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A man walks into a chemist with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display and the boy asks "Dad, what are those?"
To which dad replies matter-of-factly "Those are condoms son, men use them to have safe sex". "Oh I see" replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school". He looks over the display and picks up a pack of 3 and asks "why are there 3 in this package?" Dad replies - "those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday and ONE for Sunday". "Cool" says the boy. He notices a pack of 6 and asks "then who are these for?' "Those are for College Men" says dad, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday". "Wow" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye dad replies "Those are for married men - ONE for January - ONE for February - ONE for March ............"    |
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I've had a box in my drawer for month's. Haven't used them yet!
  
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  that explains it
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May I never get married
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That was funny....I'm not sure I believe it; but FUNNY just the same!!!!
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A man walks into a chemist with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display and the boy asks "Dad, what are those?" To which dad replies matter-of-factly "Those are condoms son, men use them to have safe sex". "Oh I see" replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school". He looks over the display and picks up a pack of 3 and asks "why are there 3 in this package?" Dad replies - "those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday and ONE for Sunday". "Cool" says the boy. He notices a pack of 6 and asks "then who are these for?' "Those are for College Men" says dad, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday". "Wow" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye dad replies "Those are for married men - ONE for January - ONE for February - ONE for March ............"
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