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Meow Meow that I've seen the nothern lights, things just seen better meow.  
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Topic:
A Nefarious Never Be
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People always ask me, "Tuckfard, what do you wanna be when you grow up?"
And then they're utterly astonished when I simply say, "a pinapple." "How can you be a pineapple when you love oranges so much?" They ask. My reply, "Hmm... I guess I'll have to think about it." 
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Topic:
Did you ever?
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The world may be your oyster, but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl, in bed...?
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- And now back to some sense of normalcy...
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Topic:
ima nut ima rut im CRAZY!!
Edited by
Tuckfard
on
Tue 11/02/10 12:07 PM
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You should go outside dressed in a cape and run around the house a couple times screaming, "I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!
Then, and only then... will you truly be crazy, grasshoppa. 
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Topic:
The Christmas countdown
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You know with the holidays right around the corner, this means it's time to break out my fine collection of Christmas sweaters...
... I know all the chicks dig 'em.
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Topic:
The Christmas countdown
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'Ho 'ho 'ho. Haha! No, but seriously folks... 
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Topic:
A Nefarious Never Be
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Strangely sexy.
I'd say bend her over, but I'm not sure if that's even possible! Is it?! 
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Bastet Babies...?
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Topic:
The Christmas countdown
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Christmas is canceled. 
Well then if that's the case... 
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This just in - Some strange cloud has covered San Fransico. It is still unkown what the cloud consists of, but initial reports have stated that munchies and Bob Marley records may be a symptom.
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Topic:
A Nefarious Never Be
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So um... Anybody want a ride? Just don't feed him!
Don't forget - Never play leap frog with a unicorn! |
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I wanna be sedated - Yes.
I wanna be adopted - No.
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Topic:
How NOT to be an a**hole
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There's a little something called "tact." Tact is the art of saying honest things in a polite manner. If you use it correctly, you can be as honest as you want, and people will respect you for your opinion, instead of bracing themselves for the next painfully honest thing you have to say. The problem with blunt honesty is that it often tends to hit the receiver square in the forehead. They're unprepared for it and it hurts. Using tact cushions the honesty. With it, you can tell them what you want them to know, and not hurt their feelings...as much. Exactly the kind of answers I'm looking for. - You = Cool.
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Topic:
How NOT to be an a**hole
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While keeping intelligence in mind, do you sacrifice the truth for the sake of people's feelings?
Blunt honesty seems to get people butt-hurt. I truly value honesty, but why is it some people cant? I doubt you know, but if you do... ... Please, enlighten me. 
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Topic:
A Nefarious Never Be
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*pity post* Ha! Hey, Row... Don't feel sorry for me. I mean I don't drive a tow truck! 
... Bring back any memories???
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Topic:
A Nefarious Never Be
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I have a quarter. Quarter what?! Ounce???
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Topic:
buying a new car
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im looking to buy a new car since i wrecked mine Since your driving record is anything but perfect, maybe you should look into buying an old car. You know, just sayin'. |
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