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Wed 07/14/10 02:53 AM

Considering I am "disabled" myself, yes. I actually just ended a relationship with a guy because he was unable to deal with what he perceived as my problems. We are all people looking for companionship.
So very true.No matter what disability the person has. They are still human. And can give love, as much as needing to be loved.

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Wed 07/14/10 01:35 AM
AAAAWWWWWW How cute

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Wed 07/14/10 01:29 AM
rofl rofl rofl

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Wed 07/14/10 01:13 AM
laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 07/14/10 12:50 AM
Yepper. I don't look at outside. Or handicaps. I look, and go for whats inside them.

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Wed 07/14/10 12:36 AM

drool Hmm...I could go for a chocolate eclaire right about now...:laughing:
I alsodrool drool drool drool

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Wed 07/14/10 12:34 AM


Don't feel bad Suzanne. Same thing happens to me usually when I post a topic. Next time I do, I plan on offering free coffee and donuts.


laugh I'll be there, just let me know when and where.drinker drinker
Ok. I will even let you pick out the donuts

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Wed 07/14/10 12:33 AM

You should always leave your profile on intimate encounter for maxum results.
Great idea. With my pictures showing me licking my eyebrows:banana:

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Wed 07/14/10 12:31 AM
Don't feel bad Suzanne. Same thing happens to me usually when I post a topic. Next time I do, I plan on offering free coffee and donuts.

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Tue 07/13/10 11:58 PM
I'm already trying to decide which kind of cookies to bake for Santa Clause for when he climbs down my chimney.frustrated Can't decide

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Tue 07/13/10 06:12 AM


You guys should see the email I get from scammers! OMG. They don't have to make geography mistakes; it's the incorrect phrasing and word misuse.


And you're a girl!!! Not being sexist or anything, but I can bet you I (not because I'm me, but because I'm a man) get 10 for every one you get!! I just had this conversation this morning (or last night). Check out the timestamps!
countryladyflorida33 (02:30:34 AM): Good morning
ocdelguy (02:30:50 AM): Hi there.

Blah, blah, blah...

countryladyflorida33 (02:49:38 AM): I am presently in Spain Barcelona working on my art works but I am stuck here now because My paintings got seized By the customs and Now I don't have any money on me to come back. all I have on me is the check issued to me by a buyer of one of my art works,But Banks here in Spain Barcelona said they don't deal with foreign checks and because of this they wont be able to cash it for me,and right now I am stranded back here in the custody of the customs ,I really need to know if u can be honest to loan me some money


Less than 19 minutes to scam! shocked

Girl, just jump on a plane and come home.
you think if i can leave here i won't be in the state alredy

i have never travel outside the United state

i am unable to access anything here but if i was in the state maybe with you could have been a better chance anyway because i am not a lazy woman here


Same mistake 3 times. Does he mean the "States" Maybe? slaphead

if i can just die here now i think i will be more better off
i will be free from this trouble in the whole of my life

as we speak now i am yet to eat

well friend turned me down anyway life goes on because i don't count my life on a friend cause they only stay when they see things are good with you

In the whole of his life? Yet to eat? Count my life? When has an American EVER said stuff like that?!! rofl

I can have my things left the customs

We can all guess what he means, but like Fifijones says "improper phrasing"!! spock

then what is the solution i don't have any money do you have to help me and i promise i will pay back even if it has to do with me doing anything to pay you back just believe me i will

WOW!!! He'll do anything?? Yay!! I'm going to get laid!! HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!! I DON'T DO GUYS!! rofl



Here's some of the rest of the conversation:

countryladyflorida33 (03:22:41 AM): Can you help me with the money
countryladyflorida33 (03:22:42 AM): ?
ocdelguy (03:23:29 AM): If you're serious about returning home, then this is the way to do it.
countryladyflorida33 (03:23:42 AM): you listen
countryladyflorida33 (03:23:45 AM): Can you help me with the money
countryladyflorida33 (03:23:49 AM): yes or no ?
ocdelguy (03:24:54 AM): You know my position, but if you're serious about returning, then this is your course of action.
countryladyflorida33 (03:25:02 AM): So i know the world we live today is **s**h**i**t** when you an american you see i need ur help and you can at least help me with the money i need ?
ocdelguy (03:26:05 AM): Don't curse. It's not ladylike.
ocdelguy (03:26:28 AM): I still don't see where you need my help!
ocdelguy (03:26:49 AM): You don't need anyone's help.
countryladyflorida33 (03:27:15 AM): even if is any amount i have to give the hotel here
countryladyflorida33 (03:27:19 AM): for even feeding ok
countryladyflorida33 (03:27:25 AM): i can't just leave
countryladyflorida33 (03:27:29 AM): and u better understand now
ocdelguy (03:28:38 AM): I understand, however limited your explanation is, and I just don't see your plight.
countryladyflorida33 (03:28:58 AM): $400 ?
ocdelguy (03:29:37 AM): You can just leave. You can pay your bill after you reach the US.
countryladyflorida33 (03:29:56 AM): let ask you this question
countryladyflorida33 (03:30:11 AM): if they do business with everyone this way how do you think it going to work
countryladyflorida33 (03:30:16 AM): i said i did make a promise
countryladyflorida33 (03:30:23 AM): and i can't break
countryladyflorida33 (03:30:26 AM): dear
countryladyflorida33 (03:30:30 AM): life is too short
countryladyflorida33 (03:30:32 AM): why do u lie
countryladyflorida33 (03:30:36 AM): if you can't help
countryladyflorida33 (03:30:36 AM): fine
countryladyflorida33 (03:30:41 AM): walk ur **s**h**i**t** **a**s**s** off me
if you can't help me with the money then walk your **a**s**s** ok


I'm thinking that in Ghana or Benin or Nigeria, it must be an insult to say "walk your **a**s**s**". I'm guessing he's trying to say: "Go walk your donkey!" like we would say: "Go fly a kite!"

From the begining, I know I'm messaging with some dude in Africa. At the very least, I'm safe in assuming that. The whole hour messaging, I was laughing my A$$ off!! Well, except maybe the first 5 minutes.
You never know...

spock Hmmm... Any of you girls here really guys in Africa? spock Hmmm....
rofl rofl rofl


oops I guess Mingle 2 edits bad words. Sorry, but those were quotes.
rofl rofl In my honest opinion. The moneraters should move this to the Jokes department. I was laughing all the way the way through it. rofl rofl Mike

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Tue 07/13/10 06:02 AM

In addition to the non-existent locations, awesome spelling, grammar and sentence construction I also find the pictures that go with these profiles to be quite the contradiction. Oh let's say the profile says 21 but the pictures are of someone in their late 30's, or vise versa. Honestly if I had any say in it, I would be canning these profiles as they are clearly spammers and are only annoying the crap out of the active, REAL members of this site.



Right on!!!!

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Tue 07/13/10 05:56 AM


After reading all that was said here. I think more and more. That as bad as things are getting as far as the crimes go. And people thinking they are TOUGH. ( Like wow.2 young guys beating up a 49 yo ) That just proved to me that the both of them are sissy's. That the laws of yesteryears be brought back. And laws of other countries be instituted. You murder, you be put to death. You steal. Your hand be chopped off. You cheat on your spouse, and get caught. Both are flogged in public. You beat up an elder( Just to prove you are tough ) You publicly get beat up. For the drive by shooters. They have to go through a drive by spanking. I truly believe that the penalties for crimes now a days are too soft. In most cases by what I have observed. Prison is just a vacation to some people. Or a place to once again be reunited with their homies. Mike


I think those who commit property crimes should have to WORK to restore whatever was taken or damaged while incarcerated until the debt is paid

I think those who damage a person physically, except in self defense, should be kept away from the general public(incarcerated)
for the pre determined time

I think those who commit property crime should be kept in one place, and those who commit violence should be kept in another
But. In most cases now a days. Incarceration is just a means of a better life for them. They get 3 meals a day. A warm place to sleep. Clean clothes to wear. Ect,ect,ect. So. ALOT of people doing the crimes, don't care about the penalty. Or look forward to the penalty. Knowing that they will be better off.

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Tue 07/13/10 02:52 AM

Best exercise I ever had was when I was running from this chick who had a strap-on on, and wanted me take one in the keister. I ran like Carl Lewis on that night.
Dont knock it, till you try it. The outcome may surprise you. I was sure surprisedpitchfork

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Tue 07/13/10 02:46 AM
After reading all that was said here. I think more and more. That as bad as things are getting as far as the crimes go. And people thinking they are TOUGH. ( Like wow.2 young guys beating up a 49 yo ) That just proved to me that the both of them are sissy's. That the laws of yesteryears be brought back. And laws of other countries be instituted. You murder, you be put to death. You steal. Your hand be chopped off. You cheat on your spouse, and get caught. Both are flogged in public. You beat up an elder( Just to prove you are tough ) You publicly get beat up. For the drive by shooters. They have to go through a drive by spanking. I truly believe that the penalties for crimes now a days are too soft. In most cases by what I have observed. Prison is just a vacation to some people. Or a place to once again be reunited with their homies. Mike

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Tue 07/13/10 02:20 AM
This is to let the women know, that I don't do nude pictures either. I know, I know. It makes some of yousad Which I am truly sorry about. But. The last time a woman wanted to see a picture of my Dinky, I had to sprinkle him with pepper in order to make him sneeze, and be big enough to photograph. Poor thing. Kept sneezing all day. Wont put Dinky through that again. I do have a heart

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Tue 07/13/10 02:04 AM

I don't know about this topic...lol. I mean yeah it would be cool to have the freedom to be able to be topless during certain situations without getting thrown in jail but not sure just how much I would utilize that freedom?

Plus...it seems like it would...ok not real sure how to say this without sounding stupid but..totally take away from the mystique (???) and allure of women's boobs? I mean come on...let's face it...they are one of the most awesome things about being a woman!? If they became an everyday thing to everyone, then where is the fun in that? Some things are just better left as is I think....

After all...I've actually heard people that have nude beaches say that they are no big deal. You get desensitized to all the boobs, p*ssies and d*cks being out there all the time!? That seems like it takes ALL the fun out of it to me? I'd rather leave a little to the imagination and have fun in the discovery process!

*shrugs* My $.02 drinker
Wow!! After reading this. And letting it sink in. I must be honest here. And say. I totally agree.

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Tue 07/13/10 01:06 AM

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups drool
Oh yea. I forgot about those. Or ANYTHING with peanutbutter. I love peanutbutter.drool drool

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Mon 07/12/10 04:15 AM
flowers flowers flowers

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Mon 07/12/10 04:10 AM
WOW!!! Didnt know it was legal for women to go topless in NewYork. MMMMMMMMM I'm due to move pretty soon. Have to check out the prices of apartments in NewYork.