- You're Not My Daddy!

It's a reality show about a child marrying a grandma and being the "father figure" of someones dad's, uncle's, bother's, cousin's, auntie's, momma despite being a third of their age.

In 2004 three hurricanes came thru here in a couple weeks time.

Hurricanes are cool to observe, but the aftermath is kinda like long divison.

No power = No fun.

I've decided not to date women who wear lace up flip-flops while using a microwave.

Same difference.

It's Not Me... It's You!!!

That cake does sound good too, but I mean this is PIE I'm talking about.

PIE!!

Ooo! Speaking of pie; I helped my aunt clean her backporch yesterday. That's where we're all gonna eat tomorrow. Anyway, she was telling me how she's making this peanut butter fudge pie.

She's made them before, and I love 'em. She knows this, and told me she's making an extra one just for me.

So... I can bring it home, get stoned, and eat an entire pie in one sitting.

Mmmm! Gluntenous pie eating.

Delicious.

I have tons of leftovers ≠ I have grams of rightunders

...

I have grams of rightunders.

Balls on forehead.

There are many formulae relating the sides and angles of a spherical trigonometic identity. In this course we use only two: the sine rule and the cosine rule.

Consider a triangle EFG on the surface of a sphere with radius = 1. Turn the sphere so that E is at the north pole, and FG is the south pole.

So if E² = EE, then E(1) = E Thus creating a singular polar opposite to E² = (EE)

So if round and round = Heat transfer + Work x E² - E(1) = Q - w (??)

What does what the hell do you know equal?!

Turkey neck gobble head?

Row, do you save all your giblets for thanksgiving?

Because if not... could you pass 'em this way?!

Duplo z saco bola?

Ou do saco de feijao?!

A ghetto bird is pooping on my house!

Do you even wanna play?

I must warn you, it can get kinda sweaty.

Umm, so what you're trying to say is;

No sand up the butt - 69.

No sand up the butt - 69.

Wait a minute...

BINGO!

So...

What did I win?

Maybe, but first... how does one deal with the issue of sand up the butt during this so called, "Beach Blanket Bingo?!"

Wanna smell my finger?

This thread misconstrues the concepts that it attempts to explain. Appearent "self-aware" raccons are not entertaining the possiblity of parallel universes.

They are instead testing the theory that the "uni"verse that we are currently familiar with should be understood not as a four-dimensional universe (three spatial dimensions and one temporal dimension) but instead as a singular dimensional plane that revolves around bovine feces.

While others do not have the ability directly to perceive dimensions other than the bioluminescently jaded light shed by a raccoon of matter and energy that we directly perceive, I cry moo.