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Topic:
What Sort of music...
Edited by
harrypotter2
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Wed 12/17/08 03:35 PM
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do you chill out to?
Classical? Reggae Funk? Pop? Dance? Disco Soul? Jazz? Blues? Latin? House? Trance? Rave? Ballads? Independant? Rock and Roll? Bluegrass? Country? 
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Topic:
The Bank Robbery
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A woman, heavily pregnant with triplets enters a bank to withdraw some cash.
As she was standing in the queue, two masked robbers burst into the bank, and demanded money from the cashier. On their way out, she was not fast enough in moving out of their way, and, unfortunately, one of the robbers shot her three times in the stomach. She awoke in hospital to find that the swelling in her belly was no longer there. Hysterically, she started screaming for her children. The doctor quickly reassured her that her children had been saved, and that there was nothing to worry about; apart from one thing. Each of her children had been hit by the bullets, and they had lodged in inoperable areas. But she need not worry, because, during the passage of time, the bullets would dislodge and exit in a normal fashion. 12 years later, the first of the woman’s children, a daughter, came to her and said, “Mom, I’ve done something that I can’t explain.” “What is that?” asked her mother. “I went to the toilet, and this came out.” It was, of course, a bullet. Her mother explained what had happened 12 years later, and not to worry. Every thing would be fine. A couple of weeks later, her second child, also a daughter, came to her mother and said, “Mommy, I’ve done something I can’t explain, or understand.” Her mother said, “What. You went to the toilet for a pee, and a bullet came out?” “Yes.” Replied her daughter. Once again, the mother explained what had happened, and that everything would be fine, and that she had nothing to be concerned about. A couple of days later, her third child, a son, came to his mother and said, “Mom, I’ve done something bad!” His mother said, “I know what. You went to the toilet for a pee and a bullet came out?” “No.” replied her son. “I was jerking off, and I shot the cat!” 
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Topic:
Do you drop friends?
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Topic:
Toms Festive Roll Call
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I'll have one of everything and then start again from the top.
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Gotta make me some of them.
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Topic:
After a Heavy Night Out
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Topic:
Christmas Tattoos
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my future wife.
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Topic:
Happy Thanksgiving
Edited by
harrypotter2
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Thu 11/27/08 01:15 AM
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To all my friends across the pond
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Edited by
harrypotter2
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Thu 11/27/08 01:07 AM
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Hilarious[b}
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Topic:
The New Priest
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an oldie but still.....
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Topic:
Blonde Suicide
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Figures
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Topic:
A drunk is sitting in a bar
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Topic:
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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Topic:
Enjoy Ladies. Enjoy.
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Morning all.
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Topic:
Don't Leave 'Em Hanging
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Topic:
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
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Topic:
A Glasgow accent helps ..
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Just about sums my ex girlfriend up
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