Community > Posts By > chrisjayjay
so alanna, what do we do now as friends?
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I'm a crack addict with five noses and six ears.
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LADIES STOP GETTING ALL EXCITED JSUT BECAUSE IM HERE, TRY TO RELAX.
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hey alanna, we should start this friendship by running slow motion at eachother with chariots of fire palying in the background.
SOUND GOOD?! |
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you know, you're a ****ing genius. all this time i hadn't been asking women what their favorite football team was. now im going to and it's going to work. THANKS MAN I LOVE YOU LIKE A BROTHER.
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alanna why cant we just be friends?
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no im an alpha mailman.
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stop writing poetry and start being interesting.
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this thread is still around? thought i sealed the deal here.
and alanna, how could i ever be considered harsh? |
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all three. gag me. everytime i get asked out i get sick because it's such a formal mood killer.
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that sounds boring though.
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OMG WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT IM ALWAYS SO NICE TO YOU plus, where would you start?
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are you calling me a liar?!
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hey, don't make fun of his writing that's not nice.
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Topic:
Relationship expert here.
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come on guys, this is your golden oppurtunity for advice.
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at least not to your face, i assume?
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we can only hope, my love. we can only hope.
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back on topic--one of my favorite topics--fat girls that need love. oh how i love them.
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i think most women would be looking for guys in control of their spelling. honestly, did you jsut pick up a scrabble board and throw it against a sheet of flypaper and type out what stuck? jesus christ.
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stop yelling at me, this is why we cant have nice things.
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