do you live life quid pro quo...
Or, do you just go with the flow? |
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I make a killer peanut butter and dingleberry jelly sandwich.
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Topic:
how about this?
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Booshoholic - Someone who would give their mustache just to be a Boosh!
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Thats wierd they were the monkeys from Wizard of Oz...I wonder why it wont let me post??   
Muahahahahahahahahaha! Fly my, pretties... FLY!! 
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