...what?

stop being so defensive, it shows you take your posts like, super seriously.

no, the dog beat me over the fence.

well it is the story of how you were born...

Oh yeah, Minnesota suburbs. Spinnin' rims and white kids fo shizzle.

like you want to be twisted around the mailman??!

post in my topic and ill try to help you out.

well first you shouldn't try to get in the pants of every mailman you see. that whole "rain, snow, or sleet" bull**** only really applies to delivering mail, not to delivering lovin'.

well, for your dignity's sake i mean. like, if that joke were serious, i would feel bad for you. ;)

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i hope so alanna, for your sake. that joke was 2/10.

Was freaky...I was on that bridge not but 15 minutes before it happened.

I guess it could be if they paid enough, but I'm not into that...

Fat girls need love to...but they gotta pay.

Ladies, try to stay on the topic: bears.

What do you look for in a bear?

I mean, if you had to date a bear (grizzly or polar, I'm not bearist), what aspects would be most important to you? Clean paws? A soft coat? Sharp teeth, capable of efficiently cutting slaughtered game?

Oh, so basically religion is all about who you choose to believe.

If someone is lazy-eyed and in love with you, does that mean they half love you and half love whatever is off to the side at the current time?

Well, I know what you were doing, but it doesn't mean that I have to share it with you to prove it. You're creating a double-standard.

On one account, all that these beings in the bible have to do is SAY that they had an eye-witness account of Jesus's "miracles" or whatever. They just had to say "Hey, yeah dude, we totally saw him walk on water" and it's valid for you.

But me? I have to do more than simply tell you that I'm omniscient and everything detailed in the bible is a myth? Why the double-standard? What gives their words more validity? Why aren't you making these other supposed eye-witnesses to Jesus' actions tell you what you were doing at 10:00pm? Why do I have to do more to gain your...faith?

And how could I be *delusional* in comparison to what these other characters are claiming? That a human walked on water? That's just as delusional as anything I've claimed.

Who said I was?