I honestly haven't, but then again I don't think I ever care enough.

the spoon is off work for the after noon.

I haven't read any of the responses so this may have already been said. If your just dating someone a couple times. You should be dating other people as well. Sounds to me and keep in mind I'm no Chuck Woolery, but it seems you may fall fast when your dating. Which is understandable you seem like a nice guy from posts I've read of yours. Maybe just slow things down when you date and just have fun. Take this one out one night, another the next. Then I'm sure when it looks like your unattainable someone will persist to make you theirs.

I haven't read any of the responses so this may have already been said. If your just dating someone a couple times. You should be dating other people as well. Sounds to me and keep in mind I'm no Chuck Woolery, but it seems you may fall fast when your dating. Which is understandable you seem like a nice guy from posts I've read of yours. Maybe just slow things down when you date and just have fun. Take this one out one night, another the next. Then I'm sure when it looks like your unattainable someone will persist to make you theirs.

Smack a pigs *** win a quarter!

Exactly my thought. You could even go the cheap route since there are so many and slice them up. Double or triple layer a plastic bag. Mix some Kool-aid in with a lot of sugar.. Tie the top of the bag, but leave room to place a straw or tube. So as the gases belch it won't bust the bag. The smell sometimes gets strong. So I have seen some people run a tube from the bag into a bottle of shampoo. So when the wine belches the gas all you get is a pleasant smell of the shampoo. Let it sit for 3-4 days and it should be good to go.

As I stumbled upon the skull in the woods. I quickly called 911. Standing there waiting for the ambulance. I wondered "Who was this man, and why did he have antlers growing out of his head?" - Jack Handy

Grandpa can pop caps by squeezing his rock hard butt cheeks.

Dude your like if Van Damme & Segal was genetically spliced and cloned together. You are Claude Van Steven "Mingle-versal Soldier"

I'm never on time for anything. I do it out of spite. Just because I have to be there at this time makes my brain go F that. So I spite myself. Can't help it I don't like being told what to do, or when to do it.

I've learned that all the things I think is cute in someone in the beginning makes me want to stab them with a fork in the end.

Ha! Ha! Ha! I hope that guy likes his tuna on yeast rolls.


yeah, I made myself sick on that one.

Last time a red head told me I was gonna get touched I did. So I'm believing you. You can thank Father O'Doyle

see the look on that guys face. That's the look of does anybody else smell Long John Silvers?

You gonna touch my no no spot aren't you?

This my lolly pop and I will fight MSNBC for it!

D@mn this tag spray really works. I gotta pretty lady buying me drinks, and to think I thought those commercials was full of $hit.

Okay my man, but if you ever want to do some knife hits and incinerate that kush so you get every last morsel of goodness. come find Freezy

Yeah, you probably need a few drinks and maybe a couple hits of some nice purple kush. That way you could relax not worry about being a good brother and just chill and watch the smurfs.

Oh, see I'm use to a 40 of King Cobra and the cheapest Tequila you can find. I must say though, I feel fancy now.