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i can't find my kitten
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What have I said that's uncalled for? Or disturbing? Kittens have ****loads of fiber.
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i can't find my kitten
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How exactly am I being a jerk? As you can read, I clearly wanted lulu to find her cat.
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"sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
Are you trying to make friends that way? " Cliches are the highest form of making me not really care what you're saying. |
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Ohhh I'm not that smart? That hurts my feeling. :*(
Why must you make fun of my obvious lack of intelligence like this? It hurts my feelings. :( |
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I'm totally serious, I'm meditating as we speak.
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"No chris, the only one berating you is yourself with your attitude."
Ohh...a philosophical, yet nonetheless meaningless statement. I am now going to go meditate and think long and hard about my ways, and hopefully become a better person. Thank you for showing me the light. |
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I'm still being berated by an 53 year old! I love this! It's like my lifelong dream.
Please, kind sir, call me a hooligan! |
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Guilty? Why? Because in your land being homosexual is a sin?
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Hahahahhaha, I just was called homosexual by a 53 year-old. How's that Taco Bell career been treatin' ya?
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I'm not complaining. They can jump on me anytime they want and fail.
And that's not a rule. That's a tired cliche that I'm sure only canadians use. |
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"chris, i looked at your pic, maybe you could skip a meal and send it over seas and save an american cat, it wouldnt hurt you at all. some of us care about our animals. kill the stupid jokes please "
I am 15 pounds overweight. You make fun of people less than half your age online. WHOS THE REAL WINNER?! |
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"Chris, could you please knock off the jokes. Can't you see lulu is real concerned? "
Yes, because a key sign of someone who is really concerned about something is when they drop what they're doing every now and then to update the internet on their progress. Gonna have to call bull**** on that one. |
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How many times and or why...
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"Do people view your profile more then two times or so and never say a word to you ?. "
Because they read your profile and realize you're fat, ugly, and/or boring. |
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prayers
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Oh bull****. You want people to pray for you to make some more money? That's incredibly self-absorbed when you consider real problems going on in the world.
Why not pull your head out of yourself and actually DO SOMETHING about making your house sell if you really want it to instead of hoping imaginary friends are going to come along and do something for you. |
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"Chris, you need to quit. This is a serious matter. It's not funny. "
I'm aware that it's a serious matter. There are children starving around the globe who would love a nice freeze-dried kitten sandwich. |
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Only found one kitten? You're close to a meal, here. Find a few more and you can make Kitten Kabobs! Stay optimistic!
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More lost kittens means more for me to find on the street and sautee.
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I'm a cat lover too. Those ****ers are delicious. Get some pepper on them and they're good to go.
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She hid it...
IN HER STOMACH! muahahaha. Tasty. I could go for some kitten roight about now. |
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Hopefully.
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