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Topic:
up the hill!
Edited by
Funzy65
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Mon 06/19/17 02:47 AM
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 come on Funzy, the teacher thinks there is a hill near the school called 'rosemary hill ' the girl is called rosemary hill to and the boys had been 'up 'her  ****************************************  ...Silly me ...I got it I went blank when it come to think of Rosemary the girl. I hardly get corrupted  I try ( Most of times ) to keep my mind off women/s or girls.  Safest way Funzy, Next time I mention the other sex I'll put a warning on it ******************************************** YUP, ... ..If I don't click I don't blink either ..LOL Ha ha ha ...The devil made me saying it ... SAFETY FEMS ZONE with this old vet 
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Topic:
up the hill!
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come on Funzy, the teacher thinks there is a hill near the school called 'rosemary hill ' the girl is called rosemary hill to and the boys had been 'up 'her **************************************** ...Silly me ...I got it I went blank when it come to think of Rosemary the girl. I hardly get corrupted I try ( Most of times ) to keep my mind off women/s or girls. |
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Topic:
Dating sites
Edited by
Funzy65
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Sat 06/17/17 10:36 PM
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But wait ...There is more  Never expect miracles..Make it your own  Forums is a way to go   Funzy65, you are in my side of the confessional again.  ***************************************************** Between you and me Dave, That's my CONFESSION while I'm drinking OKAY ?? I have been here since 2013 or 2014 in silence I have seen SINNER/S and CONFESSIONS, ANGELS and EVILS, YOU NAME IT. I think I have been on a long road but most of all UNSEEN And that's NO BULL Kind Regards from Pepinofruit ?? I THINK
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Topic:
Celibacy
Edited by
Funzy65
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Sat 06/17/17 10:21 PM
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Goes for both ..Prince or Princess   I don't see the relevance to the OP's question, but I love the picture! ******************************************** It is not what is relevant to what you personally INTERPRET.. THE MESSAGE IS CLEAR FOR OTHERS ?? And you got it I AM CONVINCED Perhaps I am in a different SPACE cycle I must off thinking of something worst ??
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Topic:
Celibacy
Edited by
Funzy65
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Fri 06/16/17 01:46 AM
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Goes for both ..Prince or Princess
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Topic:
Dating sites
Edited by
Funzy65
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Fri 06/16/17 01:33 AM
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But wait ...There is more
Never expect miracles..Make it your own Forums is a way to go |
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Topic:
up the hill!
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I'm still trying to work out my answer
Let me have a sip of the holy water PS:..It must sure be an IRISH JOKE ...LOL |
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********************************************** Hahahahaha I love this one Funzy, the punch line was totally unsuspected *********************************************** |
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********************************************** Hahahahaha
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Topic:
Mineral water
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Good ones. "Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."--George Carlin ******************************************************  George Carlin |
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I started to see double ...Time to change the scotch
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Edited by
Funzy65
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Sun 06/11/17 06:59 AM
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Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."  Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-___expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest ___expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. ******************************************** Finally, the best Aussie cracker of the day !! What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About twenty to thirty kilos! |
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The Anglo-saxon/s fantasy of love is the "Meet-Cute", "Love at first sight", and "You had me at hello!".... The completely spontaneous version of accidental love, which doesn't care about demographics and social compatibility. The advantage of love at first sight is that it delays a second sight. |
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Cold as hell
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Surprise ?? Not need be
Arkansas & Montana in 2012
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Edited by
Funzy65
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Thu 06/08/17 04:57 AM
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So basically I learned I'm safe, as long as I don't have a credit card. Ok, cool. Personally Capital One taught me that I don't want to have a credit card anyways. They like to claim you didn't make your payment and charge astronomically high interest rates. So since I don't have a credit card to hide, does that mean I should just keep my wad hidden also? Ohhhh, wait a minute I want to be able to give her my wad.  I'm horrible. ********************************************* R.O.T.F.L.M.A.O...... No credit card = fine...It all depends what you mean by " WAD " ?? You are not from Kentucky by any chance ?? Here in OZ, if one says/means DOLLOP, one is in big troubles |
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Sooo...my question .. how clued up are modern men .. can you really tell when a woman (just a random stranger you do not know ) is ovulating ? It is much easier when you live with someone .. you would have to be clueless not to know ******************************************** Okay "blondey111 " .. God forgive me for what I am to say ..LOL  I am a caveman = ( Old Timer or Vintage ), not a modern men = ( Whimp ). I am trying to share with you and other curious modern fems my wisdom on understanding ovulation/s regardless if she is a stranger or not. I will regret it for coming in here, but I will stand my ground. IF A MAN KNOWS THE POWERS OF THE CHAKRA ( Akka TREE OF LIFE ), HE WILL UNDERSTAND ALSO HOW TO READ THE OPPOSITE. Humans in general are weak and live in temptation/s, sin, greed, so on and on. But those who choose to live the opposite live CLEAN and in PURITY. Credit cards & Money are of evil. Those who chose evil are easy to spot. Men and Women are of both God & Goddess Ovulation is of Goddess and so, is of God also. He created them both of each other in his/her image. The Presence of the demon/s keeps the chakra from doing its job, but that challenge also forces us to bring more awareness to that job, so eventually we can do it better.... Blessed are those that know the path out of their carnal flesh, for they shall attain intuition. There are twenty one mystical dimensions of consciousness. Enlightenment is abiding in the highest three dimensions of consciousness. People choose the reaction/s of such symptoms such as ( Ovulation or Hormonal ) by using the BALANCE BALANCE IS THE KEY The heart is not only the location of the 4th chakra, located at the centre of your chakra system, but also the centre of your conscious universe and is able to create and define life in its true essence. Program your life the way you want it to be: don't waste the energy that lodges in the matrix of your soul. You are transcendent, be a superintendent. The secret of understanding it is as old as humanity have existed. The 7 Chakras are the 7 dimensions humans can reach ?? Once you reach the 7th you are human according to the universe. When you touch the celestial in your heart, you will realize that the beauty of your soul is so pure, so vast and so devastating that you have no option but to merge with it. You have no option but to feel the rhythm of the universe in the rhythm of your heart. One can read it EASY in Hindu or Kabala  DO YOU NOTICE THAT THE FIRST CHAKRA STARTS AT THE BASE or ROOT ?? ?? Cheers Love this Funzy. So true when it comes to Chakras and balance. **************************************** Thank you Moon, thanks a lots...and, ..(( HUGS )) Finally I can say someone understands men THAT'S MY KIND-OF WOMAN blondey111 Not sure I can say I understand men entirely But I do understand Chakras (((HUGS))) ********************************************** Close enough is good enough |
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Edited by
Funzy65
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Thu 06/08/17 03:51 AM
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Sooo...my question .. how clued up are modern men .. can you really tell when a woman (just a random stranger you do not know ) is ovulating ? It is much easier when you live with someone .. you would have to be clueless not to know ******************************************** Okay "blondey111 " .. God forgive me for what I am to say ..LOL I am a caveman = ( Old Timer or Vintage ), not a modern men = ( Whimp ). I am trying to share with you and other curious modern fems my wisdom on understanding ovulation/s regardless if she is a stranger or not. I will regret it for coming in here, but I will stand my ground. IF A MAN KNOWS THE POWERS OF THE CHAKRA ( Akka TREE OF LIFE ), HE WILL UNDERSTAND ALSO HOW TO READ THE OPPOSITE. Humans in general are weak and live in temptation/s, sin, greed, so on and on. But those who choose to live the opposite live CLEAN and in PURITY. Credit cards & Money are of evil. Those who chose evil are easy to spot. Men and Women are of both God & Goddess Ovulation is of Goddess and so, is of God also. He created them both of each other in his/her image. The Presence of the demon/s keeps the chakra from doing its job, but that challenge also forces us to bring more awareness to that job, so eventually we can do it better.... Blessed are those that know the path out of their carnal flesh, for they shall attain intuition. There are twenty one mystical dimensions of consciousness. Enlightenment is abiding in the highest three dimensions of consciousness. People choose the reaction/s of such symptoms such as ( Ovulation or Hormonal ) by using the BALANCE BALANCE IS THE KEY The heart is not only the location of the 4th chakra, located at the centre of your chakra system, but also the centre of your conscious universe and is able to create and define life in its true essence. Program your life the way you want it to be: don't waste the energy that lodges in the matrix of your soul. You are transcendent, be a superintendent. The secret of understanding it is as old as humanity have existed. The 7 Chakras are the 7 dimensions humans can reach ?? Once you reach the 7th you are human according to the universe. When you touch the celestial in your heart, you will realize that the beauty of your soul is so pure, so vast and so devastating that you have no option but to merge with it. You have no option but to feel the rhythm of the universe in the rhythm of your heart. One can read it EASY in Hindu or Kabala DO YOU NOTICE THAT THE FIRST CHAKRA STARTS AT THE BASE or ROOT ?? ?? Cheers Love this Funzy. So true when it comes to Chakras and balance. **************************************** Thank you Moon, thanks a lots...and, ..(( HUGS )) Finally I can say someone understands men THAT'S MY KIND-OF WOMAN blondey111 |
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