Now some of the things kids drag home can be quite perturbing like a big fat hairy black spider in a jar but what if your kid came home with Tinkerbell in a jar and she seemed pissed off?

My daughter brings home snails.

I used to bring home fish I caught and threw em in the tub. I also brought home countless snakes, scorpions spiders and my parents finally drew the line when I brought home a mojave. I though my pappy's head was gonna pop wen my mom told him I not only had one, but had it in the house.

What's a mojave? (Besides the name of the desert I live in)

Thankfully mine come home with worms, lightening bugs rolley polley's snails turtles sometimes they bring me a daddy long legs once a preying mantis and a luna moth but thats it so far......I think its fairly normal but nothing freaky yet just waiting for that black widow in jar day yikes I would have to throw it back out in the woods or a field preferrably across the town somewhere.....

Arguably the most toxic rattlesnake in the U.S.

I guess I should have known that considering I live in the Mojave Desert.

I used to bring home horney toads.

Could be worse. Wait till they bring home gonnoreah.

Not my kids they know and I talk to them about it at 10, I have already introduced the subject of girls with my boys started at 8 with my daughter small things builded in to larger subjects and they always felt comfortable talking with me about things......I alway caught tree frogs I love the way they suction to windows....

But, have you talked to them about bringing home gangsta rappers?

Gangsta rapper in the middle of a corn field hilarious.......rolling

Gangsta rapper in the middle of a corn field hilarious.......rolling


But Mom! Ash tre' followed me home! Can I keep him?

Actually my daughter brought home four different teenagers I took in a different times.....one was a cutter.....another a runaway with parental issues....another got kicked out when turned 18 and still in high school...and another that had to leave home for a bit because she got cauu ght doing bad thing while babysitting her younger siblings....all but one has been doing very well and went on to college.....my daughter has thus far been very kind and considerate but no gansta rappers yet LOL

I could be the gangsta rapper that your kids bring home if you just move em on in. I am a hard luck case who comes from the ghettos of Abilene tx and no one understands my realness. The man (whitey) keeps oppressing me and keeping a brother down while I keep it real in da battlefield.

Mojave green Rattlesnake. Small, maybe at best three feet long if that BUT it is the deadliest rattlesnake hands down!

So I guess ur the real deal Hollyfield?

humm
i drag home
a baby irish setter(my dad loved that dog but we couldnt keep it) that i found when i was humm i think 8yrs old
but i drag home snakes, catipillres, salbugs
sanimanders, frogs, and i used to play with the red fire ants

I'd be a smart*** and tell her to think of a happy thought.

As I stumbled upon the skull in the woods. I quickly called 911. Standing there waiting for the ambulance. I wondered "Who was this man, and why did he have antlers growing out of his head?" - Jack Handy