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One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, 'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!' At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! Yep.................SHE'S BLONDE!   
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that`s a cruel trick,..reguardless,..
I know it`s just a funny,.. |
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That is hysterically funny!!!
But it's weird coming from someone in the UK as Thanksgiving is an American tradition!!! 
Good joke!!! |
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Cruel, but funny as hell. I've got to try this one.
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good one! you should try the saran wrap over the toilet bowl(under the lid)don't do it at your house-really messy!!
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This I am going to send to my blond sister. LOL
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That was so funny!! I loved it!!
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That was just fowl.
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