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Funzy65
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Thu 06/08/17 03:29 AM
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Hahaha You are funny !!!!! I just noticed the green doodle under your eyes .. is that supposed to be like a subliminal message ??? *********************************************** HELL NO, that's not a doodle, that's a mask  Scaramouche mask  Have you watched " Scaramouche fighting samurai jack "?? www.youtube.com/watch?v=48PTT9-TPGI What is wrong with you womens ?? All you can see is doodles ?? God forbid   |
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Edited by
Funzy65
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Thu 06/08/17 02:02 AM
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Funzy .. you should have just said .. when her base of root springs a leak .. please be subtle and do not scare the men  ***********************************************  I did not mean to scare the boys God forbid, TRUTH it's, THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT . See ?? I'm not perfect  BLOODY SINNER I AM  Sorry.  |
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Sooo...my question .. how clued up are modern men .. can you really tell when a woman (just a random stranger you do not know ) is ovulating ? It is much easier when you live with someone .. you would have to be clueless not to know ******************************************** Okay "blondey111 " .. God forgive me for what I am to say ..LOL  I am a caveman = ( Old Timer or Vintage ), not a modern men = ( Whimp ). I am trying to share with you and other curious modern fems my wisdom on understanding ovulation/s regardless if she is a stranger or not. I will regret it for coming in here, but I will stand my ground. IF A MAN KNOWS THE POWERS OF THE CHAKRA ( Akka TREE OF LIFE ), HE WILL UNDERSTAND ALSO HOW TO READ THE OPPOSITE. Humans in general are weak and live in temptation/s, sin, greed, so on and on. But those who choose to live the opposite live CLEAN and in PURITY. Credit cards & Money are of evil. Those who chose evil are easy to spot. Men and Women are of both God & Goddess Ovulation is of Goddess and so, is of God also. He created them both of each other in his/her image. The Presence of the demon/s keeps the chakra from doing its job, but that challenge also forces us to bring more awareness to that job, so eventually we can do it better.... Blessed are those that know the path out of their carnal flesh, for they shall attain intuition. There are twenty one mystical dimensions of consciousness. Enlightenment is abiding in the highest three dimensions of consciousness. People choose the reaction/s of such symptoms such as ( Ovulation or Hormonal ) by using the BALANCE BALANCE IS THE KEY The heart is not only the location of the 4th chakra, located at the centre of your chakra system, but also the centre of your conscious universe and is able to create and define life in its true essence. Program your life the way you want it to be: don't waste the energy that lodges in the matrix of your soul. You are transcendent, be a superintendent. The secret of understanding it is as old as humanity have existed. The 7 Chakras are the 7 dimensions humans can reach ?? Once you reach the 7th you are human according to the universe. When you touch the celestial in your heart, you will realize that the beauty of your soul is so pure, so vast and so devastating that you have no option but to merge with it. You have no option but to feel the rhythm of the universe in the rhythm of your heart. One can read it EASY in Hindu or Kabala  DO YOU NOTICE THAT THE FIRST CHAKRA STARTS AT THE BASE or ROOT ?? ?? Cheers  I am no expert on chakras but I am having trouble synchronising mine without retail therapy  did a man invent PayPal ???  ******************************************************** Ouch, ..." did a man invent PayPal ??? " LOL ...  My only answer will be,.....  ***************************************************** LOL... " blondey " you can't wrestle with me unless you put a woolen rug under that rear Take it from an old timer... A woman have only 24 to 36 hours to get pregnant before she uses that Tampon I could be wrong, some women are more complicated. So, boys alert DON'T GET NEAR THESE CREATURES 2 or even 3 DAYS ( For security reasons ) BEFORE THEY MENSTRUATING Ops, now I opened a can of worms ??
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Sooo...my question .. how clued up are modern men .. can you really tell when a woman (just a random stranger you do not know ) is ovulating ? It is much easier when you live with someone .. you would have to be clueless not to know ******************************************** Okay "blondey111 " .. God forgive me for what I am to say ..LOL I am a caveman = ( Old Timer or Vintage ), not a modern men = ( Whimp ). I am trying to share with you and other curious modern fems my wisdom on understanding ovulation/s regardless if she is a stranger or not. I will regret it for coming in here, but I will stand my ground. IF A MAN KNOWS THE POWERS OF THE CHAKRA ( Akka TREE OF LIFE ), HE WILL UNDERSTAND ALSO HOW TO READ THE OPPOSITE. Humans in general are weak and live in temptation/s, sin, greed, so on and on. But those who choose to live the opposite live CLEAN and in PURITY. Credit cards & Money are of evil. Those who chose evil are easy to spot. Men and Women are of both God & Goddess Ovulation is of Goddess and so, is of God also. He created them both of each other in his/her image. The Presence of the demon/s keeps the chakra from doing its job, but that challenge also forces us to bring more awareness to that job, so eventually we can do it better.... Blessed are those that know the path out of their carnal flesh, for they shall attain intuition. There are twenty one mystical dimensions of consciousness. Enlightenment is abiding in the highest three dimensions of consciousness. People choose the reaction/s of such symptoms such as ( Ovulation or Hormonal ) by using the BALANCE BALANCE IS THE KEY The heart is not only the location of the 4th chakra, located at the centre of your chakra system, but also the centre of your conscious universe and is able to create and define life in its true essence. Program your life the way you want it to be: don't waste the energy that lodges in the matrix of your soul. You are transcendent, be a superintendent. The secret of understanding it is as old as humanity have existed. The 7 Chakras are the 7 dimensions humans can reach ?? Once you reach the 7th you are human according to the universe. When you touch the celestial in your heart, you will realize that the beauty of your soul is so pure, so vast and so devastating that you have no option but to merge with it. You have no option but to feel the rhythm of the universe in the rhythm of your heart. One can read it EASY in Hindu or Kabala DO YOU NOTICE THAT THE FIRST CHAKRA STARTS AT THE BASE or ROOT ?? ?? Cheers I am no expert on chakras but I am having trouble synchronising mine without retail therapy did a man invent PayPal ??? ******************************************************** Ouch, ..." did a man invent PayPal ??? " LOL ... My only answer will be,..... |
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Edited by
Funzy65
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Wed 06/07/17 11:31 PM
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Sooo...my question .. how clued up are modern men .. can you really tell when a woman (just a random stranger you do not know ) is ovulating ? It is much easier when you live with someone .. you would have to be clueless not to know ******************************************** Okay "blondey111 " .. God forgive me for what I am to say ..LOL I am a caveman = ( Old Timer or Vintage ), not a modern men = ( Whimp ). I am trying to share with you and other curious modern fems my wisdom on understanding ovulation/s regardless if she is a stranger or not. I will regret it for coming in here, but I will stand my ground. IF A MAN KNOWS THE POWERS OF THE CHAKRA ( Akka TREE OF LIFE ), HE WILL UNDERSTAND ALSO HOW TO READ THE OPPOSITE. Humans in general are weak and live in temptation/s, sin, greed, so on and on. But those who choose to live the opposite live CLEAN and in PURITY. Credit cards & Money are of evil. Those who chose evil are easy to spot. Men and Women are of both God & Goddess Ovulation is of Goddess and so, is of God also. He created them both of each other in his/her image. The Presence of the demon/s keeps the chakra from doing its job, but that challenge also forces us to bring more awareness to that job, so eventually we can do it better....Blessed are those that know the path out of their carnal flesh, for they shall attain intuition. People choose the reaction/s of such symptoms by BALANCE BALANCE IS THE KEY The secret of understanding it is as old as humanity have existed. The 7 Chakras are the 7 dimensions humans can reach ?? Once you reach the 7th you are holy. When you touch the celestial in your heart, you will realize that the beauty of your soul is so pure, so vast and so devastating that you have no option but to merge with it. You have no option but to feel the rhythm of the universe in the rhythm of your heart. One can read it EASY in Hindu or Kabala DO YOU NOTICE THAT THE FIRST CHAKRA STARTS AT THE BASE or ROOT ?? ?? Cheers Doesn't this tie into Kama Sutra???  BTW, I put my credit cards in the shredder and have the numbers memorized... So as long as she doesn't get my cash box, I am safe... *********************************************** LOL... SHREDDER works well, but BEING HONEST and telling her you don't do CREDIT CARD/S, CHECKS or CASH for pleasure mood/s or sex is a much practical way .. I always have my PayPal account on my cellphone app. Just in case I go hormonal and feel like buying a new car
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Edited by
Funzy65
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Wed 06/07/17 11:24 PM
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Sooo...my question .. how clued up are modern men .. can you really tell when a woman (just a random stranger you do not know ) is ovulating ? It is much easier when you live with someone .. you would have to be clueless not to know ******************************************** Okay "blondey111 " .. God forgive me for what I am to say ..LOL I am a caveman = ( Old Timer or Vintage ), not a modern men = ( Whimp ). I am trying to share with you and other curious modern fems my wisdom on understanding ovulation/s regardless if she is a stranger or not. I will regret it for coming in here, but I will stand my ground. IF A MAN KNOWS THE POWERS OF THE CHAKRA ( Akka TREE OF LIFE ), HE WILL UNDERSTAND ALSO HOW TO READ THE OPPOSITE. Humans in general are weak and live in temptation/s, sin, greed, so on and on. But those who choose to live the opposite live CLEAN and in PURITY. Credit cards & Money are of evil. Those who chose evil are easy to spot. Men and Women are of both God & Goddess Ovulation is of Goddess and so, is of God also. He created them both of each other in his/her image. The Presence of the demon/s keeps the chakra from doing its job, but that challenge also forces us to bring more awareness to that job, so eventually we can do it better.... Blessed are those that know the path out of their carnal flesh, for they shall attain intuition. There are twenty one mystical dimensions of consciousness. Enlightenment is abiding in the highest three dimensions of consciousness. People choose the reaction/s of such symptoms such as ( Ovulation or Hormonal ) by using the BALANCE BALANCE IS THE KEY The heart is not only the location of the 4th chakra, located at the centre of your chakra system, but also the centre of your conscious universe and is able to create and define life in its true essence. Program your life the way you want it to be: don't waste the energy that lodges in the matrix of your soul. You are transcendent, be a superintendent. The secret of understanding it is as old as humanity have existed. The 7 Chakras are the 7 dimensions humans can reach ?? Once you reach the 7th you are human according to the universe. When you touch the celestial in your heart, you will realize that the beauty of your soul is so pure, so vast and so devastating that you have no option but to merge with it. You have no option but to feel the rhythm of the universe in the rhythm of your heart. One can read it EASY in Hindu or Kabala DO YOU NOTICE THAT THE FIRST CHAKRA STARTS AT THE BASE or ROOT ?? ?? Cheers
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Edited by
Funzy65
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Sun 06/04/17 06:59 AM
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Some Experts says that sex is like walking
around the block twice. FINE SAYS ME.. At my age, I adapted easy to theirs IDIOTIC brainwashing and comparisons B.S.. If I can't have sex I'm still happy, I choose to follow the instruction bellow..After that, why I SHOULDN'T feel relaxed. ?? 
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Yes I wasn't belittling it by any means. Terrible stuff! And were terrible times  It's strange how we randomly say something and it brings back memories for all different people *************************************** I know that you didn't mean anything by it. Just shows you the things we older gen knows about things and remember all. YUP, everyone's LIFE IS LIKE A BOOK Once you read it, you never forget it Definitely. The saying goes, never judge a book by it's cover. Isn't that so right! ************************************** Amassing how we ( Some ), still, can have so much SENSE OF HUMOUR LEFT IN our souls. I guess learning discipline, respect, and following orders, a bit of ups & downs, a bit of pain, hurt and sometimes being even bankrupt will make a person what he/she is today I wonder if those zombies with baggy pants and mobile phones attached to theirs ears, who never worked a day in theirs life loving to be on the dole,would ever know what it takes to be a man. But I better stop this rumbling of an Old Fart ...LOL Cheers bro Oh for sure Funzy. I was watching a programme the other day about bomber command. Those guys were like 19-20 years old in charge of those planes. At that age now you couldn't let them be in charge of tying up there shoes ***************************************** Right you are..Well, got to shows ya 44 Years ago back in 1973 Yom Kippur war I was only 21 and fresh young fighter jets flying lieutenant in progres when the war broke out...I was told to fly few missions and I was proud, returned safe and given more missions I knew they can trust me and I've done my best. The rest is history and few more chapters in my book |
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English,Irish and scotsman
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English,Irish and scotsman were talking about how they named there children English man says we named our boy George after st George's day. Scotsman says we named our boy Andrew after st Andrews day. The Irish man says be jesus the same thing happened with our boy pancake! ******************************************* I didn't know there is A SPECIAL PANCAKE DAY in Ireland. I thought is a every day ( Morning cooking pancakes routine ) no it's the same in England to Shrove Tuesday it's called. That's pancake day **************************************** Fine I get it...Tomorrow is Sunday, and the Shabbat is over. I can cook some pancakes and call it Paul's Sunday pancakes day ...LOL Actually, to be honest, I AM STARVING for some pancakes for some time
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Edited by
Funzy65
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Sat 06/03/17 05:45 AM
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Yes I wasn't belittling it by any means. Terrible stuff! And were terrible times It's strange how we randomly say something and it brings back memories for all different people *************************************** I know that you didn't mean anything by it. Just shows you the things we older gen knows about things and remember all. YUP, everyone's LIFE IS LIKE A BOOK Once you read it, you never forget it Definitely. The saying goes, never judge a book by it's cover. Isn't that so right! ************************************** Amassing how we ( Some ), still, can have so much SENSE OF HUMOUR LEFT IN our souls. I guess learning discipline, respect, and following orders, a bit of ups & downs, a bit of pain, hurt and sometimes being even bankrupt will make a person what he/she is today I wonder if those zombies with baggy pants and mobile phones attached to theirs ears, who never worked a day in theirs life loving to be on the dole,would ever know what it takes to be a man. But I better stop this rumbling of an Old Fart ...LOL Cheers bro
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Edited by
Funzy65
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Sat 06/03/17 05:32 AM
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Yes I wasn't belittling it by any means. Terrible stuff! And were terrible times It's strange how we randomly say something and it brings back memories for all different people *************************************** I know that you didn't mean anything by it. Just shows you the things we older gen knows about things and remember all. YUP, everyone's LIFE IS LIKE A BOOK A all same all same book only the stories differ Once you read it, you never forget it
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Topic:
English,Irish and scotsman
Edited by
Funzy65
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Sat 06/03/17 05:27 AM
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English,Irish and scotsman were talking about how they named there children English man says we named our boy George after st George's day. Scotsman says we named our boy Andrew after st Andrews day. The Irish man says be jesus the same thing happened with our boy pancake! ******************************************* I didn't know there is A SPECIAL PANCAKE DAY in Ireland. I thought is a every day ( Morning cooking pancakes routine ) |
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I've had that on holiday in Spain lol The worst one was called 'agent orange ' Apparently it was left over from the US military good for keeping the weeds off the garden Funzy take a look at my joke (breaking news from Ireland) Pisces didn't get it **************************************** Almost missed this reply .. Which reminds me of That bloody Agent Orange . I lost a friend with cancer because of it. He was in the navy at the time loading & unloading this bloody dust in paper bags from Sydney's Woolloomooloo wharf onto the ship and sail it to Vietnam. Back 20 years ago, after the divorce, I had a small farm about 50 km away from where I live now. Thank god I made a mistake to borrow money from a Dutch corrupt bank and went broke ..Had to get rid of it. Shortly, I moved out 50 km away..BEST THING I EVER DONE. The whole regional area had the highest records of cancer in the WHOLE AUSTRALIA. Guess the reason ??..Yes, you guessed it right. That bloody American dust called DDT was the reason. Yes, they both have the same base killer in it. Both, DDT and Agent Orange ARE SAME THING Not to mention, kills ANYTHING, from fleas, to flies, weeds, bees, to humans . RUN if you ever see it. |
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Topic:
BREAKING NEWS FROM IRELAND
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One more Irish dry
What do you call an Irishman sitting on a couch? A.. "Paddy O'Furniture" 
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Topic:
BREAKING NEWS FROM IRELAND
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Cork man drowns!  ******************************************** Was that the journalist from the newspaper ?? http://www.independent.ie/regionals/corkman/news/ not sure. I heard it the other day ************************************* Irish answer ....L.M.B.O.
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Topic:
BREAKING NEWS FROM IRELAND
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IRISH JOKE
An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a police man pulls him over. He immediately smells alcohol on the priest's breath and notices an empty wine bottle in the car. He says: "Have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest. The cop replies: "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest looks at the bottle and says: "Good Lord! He's done it again!" |
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Topic:
BREAKING NEWS FROM IRELAND
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Cork man drowns! ******************************************** Was that the journalist from the newspaper ?? http://www.independent.ie/regionals/corkman/news/ |
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Wicked! ************************************ Nehhh, can't be,..I make few for my mates also. And they love it About 15 years back or more, I bought few of these imported from Britain cheap version/s of Paco Rabanne, Fahrenheit, Opium and Obsession FOR MEN. The price was great but boy oh boy it used to make me dizzy |
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Gorilla tape may come in handy for those 'special 'moments Just be careful not to get it on your hands *************************************** NO WORRIES ... Here it is The trick is to use W-40 for MEN. It will unstick, fix anything unstuck, loose or tight, help improve longevity, including deter body odour/s  Thanks it's got to be better than what I'm using now. It's a new deodorant called 'midnight in Birmingham ' It's rubbish but only £1 a gallon ***************************************** LOL " Mike "..£1 a gallon, I can imagine I DON'T USE ANY ..I make my own ..And it's a beauty. 10 drops Frankincense 100% essential oil, 25 drops Levander 100% essential oil, 20 drops of Frangipani 100% essential oil and 150 ml Rose Water. KILLS THEM ALL
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Edited by
Funzy65
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Sat 06/03/17 04:05 AM
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Gorilla tape may come in handy for those 'special 'moments Just be careful not to get it on your hands *************************************** NO WORRIES ... Here it is The trick is to use W-40 for MEN. It will unstick, fix anything unstuck, loose or tight, help improve longevity, including deter body odour/s
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