Hmm, so basically everyone should do everything for themselves. And I shouldn't worry about things that don't affect me directly. Gotcha Lonely. Crystal clear.

If I were, I highly doubt I would care if you minded. I'm not though, but I have empathy for other people, and I realize there's more to life than finding happiness for oneself by doing pointless things like going to church when you could be working a job instead to make money to feed starving children.

Imagine the mouths that would be fed if we demolished all religious buildings, set up farms, and had "Sunday Farming" instead of Sunday mass. That would easily bring more of a benefit to the world.

I'm going out with some 3 years older. I must be mature or sexy or something.

And what's happiness for one person? banning gays from getting married is "getting happiness"? For who?

Out of my way? This isn't out of my way. And if the only effect religion had on the world was to bring happiness....I'd have no problem with it. Clearly that's not the case. Read the news.

Why not? It's all around town LOLOL!

Told me I wasn't the father. <3

Hmmm...If you were born in China, and were Chinese your whole lives, and never heard of the bible, would you still be christian and have the same beliefs that you claim to have "no matter what"?

Nah.

Religion is manufactured by people looking for control over either other people or their own fate.

Wait...faith--the practice of believing in something with no substance has substance? Run that one by me again?

And Sissy, you're going to try to say you know what happens to someone when they die?

Me.

And isn't the definition of a myth "believing without seeing"?

Oh yeah, because human invention of planes sure is some solid proof that the bible isn't a myth.

The guy from Lynyrd Skynyrd.

1) The human body is more dense than water, thus no human can walk on water.

2) Water cannot be magically turned into wine.

3) Once you're dead, you don't come back to life.


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It took me like 20 minutes to figure out this one woman, but then I figured her out almost 3 days a day for a month.

My hope, dreams, and desires lay completely around beating the hell out of Rick Astley, granted he's still alive.

PuppetMan!

Defenestrated.

I know the best:

Say you see a cutie standing on the other side of the bar. get her attention by giving her a few looks. When she looks over at you, bring up your hand and gesture her with a "come hither" motion with your index finger. When she comes over (she will) say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with two!"

ohhhh...yeah.