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The place where a friend of mine works decided to provide company-paid cell phones to the "suits" upstairs. After negotiating a deal with a cell phone company, they arranged for the phones to be sent directly to the homes of the various VIP's.
The day after delivery, he received a call from a partner screaming about how his cell phone didn't work. He said he charged it overnight just like the sheet said, but in the morning, it wouldn't power up. My friend asked EXACTLY what he did with the phone when he got it. "I took it out, plugged the charger into the wall and into the phone." "Did you put the battery in the phone?" "Not the extra one." "Sir, the phone only came with one battery." (Pause) "Oh, I think I figured out what's wrong with it." 
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The place where a friend of mine works decided to provide company-paid cell phones to the "suits" upstairs. After negotiating a deal with a cell phone company, they arranged for the phones to be sent directly to the homes of the various VIP's. The day after delivery, he received a call from a partner screaming about how his cell phone didn't work. He said he charged it overnight just like the sheet said, but in the morning, it wouldn't power up. My friend asked EXACTLY what he did with the phone when he got it. "I took it out, plugged the charger into the wall and into the phone." "Did you put the battery in the phone?" "Not the extra one." "Sir, the phone only came with one battery." (Pause) "Oh, I think I figured out what's wrong with it."
Tom. Not only do you have me in stitches on the phone, but here as well. 
Thanks mate. 
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