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Sun 04/23/17 07:32 PM

Did you know that tall men and women with big boobs have something in common?
(Yeah, right!)

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For MEN: If you see an attractive woman with big boobs, what is the first thing you notice about her?




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laugh My hips hurt Laughing at what
I READ on all men & women's comments.laugh

SURE you opened up a CAN OF WORMS
with this topic sister laugh

And sure you tickled my FUNNY BONE indeed.
Problem is , knowing ME & my hilarious sense of humour,
I better duck and behave, other-ways I may offend someone.

Thanks for the hint on Julia :wink:

Who said there are no Angels :angel: on
Social Networks sites is a fool. ...Indeed.



Cheers 'n ((( HUGS ))) flowers



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Sun 04/23/17 07:16 PM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sun 04/23/17 07:17 PM
I HOPE this pic JOKE may NOT be politically INCORRECT laugh

I can live with it if one DELETE IT ..:wink:



rofl

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Sun 04/23/17 05:57 PM

Funzy

Cool solar, think I should try that here. I don't know how it computes out for discount versus investment but I know I am very glad the "Princess" that left me my place put a house style vanity roof attic fan. Because in this Sizzling Sacramento sun this place would be an oven without it.

I lucked out I got big discount coupon for Harbor Freight to get some bottle jacks cheapo. Yea !!!

So if you won't drink my Great Great Uncle's Jack Black what is a good Aussie whiskey dearheart?

You know my first grandson was nicked named after a baby roo before he made his Grand entrance.

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LOL...You almost got me confused but I recovered laugh

- FREE & LOTS of SUN ...UTILISE IT ( Provided one can afford it )
In the long run, say, 6 to 8 years you get your investment back.
The rest of years ahead, are called PROFIT/S :wink:

- NOTHING comes CHEAP..Even alcohol on special..I wonder if my
RETIRED line of work has teached me something about alcohol, drunks
and all the prices they pay during and after consumption laugh :wink:

- I consider a glass or two or few of a good red wine or few
nips of Irish whiskey once a month as a NON DRINKER ( Social only ).
YES, I CAN'T STAND SAWER WHISKEY..LOL

-Good Aussies prefer BEER laugh
Surprisingly, again, I prefer German LAGER and the STOUT,
the famous Irish beer...I am European you see ??:tongue:

- So, your grandson's name must be JOEY ?? ..LOL

Cheers and have fun , pleasure talking with you.

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Sun 04/23/17 07:16 AM










That is a very cool idea! Thanks Funzy, and my fingers thank you as well laugh

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My pleasure laugh
LOL..Fantastic ideas for the rest of the world
directly from Australian Outback laugh

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Sun 04/23/17 07:13 AM
Ops, looks like the picture is not accepted.
NO ...It wasn't porn folks, it was a pic of 6 solar panels.

What the heck...I'l try again.laugh

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I never tell fibs ( Lies ) " PacificStar48 "

That's how I charge my batteries packs , no socket required..LOL

This is my off-grid power I BUILD IT MYSELF.
Easy peasy laugh

I like it bold...Bold is beautiful and sexy ..:tongue:

We Aussie blokes living in the bush ( Out Back )
fix everything with our hands..Specially if we have
basic tools like 10 pounds Hammers, hacksaws, axe,
and W-40 ..LOL

I also have another 3 KW Power panels on the roof
these are connected to the grid and get paid for
what I don't use.:tongue:




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Sun 04/23/17 06:48 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sun 04/23/17 06:48 AM







For MEN: If you see an attractive woman with big boobs, what is the first thing you notice about her?





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Wow...Now that can be so easy to answer it.
From my point of view .:tongue:

For me :
Size B breasts are more than enough...Yup
More than a handful can be contagious laugh

Hips must be no bigger ( Wider ) than her shoulders.:tongue:
Otherways I will need to add a 3 seater front bench
on my new car laugh ( That adds to more expense )

What's big & acceptable for me is,
SHE MUST HAVE A BIG HEART....YUP



Sounds like I'm just the gal for you winking

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LOL...Can call it WORK IN PROGRESS.

NO...NO COMMENT YET :tongue:

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laugh You're such a sweet friend Funzy flowerforyou

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I'm so pleased to read that .flowers
Yes I'm sweet and friendly UNLIKE the internet friendship.
I DON'T PRETEND TO BE ONLY IF I COULD BE.:wink:

:tongue: laugh



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Sun 04/23/17 06:38 AM





For MEN: If you see an attractive woman with big boobs, what is the first thing you notice about her?





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Wow...Now that can be so easy to answer it.
From my point of view .:tongue:

For me :
Size B breasts are more than enough...Yup
More than a handful can be contagious laugh

Hips must be no bigger ( Wider ) than her shoulders.:tongue:
Otherways I will need to add a 3 seater front bench
on my new car laugh ( That adds to more expense )

What's big & acceptable for me is,
SHE MUST HAVE A BIG HEART....YUP



Sounds like I'm just the gal for you winking

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LOL...Can call it WORK IN PROGRESS.

NO...NO COMMENT YET :tongue:

laugh

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Sun 04/23/17 06:22 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sun 04/23/17 06:27 AM



For MEN: If you see an attractive woman with big boobs, what is the first thing you notice about her?





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Wow...Now that can be so easy to answer it.
From my point of view .:tongue:

For me :
Size B breasts are more than enough...Yup
More than a handful can be contagious laugh

Hips must be no bigger ( Wider ) than her shoulders.:tongue:
Otherways I will need to add a 3 seater front bench
on my new car laugh ( That adds to more expense )

What's big & acceptable for me is,
SHE MUST HAVE A BIG HEART....YUP

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Sun 04/23/17 03:00 AM



Hello everyone.,how wil u know if a man really loves you and not just sex??

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Take it or leave it , it's up to you.

Don't believe a man's "I love you" if his behaviors and actions aren't backing up his words. You'll know if you're in this situation because you will feel uncertain and question his love for you.

- He treats you well and with respect.
- He's generous with his time.
- He makes you a priority.
- He cares for you.
- He wants people to know about you.
- He treats your relationship with integrity.
- He wants the absolute best for you.




:thumbsup: :thumbsup: I think this applies to both men and women when it comes to love. It's more of a feeling you get from the actions, rather than the words.

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SURE :wink: :thumbsup:

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Sun 04/23/17 02:54 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sun 04/23/17 02:54 AM

Definitely Stay blushingwaving

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Me too blushing



waving

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Sun 04/23/17 02:51 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sun 04/23/17 02:51 AM

Hello everyone.,how wil u know if a man really loves you and not just sex??

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Take it or leave it , it's up to you.

Don't believe a man's "I love you" if his behaviors and actions aren't backing up his words. You'll know if you're in this situation because you will feel uncertain and question his love for you.

- He treats you well and with respect.
- He's generous with his time.
- He makes you a priority.
- He cares for you.
- He wants people to know about you.
- He treats your relationship with integrity.
- He wants the absolute best for you.


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Sun 04/23/17 02:35 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sun 04/23/17 02:36 AM
think Well, I MAY STAY or give it a try to stay.

Hope there are no chains, handcuffs, ropes or whips around

rofl rofl

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Sun 04/23/17 02:15 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sun 04/23/17 02:15 AM

Anyone remember the first line of a popular
children's counting rhyme..
...Eeny, meeny, miny, mo ??
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LIFE IS GOOD :heart: I LIVE IT IN THE TODAY,
and WORRY in TOMORROW or AT A LATER DATE.blushing

In the end, all pieces, puzzles, mysteries,
etc etc, comes together ..NO DOUBT whoa

Like they say..!!

IN THE END, THE KING and THE PON
ENDS UP IN THE SAME HOLE pitchfork

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Sun 04/23/17 01:52 AM

I built a few metal sheds in my day...first thing you're going to need is a big box of Bandaids...they come in assorted sizes and colors. Next thing, very important, is an artery clip...sad2

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LOL " Maxsterx "..AGREE...That can be a lifesaver
in certain circumstances laugh

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Sat 04/22/17 08:56 PM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sat 04/22/17 08:59 PM

Funzy;
I had to look close to see if they put any hairs on that Aussie head of yours to see if she was even using your comb. I didn't see any sheeps wool or roo hair. Lol

Leave it to an Aussie to put a steel shed together with hammer and nails. Doesn't surprise me in the outback I suppose charging a battery pack socket wrench might be a challenge. (Giggles)

I looked at the project and I may favor the idea of the ten pound hammer solution. Price of recycled aluminum now days I could probably get a resin one and not have to paint it.

Thanks for the pizza idea that is the fastest way to get cheap labor around here if you speak a little Spanish.



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I never tell fibs ( Lies ) " PacificStar48 "
This is my off-grid power I BUILD IT MYSELF.
Easy peasy laugh

I like it bold...Bold is beautiful and sexy ..:tongue:

We Aussie blokes living in the bush ( Out Back )
fix everything with our hands..Specially if we have
basic tools like 10 pounds Hammers, hacksaws, axe,
and W-40 ..LOL

I also have another 3 KW Power panels on the roof.:tongue:



Cheers ...Have fun building waving

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Sat 04/22/17 12:26 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sat 04/22/17 12:57 AM

Hey Funzy you voluteering? Lol








Didn't think so.


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LOL..." PacificStar48 "
Volunteer ??..Yay and Nay :wink: ..What's in it 4 me ?
Okay, Have got a room to accommodate an funny old fart cowboy ?
Aussie cowboy not Yankee cowboy ( Big difference )
Average size ( No big guts, Cheeky bottom and Doesn't drink Jack Daniel ), can sleep under the stars and loves Feta cheese, anchovies & olives on his pizza, takes his socks off before going to bed and much more..laugh

Secondly,....Air fare will overdo the benefits ...LOL
Cheaper to buy a new one I THINK ?? ( Shed that is ) laugh

I need some extra tools, an axe and a 10 pound hammer laugh

That's just in case I have to tear it down ( The old shed ):tongue:
That's if I am not pleased with my work..I tear down and start again
from scratch..laugh ...Just like new relationships :tongue:

Nah, I am not putting my fingers up ...Nay :tongue:
But, I will leave you with a tradesman's best secret
to use it in the future..Please remember it next time you
need to use a hammer and a nail ....lol bigsmile

Only in Australian Outback we have the best kept secrets
of the best & practical tradies ever on the planet...rofl

Yankee & Canadian blokes can learn new tricks
from Aussie Bushman's blokes also
rofl rofl


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Fri 04/21/17 05:40 PM

A lizard? sick ill
I think I'll just wait till I see him again. Always good when we kiss smooched

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LOL ..Crystal...That's only a baby.

If I can catch her mother that's
when the real kisses can begin.laugh

Funzy65's photo
Fri 04/21/17 05:20 PM
Edited by Funzy65 on Fri 04/21/17 05:23 PM
GOT IT...They say .." A PICTURE CAN SAY A THOUSANDS WORDS "
It can be TRUE.

Well, I do believe in 4 rules in a good relationship.
May I add, ..That's if you get back the same.:wink:
" Trust, Respect, Loyalty and of course, COMUNICATION ".


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Fri 04/21/17 05:12 PM



educate me plz


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Perhaps this can be of help ..??

Be it practice or personal training.:tongue:




Very interesting....have you tried it, does it work? tongue2

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SURE...I CATCH THEM FIRST..Anytime I need some fun laugh
But I warn everyone, to be gentle with them.laugh
The trick is to know how to catch them lizards laugh

Now that's a lizard :tongue: , wouldn't you think so ?? laugh



rofl rofl rofl

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Fri 04/21/17 04:52 PM

educate me plz


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Perhaps this can be of help ..??

Be it practice or personal training.:tongue:


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