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Wed 03/15/17 07:27 PM
Edited by Funzy65 on Wed 03/15/17 07:29 PM

Ps:..Just curious...Is Pumpkin a MAN killer ?


YES



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LOL.. Pumpkin, did you see what they make of you ??
Poor Pumpkin he is sooo cute I can eat him blushing


Ouch, I'm not afraid of it, ( This maebe my ancestor, you know,
the one who played with our DNA some 18 thousands years ago or moreslaphead )
But I think I must act careful whoa


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Wed 03/15/17 09:26 AM




I knew it, that blah blah blah eventually
it will arrive, it will happen,
and I will see it or read it..Awww ...L.M.B.O

WELCOME PROFESSOR ...Of what ?..Blah blah blah

rofl rofl rofl rofl




laugh sometimes he does make sense... I used to be in awe.. how clever I thought.

Now, about those penguins.. lemme think about it. biggrin



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Sometimes, RARELY..Mostly a LOTS OF NEGATIVE/OPPOSITE league of OWN whoa

Okay, now about those penguins...YES, they do have knees, I have seen the x-rays at one of our rescue shelters in Sydney

I volunteer sometimes at our Far Out West Country wild animals rescue shelter


Cute Thread-Hijacking
Have you seen Farce of the Penguins? - Watch it with mood enhancement for the best results.



Directed by Bod Saget and Stars the voices of Abe Vigoda, Alyson Hannigan, Bob Saget, Brie Larson, Carlos Mencia, Christina Applegate, Cliff Dorfman, Damon Wayans, Dane Cook, Dave Coulier, David Koechner, David Michie, Drea de Matteo, Gilbert Gottfried, Harvey Fierstein, James Belushi, Jamie Kennedy, Jason Alexander, Jason Biggs, Jodie Sweetin, John Stamos, Jon Lovitz, Jonathan Katz, Jonathan Silverman, Lewis Black, Lori Loughlin, Mario Cantone, Mo'Nique, Norm Crosby, Norm MacDonald, Samuel L Jackson, Scott Weinger, Tracy Morgan, Vanessa Lee Evigan & Whoopi Goldberg.

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laugh I HAVE WATCHED some TRAILERS...HILARIOUS but a bit
too many Rude ( Words ) specially for kids.


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Wed 03/15/17 09:22 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Wed 03/15/17 09:28 AM


Topic: What do you consider a match?

Specifically, what do you consider to be a match with someone?

I know matching can be complex or simple.
Desperation can reduce the match qualification over time.
Loneliness can open matches that were never before considered.

If you were to narrow down the qualifications for a match with you what would be the most important qualities that must be met?



I'm a visual person so he has to be the most handsome guy TO ME.. what is attractive to me, may not be attractive to others. Attractiveness is subjective.

We must be able to meet in person to see if we have chemistry. He could have all the attributes of a good match on paper but if there is no chemistry between us when we meet then there would be no second date.

Sense of humour is important to me.. I don't want someone who is always serious but I also don't want someone who is clownish. Our sense of humour should be on the same page.

I'm comfortable, happy and content living alone with my cat Pumpkin.. so I have the luxury of waiting for the perfect guy.. he might not be perfect for everyone but he would be FOR ME.

I know and I know you know and even my cat and my neighbour's dog know that I am not getting any younger but until I find my perfect guy, I'll wait. He could just be lost somewhere. Hey you, I'm here!!!!

Best wishes to all you wonderful Minglers happy flowerforyou






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Wow...Thank you for the wishes for all...I do mean it.

I hear you I REALLY DO...Honestly, I am in the
same shoes when it comes to choice and options.
Well it shows that I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE.

Not too worry, I know that you know and we all know
that we are not getting any younger also.

I also see that you, like ways as me, have the luxury
to feel the Comfort, Serenity, Sanity and Content patiently
waiting for the BEST TO COME and BE...I am patient too.

Like-Ways,..My sincere & best wishes to you also.
I hope he will open your door with a bunch of
Pink Roses one sunny Canadian day :wink: ,
12 must be the number of roses blushing




Ps:..Just curious...Is Pumpkin a MAN killer ? laugh

((( H-U-G-S )))


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Wed 03/15/17 08:31 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Wed 03/15/17 08:41 AM


I personally see the 'Looking For' first.
As far as I am concerned all the reasons are seeking friendship in one form or another. M2 is designed to connect singles.

Looking for Friends tells me the person is not looking for intimacy at all and just looking for a platonic friendship for any reason, that may or may not be a real-world scenario.

Looking for a Relationship tells me that they are looking for something more than friendship that could include intimacy and might be a lasting relationship intended to eventually be face to face.

Looking for an Intimate Encounter tells me they want sex now and the real world scenario is vital and immediate. The sex will be meaningless and might also be very dangerous. While friendship might occur it is not vital.

I will pen-pal the first
Woo the second and
Ignore the third.


Thanks Tom, you explained this well. I had changed mine from relationship to friendship because so far everyone lives too far away, and I kind of gave up on the idea that I would meet anyone close by. Plus ultimately, it all begins with friendship. Deep down though, my desire is to be in a relationship eventually.

So, I suppose changing it back to interested in a relationship makes sense. Wouldn't want to be passed up by someone thinking I am only interested in being a friend blushing laugh

And msharmony, you have a good point, thanks!





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Well, now you UNDERSTAND better how difficult
is to start a relationship via internet or matching sites.

Since I am at an age where I can clearly state that,
I AM NOT THAT DESPERATE, laugh ..LOL, I CHOOSE to write on my
profile " HAPPY AUSSIE CHAP TRYING TO MAKE SOME FRIENDS " blushing

No matter what or how one try to put his/her advertisings, it
all starts with friendship first....Admit it....Okay, DON'T.:wink:

Another NOT so practical point or REASONS is,
THE DISTANCE OVER THE BIG POND TO TRAVEL,
TIMING, AVAILABILITY, SEASON/S, WORK, etc etc.

Now taking in consideration that 89% of Aussie females
( Hardly any closer to the country area ) where I live
are just FAKE, FLUKES or Just Curious if they can catch a
Catfish or two laugh LOL, I have to open my options outside
the BIG POND...Females ( My age bracket ) also, ( Majority or
Most of them ), have NOTHING ( Nada ) written on theirs profile,
and if lucky, an older picture hardly one can see true, that's
not really a chance to take or bet of my time to waist either.

CONCLUSION:...In my case, I HAVE TO, keep my main tag
add as ....Looking for Friendship.

Cheers ((( H-U-G-S )))

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Wed 03/15/17 08:16 AM


Now I'm confused :tongue: ...NOT REALLY, I can see the professor is here . laugh




I don't think they do Funzy, have you watched how they walk? laugh tongue2



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LOL...Soooooo CUTE ...Awwww ...I LOVE them.
Warning !...Can be aggressive creatures when
in a larger group or family.

Now ! Believe it , Penguins have knees laugh
When I trained as volunteer for wild animals
rescue shelters, we went to Sydney to get a
specialised teaching on some cold waters creatures also.

I HAVE SEEN EX-RAYS OF PENGUINS LEGS AND YES, THEY HAVE KNEES ...
LOL laugh

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Wed 03/15/17 07:58 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Wed 03/15/17 08:00 AM


I knew it, that blah blah blah eventually
it will arrive, it will happen,
and I will see it or read it..Awww ...L.M.B.O

WELCOME PROFESSOR ...Of what ?..Blah blah blah

rofl rofl rofl rofl




laugh sometimes he does make sense... I used to be in awe.. how clever I thought.

Now, about those penguins.. lemme think about it. biggrin



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Sometimes, RARELY..Mostly a LOTS OF NEGATIVE/OPPOSITE league of OWN whoa

Okay, now about those penguins...YES, they do have knees, I have seen the x-rays at one of our rescue shelters in Sydney

I volunteer sometimes at our Far Out West Country wild animals rescue shelter

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Wed 03/15/17 07:47 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Wed 03/15/17 07:48 AM
Now I'm confused :tongue: ...NOT REALLY, I can see the professor is here . laugh


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Wed 03/15/17 07:39 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Wed 03/15/17 07:42 AM
I knew it, that blah blah blah eventually
it will arrive, it will happen,
and I will see it or read it..Awww ...L.M.B.O

WELCOME PROFESSOR ...Of what ?..Blah blah blah

rofl rofl rofl rofl


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Wed 03/15/17 06:04 AM

Answer her arguments after she leaves or fall asleep and when she comes home or wake up with the same argument just say you answered it already, not your problem anymore if she hadn't heard it....bigsmile

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laugh ..Never done that..

Thanks for inspiring my funny bone.

Next time I get my chances I WILL SURE GIVE IT A GO.

rofl

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Wed 03/15/17 05:32 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Wed 03/15/17 05:43 AM

Can you genuinely remove arguing from a relationship or do you believe arguing is a natural part of a healthy relationship? What happens if you find arguing detrimental but your partner finds it natural? What’s the difference between an argument and a debate?

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I don't like arguments, and EASILY AVOID at
all costs such interactions .

How I do it ??..SIMPLE...I PLAY the DEAF TRICK.:tongue:

I become on the spot and/or remotely DEAF whoa
....That will upset the opposition more till he/she
gets to the boiling point, where either GIVE UP,
or continue to the next level called FIGHT...
Study the behaviour and the ball is in your hand...
Either fight to the last breath, or walk away before
he/she may kill you.laugh

PS:...The DEAF TRICK works better & best with women.
Specially when they almost finish raging about it, just
ask them calmly ...WHAT WAS IT DID YOU SAID DEAR ??
CAN YOU REPEAT IT TO ME ??....Be very careful tho,
make sure there are no guns, or plates around the scenes.
..." As a general rule, women's like you to listen to
everything they are raving on about it "...Silly things included
...If you didn't hear them, or what they said, that's when they
get really MAD and you hold the points on your favour..
MAKE SURE YOU CAN HAVE SOME WITNESS ??..IT HELPS LATER IN COURT
....Just in case . laugh
rofl rofl rofl

Me ?? ..I don't argue even if I'm right .
I always make sure I have built my dog's
house fully equipped with a bar-fridge & lots
of beer, a comfy hammock and an alarm clock before
I move in with her. bigsmile

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Wed 03/15/17 04:41 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Wed 03/15/17 04:46 AM


Topic: Is arguing a natural part of every relationship?


Yes.. and women always win.



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My best chance to get to know you better whoa

Bring it on lady laugh

Okay, by now I think I have seen few women warriors on the loose.
Fighting 4 nothing, just to WIN nothing, but lose BIG in the long run.

Like in most social competitive sports, there is an old LOGO.

WINNING IS NOT ALL, LASTING THE DISTANCE
IS WHEN ONE GETS THE MEDAL IN THE END.

Betcha that cat wishes to kill me now whoa

rofl

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Wed 03/15/17 04:10 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Wed 03/15/17 04:12 AM


All right you men asked for it....pitchfork

Remember this rule it is the rule to live by.

Women always have something to say, your usually the cause.

RULE # 1 The woman is ALWAYS right

RULE # 2 If not it's because something the man DID wrong

RULE # 3 If in DOUBT refer to RULE # 1

Word to live by happy wife happy life

rofl rofl rofl rofl





Wait a minute wait a minute MAYBE that's WHY I'm still single LOL
Just kidding!!!


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Wow....whoa Darn me, that may be a hard case to domesticate bigsmile

Just curious...You wouldn't happen to breed sheep by any chance ??

I HAVE MY OWN RULES ALSO rofl




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Tue 03/14/17 08:44 PM
Edited by Funzy65 on Tue 03/14/17 08:47 PM
In my own simple words without being too philosophical.

Personally I can only guess that she may be a match,
but that needs time to be sure.

3 basic rules apply for me..1-Chemistry, 2-Compatibility, 3-Receptivity.

CHEMISTRY - WHEN I NEVER HAVE ENOUGH OF CHATTING WITH HER.

COMPATIBILITY - WHEN I FEEL I MISS HER IF SHE IS NOT ONLINE.

RECEPTIVITY - WHEN I KNOW I NEED HER KIND OF PERSONALITY if/or WITH OTHERS ONLINE.

Last, I can say this..I'M NOT FUSSY, but I need that VIBES CONTACT.

blushing

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Tue 03/14/17 07:44 PM
Edited by Funzy65 on Tue 03/14/17 07:47 PM

I used to throw coins in the fountain in Rome's Main once.slaphead

Lately, I WOULD LOVE to chain locks on Paris bridge. ...blushing

ONLY 2 LOCKS ?? :tongue:


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Tue 03/14/17 07:24 PM
Edited by Funzy65 on Tue 03/14/17 07:26 PM

About similar problem/s, misunderstanding/s or mistake/s


Perhaps this may help...

The past is the past and no matter how much we want we can never change it.
If we live in the present and not worry of the future our happiness can be measured in a lifetime.

All the immutable past made us who we are today and we are not the same as we were then,
Live in today and use the past to make every moment special.

Reason for edit: Enterd a line break for effect

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SURE...That's ME IN THE NOW & TODAY ...
Have done it for long time now.

Past is history, I HAVE NO REGRETS...
Nice history, but still history.

:thumbsup: waving

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Tue 03/14/17 07:13 PM
Edited by Funzy65 on Tue 03/14/17 07:19 PM

I have a challenging day ahead of me tomorrow. The kind where folks just don't know WHAT to say.

A friend brought by a dozen *homemade* chocolate chip cookies. They said, "I didn't know what else to do."

I am SO choked up! It's perfect.
How do you show your support?

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I say!!....GO GET THEM COWBOY ...bigsmile


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Tue 03/14/17 07:09 PM

“The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.”
― George Bernard Shaw


“The only benefit a woman can have in talking too much is defeating a man who troubles her too much.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson


“She wasn't like a jukebox; you never had to put in a dime and she never came unplugged.”
― Stephen King, Night Shift


“You don't talk much, do you?" she blurted out.
"I didn't think there was a need. You seem to be holding up both our ends of the conversation admirably.”
― Julia Quinn, Dancing at Midnight


There’s this stereotype that says women love to talk and men don’t. There’s probably a little truth to that, but the real problem in that area between men and women tends to come from the topics women want to talk about. As a general rule, most men aren’t very interested in talking about their feelings. Also, the mundane details of their day? Where they went to lunch? Who said what to whom? Not only are men not interested in discussing these things, they’re afraid if they do, it might prompt the woman to spend 15 minutes telling him all the details of her day.

Also, because many women tend to over-analyze, they assign all sorts of deep meaning to trivial gestures and then demand explanations. Sometimes a rose is just a rose and five minutes of silence is just a man thinking about what he has to do at work tomorrow. You want to get a man to talk? It’s not hard. Ask him to explain what’s going on in a UFC fight or what his favorite sexual fantasy is and you’ll have trouble getting him to shut up.


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Sometimes , when I run-out of answer/s or need writing inspiration
I search Google for the QUOTES.

Clean , some funny, some real, some even true...I LOVE IT ...

Thanks :thumbsup:

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Tue 03/14/17 06:56 PM
Edited by Funzy65 on Tue 03/14/17 07:00 PM

Yeah Funzy, I got the same impression but just recently I met a couple that were in their 70s and were getting married. While talking to them about it I found out they were in high school together and had a crush on each other but never did anything about it. They both looked very happy right now and I assumed this might be a similar thing. They did get married and as far as I know they are still very happy with their decision.

If the OP is still thinking about her, there was obviously something there. What could it hurt to see if she has had a change of heart?

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I think I understand the high-school sweethearts walking apart each on his/her way, then, 30 or 40 years later getting together again.
It is very common these days in every country, cultures, religions or customs.

SURE, the story of the OP is or may seem a bit mysterious, interesting and
intrigued, that kind of, COULD BE SOLVED, UNDERSTOOD and/or CLARIFIED LONG TIME AGO.

Anyway, they say ..THERE IS A STORY FOR EVERYONE.

And I HAVE ONE TO TELL IT ALSO...( About similar problem/s, misunderstanding/s or mistake/s )slaphead

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Tue 03/14/17 06:44 PM
Edited by Funzy65 on Tue 03/14/17 06:49 PM
Forgive me for intruding OP.

One thing I READ and don't understand in your first opening comment.
IT IS RIGHT BETWEEN YOUR OWN LINE/S & WORDS.:wink:

QUOTE: SHE SAID; I LOVE YOU BUT ITS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. A FEW YEARS LATER SHE PROPOSED. THAT WAS OVER FIFTY YEARS AGO. SHE'S STILL SINGLE. PLEASE SOMEONE EXPLAIN.
UNQUOTE:

Now !!!.." SHE SAID; I LOVE YOU BUT ITS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. "

That's not a puzzle for me but an answer..
SIMPLE, STRAIGHT and DIRECTED TO YOU.


So, you got your mystery or problem solved long ago.

Either she had her own personal or family problems
or she was lasting for someone else, or whatever.


QUOTE:
" A FEW YEARS LATER SHE PROPOSED. THAT WAS OVER FIFTY YEARS AGO. "
UNQUOTE:

AGAIN, after she made her mind up few years later, or fixed some of her problems, SHE PROPOSED...But unfortunately, it was too late.

SURE IT WAS..No one waits for someone else to make up his/her mind in few years time when LOVE WAS THE GAME WINNER between the two.
That tells you clearly, YOU SHOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT ANYMORE.

WHY STILL REMINISCING ABOUT IT after 50 years ??

Perhaps I READ IT WRONG ?? :wink:

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Tue 03/14/17 06:24 PM
Edited by Funzy65 on Tue 03/14/17 06:26 PM

Transvestite scammers are grand fodder for conversation

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So . you think THAT'S WHAT IT IS?? rofl
Him/her, She/Him is ?? Oh NOOOO laugh
Poor old dogs, wifes & childrens and the bottles of wine
rofl ..That's Willie Nelson's fault :tongue:
WHO CARES, I LOVE WRITING :wink:


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