Pimp Tom from Myspace is just sayin' hi!
Actually Mike Cool poem.

I did not write this. The band Switchfoot wrote it.
This is a message I'm trying to send to a friend
or anyone else out there who is holding themselves
back from living. I am guilty of that same shit at times.

DARE YOU TO MOVE
BY SWITCHFOOT

WELCOME TO THE PLANET.
WELCOME TO EXISTENCE.
EVERYONE'S HERE.
EVERYONE'S HERE.
EVERYONE'S WATCHING YOU NOW.
EVERYONE WAITS FOR YOU NOW.
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

I DARE YOU TO MOVE.
I DARE YOU TO MOVE.
I DARE YOU TO LIFE YOURSELF UP OFF THE FLOOR.
I DARE YOU TO MOVE.
I DARE YOU TO MOVE.
LIKE TODAY NEVER HAPPENED.
TODAY NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.

WELCOME TO THE FALLOUT.
WELCOME TO RESISTANCE.
THE TENSION IS HERE.
THE TENSION IS HERE.
BETWEEN WHO YOU ARE AND WHO YOU COULD BE.
BETWEEN HOW IT IS AND HOW IT SHOULD BE.

I DARE YOU TO MOVE.
I DARE YOU TO MOVE.
I DARE YOU TO LIFT YOURSELF UP OFF THE FLOOR.
I DARE YOU TO MOVE.
I DARE YOU TO MOVE.
LIKE TODAY NEVER HAPPENED.
TODAY NEVER HAPPENED.

MAYBE REDEMPTION HAS STORIES TO TELL.
MAYBE FORGIVENESS IS RIGHT WHERE YOU FELL.
WHERE CAN YOU RUN TO ESCAPE FROM YOURSELF?
WHERE YOU GONNA GO?
WHERE YOU GONNA GO?
SALVATION IS HERE.

I DARE YOU TO MOVE.
I DARE YOU TO MOVE.
I DARE YOU TO LIFT YOURSELF UP OFF THE FLOOR.
I DARE YOU TO MOVE.
I DARE YOU TO MOVE.
LIKE TODAY NEVER HAPPENED.
TODAY NEVER HAPPENED.
TODAY NEVER HAPPENED.
TODAY NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.

I pray to God that the person gets this message.
If you are stuck in a rut then I pray you get the message too.
Jim

I got
all my need in
my 12 ounce.
Just me
sittin' in my house
listenin' to Eminem
spittin' his shit out.
Party just me and my own self.
Saturday night live
will be coming on soon.
Gonna laugh my ass off
while my wife sleeps in the next room.
After all what does a person do
who wants to have a good time
but wants to have a life too?
I turned my home into the
funkiest night club.
Only I am the only patron.
I know out there somewhere
there's other people like me
in the same old situation.
So get sexed up.
Get yourself revved up.
If need be get fucked up.
Have a laugh and dance up.
No need for frontin'
there's no one to impress.
It don't even matter whether
or not you are dressed.
Just the fact that you're
here is what makes it the best
Saturday night party.

What is up with all these Russian Women writing me
and wanting to cook and take care of me and have
babies and wanting me to meet their parents and
all this shit?! I make it clear in my profile
that I'm married and they still fuckin' write me!
I've never complained about the attention of a
woman before but there has got to be some kind
of scam behind this.

A great philosophy.
Thanks for sharing it.

That's the spirit!

Mike, You just graduated from the lonely soul
to Mike, Pimp Daddy. Enjoy. CCP is a great lady.

Why do you tell me that you love me?
I already know you do not mean it.
You do not have me fooled.
I know you're fucking cruel.
A liar hiding behind a lie.
You painted a pretty picture.
I believed you.
I feel like such a fool.
You try to hide in out of focus
pictures and distant shadows
while your voice drips with honey.
At least I thought it did.
Now I know it drips with blood.
Corpses of the broken hearts
you left in your wake shouted
at me to run away I wish I
would have listened.
At least I found out the
truth before it was too late.
Because you couldn't come out
of the shadows I got
to avoid their fate.
I will learn to love again.
I will learn again to trust.
Will you ever learn to
change your wicked ways?
I doubt that very much.

I wrote this for Will
and it is dedicated to Tanyatoto,
a faker who was exposed.

So you write me,
say goodbye
and walk away.
I am floored.
What am I supposed to say.
I got to know you well
in a brief span of time.
You let me in your heart.
I let you into mine.
Why do people have to come and go?
Why do I always find myself on the floor,
drowning in my own tears
and living all my worst fears?
Seems like I've been living
like this for years.

Tressia,
Sorry if somebody hurt you. Keep on going anyway.
Jim

Why does it always end up this way?
I am alone and confused.
You just show up and say goodbye.
What am I supposed to do?
People come and go in our lifetime.
People tell me I need to learn
to let go.
Baby I don't want to.
There will always be a place
in my heart for you.
On that lonely night when
you are feeling cold think
of me and I will be there.
My love for you will keep you warm.
Right now all I want is for you
to be happy...
to find yourself a home....
to never be lonely....
to know I will think of
you long after you're gone.

Dedicated to a friend of mine who decided to leave
justsayhi today.

Jenn,
I hear ya! We are fevered and ill here in our house too.
Laid up since Thanksgiving. Mike, I offer my prayer that
you will not be the lonely soul much longer. I think
Mike, Pimp Daddy, has a nicer ring to it!

I miss her to this day.

A face in a picture frame is all you are.
The memories that remain of you
will always be in my heart.
The bond we shared knows no compare.
For a moment in time we were one.
You'd sleep on my pillow and
dream with me.
Every morning I'd wake up
and you'd smile at me.
Everything was perfect.
Why did you have to go?
Why does Heaven always seem to call
the ones that I love most?

My world was full of colors,
a visual parade
until that fateful day
when you were gone.
Now it's all turned black and hopeless.
Memories are good
but I long for a touch
that I know will never come.
I find myself so numb.

I see you walking thru my hallway.
I see you sitting on the couch
as I go out the door.
I see you greet me when I come home.
I realize it's all an illusion now
and it makes me cry once more.

Everything was perfect.
Why did you have to go.
Why does it always seem
that Heaven calls the ones
that I love most?

I'm surrounded by memories and ghosts.
Why does it always seem that
Heaven calls the ones that
I love most?

Dedicated to all the ones who are missing someone
who got called to Heaven, animal or human.
I wrote this about my beloved best friend
and greatest cat in the world- Frook.

Now I think I've seen it all-
The two dudes that heckled Michael Richards have hired a lawyer
and this lady actually believes Mr. Richards should pay
these two dudes. Does this now mean that if someone says
something that offends me I should be compensated?
..and what amount of money is enough to "heal the pain"?
I think I see what's going on here.
I am big into conspiracy theories.
I'm not paranoid, but pretty close.
I always thought it seemed odd that that camaraphone was
on at just the precise moment that Michael Richards went off.
I think that the two dudes heckled Michael Richards on
purpose and had a buddy in the audience with a cellphone ready
to go at the appropriate moment. I think the idea was to get
video of Michael Richards going off. They got far more than
they expected. Now that these two have hired a lawyer I think
their true motives show. I don't think these guys were offended
for even a second. I think they were looking to get something out of
this from the second it happened. They are to me
worse than Michael Richards. Mr. Richards said what he did
in a moment of anger and has apologized and is undergoing
counseling. These two jerks are offering racial harmony-
AT A PRICE. My ancestors came here from Ireland and were
heavily discriminated against. Signs were hung on business
doors saying "Irish need not apply" for jobs. What these two
are doing is an affront to anyone who believes, like I do,
in the dreams of Dr. Martin Luther King. I hope Mr. Richards
doggedly defends himself against this suit and that these two
"victims" don't recieve a dime. Political Correctness has
run amuck and it is time it dies the death it deserves.

It would be impossible to write everyone I know and
personally wish each one of you a happy Thanksgiving
so please accept my Thanksgiving wishes to all my friends
at Just Say Hi. I have met so many people here and I treasure
every one of you.
Jim Miller
Jimi366

By now the whole world knows of Michael Richards breakdown
during his his comedy act where he uses the N word repeatedly.
I saw it on www.youtube.com and it is pretty sobering, he is
not the loveable "Kramer" we have all known and loved. At least
on that particular night he isn't. Is Michael Richards a
racist or did he just lose it and do something regrettable?
At the very least he was a dumbass! I do find it strange
tho that someone had their telephone camcorder on at JUST
the right time....
If you do go to www.youtube.com to see the video I will
warn you that it is disturbing.

Right on Purplecat!

I missed you too, you sexy thang!

Jenn,
Did this really happen?
I really like this.
You put your heart into this one.
I FELT it.
Jim