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Edited by
Funzy65
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Sat 03/18/17 08:06 PM
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That's my favorite joke considering my
Jewish heritage & Background. Also gives an quite fair inside of why I left 4 good Israel back 37 years ago. 
Creation:... 
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said, "Today I am going to create a land called Israel. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It will have rolling hills and mountains full of goats and eagles, a beautiful, sparkling, clear ocean full of sea life and high cliffs overlooking white sandy beaches." God continued, "And I shall make the land rich in oil to allow the inhabitants to prosper. I shall call these inhabitants "Jews" and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth." "But," asked Gabriel, "Don't you think you're being too generous to these Jews?" "Not really," replied God, "just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them."
********************************************************* Here is another one just for the road and more fun 
A Wife's Duty : 
Three men were sitting around bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a Catholic woman and bragged that he had told his wife she was to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed doing at their house. He said it took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man had married a Mormon woman. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking. He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, the house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Jewish girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done and hot meals on the table, every day. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.
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Topic:
Change-One-Letter - part 8
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In short: an empowered masculine energy man - same age - max 5 yrs older - no young kids (up to 18 yrs = absolute no go) - Taller than me - gotten over past relationships and chit - able and willing to work through (past) chit if it comes up - able to communicate in healthy way - able and willing to commit - not religious - open minded (as in, eager to learn new things, not (too) judgemental) - not a dare-devil / major risk-taker - has something going for himself in life - has male friends - employed - healthy view regarding men & women - healthy sex drive - Not fat (sorry, just don't do it for me) - No mustache or beard - stronger than me otherwise I walk all over him cos I'm strong myself  If I can't look up to a man, we got a problem...
- matching sense of humour - creative in some sense or other (creative ppl have a typical mindset, I need that) - energetically a tad more calm/tranquil than me otherwise we be bouncing off the walls 24/7 Great List and thanx for participating! I know you have found your match because you have said so before. Here is an example of a woman that understands herself and set her standards then recognized the right one when he came along. I ask: Is there one or two items on your list that you feel have the most importance? What was it that initially allowed you to make your choice to find out if more of those matches were evident? Edit to add: If you care to share that insight? Hmmm... difficult because for me these points actually are the very basics of what I really do need in order to be happy with a man. It took me quite some time to make this list. The only ones I would possibly make an exception if the click was really good, is the mustache and maybe the age. Although age within reason, I don't like too big of an age gap. The job thing is mostly related to "empowered man". I know job, status, etc is very important for a man, directly related to his sense of self-worth and so on, and having a job or not says a lot about a guy. Okay, one could've had a stroke of bad luck, I know. But an empowered man would do everything he could to get back on track again. Oh, to add to it: I made this list BEFORE I met him... and no, I didn't have to compromise on anything. . . . ***************************************************** Wow ..That's a full hand list
By looking at your list 20, 15, EVEN 10 YEARS AGO, I could have matched all the lines. EXCEPT, .. " - Taller than me " 
Today my list is bigger then yours and is a 2 hands not just one full.
I'M NOT FUSSY, just CAREFUL and PRACTICAL.
LOL...
There's a big difference between being fussy and knowing what you need to be happy. Fussy is "must have this type of car, make that much a month, love my children as if he was their father, must have blue eyes, must be muscular and have wide shoulders and bladiblarbar" Then it wouldn't say "creative" but "Must paint like Van Gogh." If I don't get what's on that list, I'm not going to be happy because the relationship wouldn't be balanced nor nourishing. Then why would I want to be in a relationship? Trust me, it wasn't as easy as you may think to make this list. Took serious thinking and insight. If more people took the time to think about what they really needed -by which I mean their core needs, not fussy demands- fewer would be single and/or miserable in relationships. Once I knew what I needed, I also ended up dating better quality men, men that could be a good match for me where the ones I dated before were a far cry from it. And very soon after I met him 
********************************************* Yup, I'm with you on that. That's why I also wrote ..." I'M NOT FUSSY, just CAREFUL and PRACTICAL. " whoa Hang tight to what you have now. 
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Edited by
Funzy65
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Sat 03/18/17 05:07 PM
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In short: an empowered masculine energy man - same age - max 5 yrs older - no young kids (up to 18 yrs = absolute no go) - Taller than me - gotten over past relationships and chit - able and willing to work through (past) chit if it comes up - able to communicate in healthy way - able and willing to commit - not religious - open minded (as in, eager to learn new things, not (too) judgemental) - not a dare-devil / major risk-taker - has something going for himself in life - has male friends - employed - healthy view regarding men & women - healthy sex drive - Not fat (sorry, just don't do it for me) - No mustache or beard - stronger than me otherwise I walk all over him cos I'm strong myself If I can't look up to a man, we got a problem...
- matching sense of humour - creative in some sense or other (creative ppl have a typical mindset, I need that) - energetically a tad more calm/tranquil than me otherwise we be bouncing off the walls 24/7 Great List and thanx for participating! I know you have found your match because you have said so before. Here is an example of a woman that understands herself and set her standards then recognized the right one when he came along. I ask: Is there one or two items on your list that you feel have the most importance? What was it that initially allowed you to make your choice to find out if more of those matches were evident? Edit to add: If you care to share that insight? Hmmm... difficult because for me these points actually are the very basics of what I really do need in order to be happy with a man. It took me quite some time to make this list. The only ones I would possibly make an exception if the click was really good, is the mustache and maybe the age. Although age within reason, I don't like too big of an age gap. The job thing is mostly related to "empowered man". I know job, status, etc is very important for a man, directly related to his sense of self-worth and so on, and having a job or not says a lot about a guy. Okay, one could've had a stroke of bad luck, I know. But an empowered man would do everything he could to get back on track again. Oh, to add to it: I made this list BEFORE I met him... and no, I didn't have to compromise on anything. . . . ***************************************************** Wow ..That's a full hand list
By looking at your list 20, 15, EVEN 10 YEARS AGO, I could have matched all the lines. EXCEPT, .. " - Taller than me "
Today my list is bigger then yours and is a 2 hands not just one full.
I'M NOT FUSSY, just CAREFUL and PRACTICAL.
LOL...
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Topic:
Girl's
Edited by
Funzy65
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Fri 03/17/17 09:49 PM
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The friend/s in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped ME to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of MY prosperity.
Perhaps you may think I sound CYNICAL, or even 
But then again, THAT'S ONLY ME BLABBING perhaps I am getting an OLD SOUL as FART
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Topic:
Over'sensitivity...
Edited by
Funzy65
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Fri 03/17/17 07:59 PM
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That's a CONFIDENTIAL post ..SOMETHING ABOUT ME YA'LL DON'T KNOW.
Any COMPLAINTS or CRITICISM, please refer post return address to Old Fart Paully
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Topic:
How often do you search?
Edited by
Funzy65
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Fri 03/17/17 08:02 PM
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I give it searching to the dogs...
I COULDN'T BE BOTHER NO MORE
HIDDEN TREASURES ARE HARD TO FIND JUST BE PATIENT AND THEY WILL POP IN NOW & THEN
Sorry Mingle2...Waist of time
But I love the FORUMS , I must admit IT'S SO MUCH FUN.. Well, some days I am a bit naughty or overboard, I ask you to FORGIVE ME if so, I MEAN NO HARM. It's just my funny bone I inherited from my folks. I AM A HAPPY CHAP .
...Now I SEARCH only 4 BARGAINS ONLINE
more than ever, oh YES.
Like the year 2000 $1 dollar Australian coin. The 2000 $1 / 10 Cent Mule www.australian-coins.com/error-coins/2000-1-10-cent-mule/ If anyone finds it, I will pay up to US $10.
It is worth only $1000 AU
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Topic:
Family history
Edited by
Funzy65
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Fri 03/17/17 05:54 AM
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OI VEY OI MOY ..The story of my life history..
I, too, researched my family tree. It is full of nuts. 
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I can very much agree with your statement. Every tree has fruit/s regardless is a deciduous tree or evergreen. The fruits turn onto nuts and nuts onto seeds. That's how everything survive in nature. Now that can get more complex with regard to your unusual species of MELMACIANS tree. That's just a reminder of what I discovered on History Channel about them.
Melmacians are a species of short-statured sapients of mammalianoid evolutionary background. They are relatively long-lived, having a lifespan of around 650 years. By the inclusion of a plant called the Carl Shrub in their diet, Melmacians are also immune to infectious disease, awkward conversations, psychiatric conditions, the Jedi mind trick, dance fever, Jerry Williams, and stepping in gum. Should a Melmacian ever travel in time, he will inevitably stop a plane from crashing and inadvertently prevent a presidential scandal. But hey David, DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH, WE ALL FALL NOT FAR FROM OUR ANCESTRY TREE. Me included, from the tribe of Juda.
It is the same like the old saying. THE APPLES FALLS NOT FAR FROM THE TREE...
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Topic:
strippers in nursing homes
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Forget all the rest come try the best.
In my town, the nursing homes allow the residents to play STRIP POKER till 2AM after Midnight
You all know where I'l be
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Topic:
plus size women
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Probably how you define it. Some think any size that has an x in it is the end of the world if they date. Too bad their is too much stigma to just put weight rather than euphemism on profiles. I doubt it is likely that your competition is going to point you to available ladies they would date. ********************************************** Some sizes differ . Per say, if I buy a shirt made in China, I go for XXL. If I buy made in Australia is just an X . Same goes 4 shoes..BE CAREFUL WHAT and WHERE you buy
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Topic:
plus size women
Edited by
Funzy65
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Thu 03/16/17 07:43 PM
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any men out there who like big ladies? i can't find any! ******************************************** Mate, I wish I can help you but I can't.
I have a cousin in Germany and he is BIG , I mean big with a capital B. I am confident he will fit your taste buds.
I would love to pass you his picture but I CAN GET IN TROUBLES.
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Topic:
Mature
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Where the beautiful milfs, and cougars??? Let's talk, Are you freaky??? Truth or dare *************************************** GO GET THEM SOLDIER...
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Topic:
vera gel, and glycerine
Edited by
Funzy65
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Thu 03/16/17 04:50 AM
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I usually use Vera gel and/or Glycerine ( Food Grade )
only when I run out of K*Y-GELL ( Personal Lubricant )??
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Is arguing a natural part of every relationship? ___________________________________________________________________ It is , but when the arguing gets to be constant and too much. You end up here ;) ****************************************** HERE ??..At Mingle dating site you mean ??
Yeah.. here at Mingle ;) ***************************************** I've got no one to argue, I FEEL GREAT That's why I am here, to find someone to argue with ?? he he he ...lol
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Edited by
Funzy65
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Thu 03/16/17 04:31 AM
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Can you genuinely remove arguing from a relationship or do you believe arguing is a natural part of a healthy relationship? What happens if you find arguing detrimental but your partner finds it natural? What’s the difference between an argument and a debate? ************************************************ I don't like arguments, and EASILY AVOID at all costs such interactions . How I do it ??..SIMPLE...I PLAY the DEAF TRICK.
I become on the spot and/or remotely DEAF
....That will upset the opposition more till he/she gets to the boiling point, where either GIVE UP, or continue to the next level called FIGHT... Study the behaviour and the ball is in your hand... Either fight to the last breath, or walk away before he/she may kill you.
PS:...The DEAF TRICK works better & best with women. Specially when they almost finish raging about it, just ask them calmly ...WHAT WAS IT DID YOU SAID DEAR ?? CAN YOU REPEAT IT TO ME ??....Be very careful tho, make sure there are no guns, or plates around the scenes. ..." As a general rule, women's like you to listen to everything they are raving on about it "...Silly things included ...If you didn't hear them, or what they said, that's when they get really MAD and you hold the points on your favour.. MAKE SURE YOU CAN HAVE SOME WITNESS ??..IT HELPS LATER IN COURT ....Just in case .
Me ?? ..I don't argue even if I'm right . I always make sure I have built my dog's house fully equipped with a bar-fridge & lots of beer, a comfy hammock and an alarm clock before I move in with her. 
I do this with my sister all the time she loves to argue and debate/ fight. I refuse to engage, don't like arguing with anyone. It works...she goes in the house and continues her rant by herself
************************************************ So it works
I don't have anyone to argue with and to me is just perfect
I'm not arguing even with myself either, Well,..Perhaps, only Sometimes ?? Simple things ya know, like Why did I did this or Why not,
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Is arguing a natural part of every relationship? ___________________________________________________________________ It is , but when the arguing gets to be constant and too much. You end up here ;) ****************************************** HERE ??..At Mingle dating site you mean ??
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Answer her arguments after she leaves or fall asleep and when she comes home or wake up with the same argument just say you answered it already, not your problem anymore if she hadn't heard it....
**************************************** ..Never done that..
Thanks for inspiring my funny bone. Next time I get my chances I WILL SURE GIVE IT A GO.
By the way funzy....You got a real long pofile statement in there but it has a lot of intelligence and humor...I never stopped to read until the end....Great Wisdom!!! 
**************************************************** Thanks gorgeous 
I have an old saying..NOT ALWAYS WHAT WE WANT IS WHAT WE NEED. If one knows what he/she NEEDS, the rest is easy and set in stone. HONESTLY ..At my age, geo position , timing, condition/s etc etc I ASK MYSELF..Not what I WANT anymore, but WHAT I NEED FIRST. The TRUTH from inner heart says ..Pauly, you need FRIENDS FIRST. What can happen next, is the FOLLOWING CHAPTER. Finally I can jump in the jet and meet face 2 face starting from there with the chemistry, compatibility and the rest TIME is my ARROW, and the BOW is my PATIENCE.
Cheers..See you |
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Topic:
does love ever exist!!!!
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Since ivw been on this site ive never ever met anyone who is interested in love so my point of view I Give Up!!!!! ***************************************** Neh, relax man, don't give up, USE YOUR INTUITION.
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Hummm a little eye candy is not bad to look at if they have the body~~~~
********************************************** I can't help it..Your pic and candy comment. I can't show you mine today..You may Boooo me
Age beats me to the bench, and I only giggle now.
Last week a coworker ( She ), said to me.... Geee Pauly you got boobs same size as me ..
My reply was ..These are called men's chest muscle, I used to be proud once of it, by calling them ( Akka Pectoralis, of 2 kind ..Major & Minor ).
Yours are fine dear..A handful is just enough 4 a modest man
She kept going laughing not noticing I laughed at her.
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Topic:
Inviting all Scorpions
Edited by
Funzy65
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Wed 03/15/17 09:11 PM
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G'day from Down Under Fellah.... I LOVE TO PLAY WITH SNAKES ..LOL
Now!!...All jokes apart Right ?? ... Now that you want my date of birth and month, you also need my Full Name, Phone, Address and Bank Account number ?? I don't mind games, I hope Capricorns are in it too ??
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