Your posts always make me feel all warm and tingly. Like getting a puppy for Christmas.

I just have 3 words for you : Prozac, Zoloft, Paxil.

1984-85

G.I. Joe, Transformers & Masters of the Universe became my best friends.

Don't you hate it when you get a song or something stuck in your mind and you can't make it stop? For the past week I've had that old Conan O'Brien skit stuck in my head. Where Andy & him would shine flashlights in their faces and wear black robes. Then chant "In the year 2000..IN THE YEAR 2000!!" then they would say a joke prediction that would happen.

I keep doing that. Then making up random false facts that happened in 2000. Like "Dave founder of Wendy's admits today that he really wasn't a orphan. He just really really liked Annie and was a strong homophobe."

It sounds stupid, but it's stuck in my head.

I also own this. A friend of mine gave it to me as a Christmas present. She found it on ebay and said "I knew immediately this toy would bring you constant joy"

It does too. I can't look at it without laughing.

HaHaHa!! I love that!


To me a woman that has a corporate/ business job is attractive.

the business attire. the stockings, garter belts, heels & skirts. very attractive

I own that. I laugh every time I put water in his butt.

My oldest friend is 2 days younger than I. We shared the same nursery in the hospital and grew up right next to each other. We are still good friends today.

My best friend I have knew since kindergarten and he's still my best friend today. Except he has been in prison for the last 10 or so years. He gets paroled every now and then and we pick up right where we left off. Then he will break probation and go right back. Funny & sad at the same time.

Holy hell that doll scares me!

Actually in the late 80's-early 90's. A genetic experiment was done with grain. Mixing fish DNA with that of wheat and other grains so it would grow in the winter as well as the summer, because of the cold blooded gene. Huge success no one seen a flaw with this superior product, until now. It seems splicing the DNA effects young girls during growth. Actually replacing genes with that of the common carp. The DNA that was used in the experiment. Thus resulting in sucky face woman.

One spokes person for the lab was quoted as saying " We could have fed the world and ended hunger in a lot of country's, but in the end the cost out weighed the need. For if we continue there will be no more reproduction causing a end to humanity. Because let's be honest I personally wouldn't consummate with a fish lady and I'm a geeky old scientist. I'll take anything."

I jump around conversationally sometimes..wait is that something shiny?

Yes I did and I will never look at a tricycle and Nazi uniform the same again...

I may be terribly mistaken then.

I was just wondering. Is it empowering to be thought of as a sex object to most men, or does it get old. I know a lot of you ladies on here get random emails asking to see your chest, butt, the entire show. Personally if every time I checked a message and 85% of the time it was some perverted old man talking about wanting you to wear a strap-on and ride him like a circus pony like his grandpa did back in 1948. I would get disgusted quickly and begin to see the world as nothing, but mindless flesh trying to procure some sick fetish that would make the Amityville house hurl. I would become seriously depressed.
I know most of you laugh it off, but doesn't leave a bad taste in your mouth about humanity or men in general, stereotyping us all as wanting one thing?

Then why don't you?

The lady makes a valid point. The smarter we think we are the dumber we become.

I've can't say that I've ever seen one fish pull out a doctor's bag to help another. I'm pretty sure the fish was doing what it could to put the other out of it's misery.

You know I read in the bible once. "God is to man as man is to animals" I wonder if God ever asks the same question you just did.


I'm not trying to turn this religious at all. I just wrote something that popped in my head. That I believe and just wondered. Too each their own my friends.

I am innocent. I'm one of the last truly nice guys. Sometimes I like to show that there is more to me than just what you see. You ladies are flattering though.

Well if it's any consolation. That is me in my studio. I just felt like drawing on a monster head.