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Just waiting for someone to post a long (no pun intended) transcript from the Internet giving the right calculations  Got to go to work  ***************************************** Wow...That Kiwi gal isn't she something ?? I hear ya bro,..I'm looking & searching , hope I find something. 
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Edited by
Funzy65
on
Wed 05/24/17 07:11 AM
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Hey everyone, I have been messaging a guy from this site. What is so horrible about giving an honest answer to a question? I'm not a back burner girl. I don't need to be. Really irritated and don't want to waste my time on this guy if he only wants sex. That's an insult. Thanks for any thoughts! ************************************************ My thought is,... 
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Edited by
Funzy65
on
Mon 05/22/17 07:26 AM
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Why would you message a woman like i like your body??? That is so rude!!! ************************************** CONCLUSION:...So,...YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR BODY EITHER ?? If you post a picture of you, who knows, I may like your cute face . And with a bit of luck, if the picture shows your body also, who knows, I may like your body also. Generally I don't go there at all with females or that far as messages or, to compliment theirs cute faces or sexy bodies, GOD FORBID,  but... If I do say occasionally.." YOU HAVE A CUTE FACE or A BEAUTIFUL BODY ", Will it be RUDE ?? Or even worst, like " matrueyear " she wrote on her comment that, Quote: " Psychologically , one may have erection or dysfunctional problem "?? Unquote:  Well, to be honest, after reading this thread, I would PERSONALLY NEVER EVER LOOK AGAIN AT THAT BLANK PICTURE OF YOURS
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Topic:
life is like a train?
Edited by
Funzy65
on
Mon 05/22/17 06:53 AM
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Ok, so I ran this past a very educated guy at a funeral. Life is like a train? A train, running on smooth tracks continually, the train comes to a junction and there is a lot of jumping around as it goes over the points and slows down. then it pulls into a station and stops. After a while the train pulls out and picks up speed until running smoothly again. My theory is this. The smooth track is life ok? The bumpy points and junctions are upsets and problems ok? The station is death then the train pulls out and picks up speed until it's carrying on as normal. well that is a way I think of looking at it how doyou see it? Is this a good explanation? ************************************************ I am a simple man and I like to, or choose to, to call it simply .." THAT'S LIFE " Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it. I design my train's journey/s, and I choose my destinations or station/s (Not the death, not yet anyway). A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it.  I often can control my destiny, but not my fate. Destiny means there are opportunities to turn right or left, but fate is a one-way street. I believe we all have the choice as to whether we fulfil our destiny, but our fate is sealed. |
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Topic:
hooker!
Edited by
Funzy65
on
Sun 05/21/17 05:21 AM
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Ah the meeting of the 7th grade comedy club has begun.... ************************************ he he he ..Why not throw one in, yourself ??..SHY ? Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil. |
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Topic:
You as a sandwich
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On the subject of food, when I'm reincarnated I'd like to come back as a table cloth They get laid 3 times a day and pulled off at the end of the day  **************************************** Getting Laid 3 times a day ?? Every man's dream ?? I think twice a day in a dream would knacker me now ************************************************* I don't know, depends on the woman with me That's why at present time/s... .....  |
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Topic:
You as a sandwich
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On the subject of food, when I'm reincarnated I'd like to come back as a table cloth They get laid 3 times a day and pulled off at the end of the day **************************************** Getting Laid 3 times a day ?? Every man's dream ??
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Topic:
hooker!
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Q - What do you do when your cat’s dead?
A - Play with the neighbor’s kitten instead. |
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Topic:
You as a sandwich
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SHRIMP ON TOAST ??
 No Guts, no Spine and a Head full of S**t ??
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Topic:
hooker!
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Q - What did one of the hooker's knees say to the other?
A - How come we spend so little time together? ******************************************************* Q - Why did the wife left her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger? A - She just couldn’t take it any longer. ************************************************
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Topic:
Young lads
Edited by
Funzy65
on
Sun 05/21/17 02:21 AM
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Hahahaha very true.the fine wine comes something with less drama as well ******************************************** SURE ...Think of this.. No one is perfect and we all expect and want perfection from others in an imperfect world  
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Edited by
Funzy65
on
Sun 05/21/17 02:11 AM
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Hey I'm a 48 year old male from North Manchester, IN and I'm going through my 3rd divorce. Considering my wife is 16 years younger than me I shouldn't be surprised but I wasn't really expecting to have to go through the dating thing all over again. Where's a good place to start? I don't want to pay for a dating service and this is a small town so I'm kind of at a loss as to what my next step should be or if I should just throw in the towel and spend out my days gaming and watching TV, lol. Anyways thanks in advance for any advice and I hope everyone has a wonderful day. Jason ****************************************** LOL... "jason "..Am Just joking Quote:..Where's a good place to start?...Unquote : I suggest you try this ?? Warning !..You may have Slight Symptoms of Drowsiness & Insomnia 
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Topic:
Young lads
Edited by
Funzy65
on
Sun 05/21/17 01:44 AM
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Awww ..If only I could turn time back
  Anyway, ..I told my EX long time ago that good MEN are like old/mature wines..They get better with age. The next day she looked me in the cellar . After 23 years being free again, I decided to join a free dating site and find out if I was right .  |
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Topic:
Single for a long time
Edited by
Funzy65
on
Fri 05/19/17 08:06 PM
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Like my mother used to sing.." Que sera, sera. : ..
Whatever will be, shall be. Meantime, why think hard or plan things in advance ?? I'M NOT DESPERATE, I'VE GOT MY SANITY, MY QUEEN BED, I MAKE MY OWN COFFEE, and HAVE MYSELF.  |
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Topic:
To leave or not....M2
Edited by
Funzy65
on
Fri 05/19/17 07:04 PM
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NOT
I like some or, only few people I meet in here. PS:..Notice I wrote ..I LIKE ONLY SOME, or FEW PEOPLE I MEET IN HERE ?? |
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Topic:
The Hermits Den 😊 ..^◕‿◕^
Edited by
Funzy65
on
Fri 05/19/17 06:53 PM
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Believing it is important for people to be able to laugh at themselves.
*********************************************************************** Etiquette is all human social behavior. If you're a hermit on a mountain, you don't have to worry about etiquette. If somebody comes up the mountain, then you've got a problem. It matters because we want to live in a reasonably harmonious communities. ******************************************** Three hermits move into a cave together and for the first seven years they don’t speak to each other. Then one morning a horse runs by the mouth of the cave. Seven years later the first hermit says, “That was a pretty white horse that ran by.” Seven more years go by and the second hermit says, “That horse wasn’t white, he was black.” Yet another seven years go by and the third hermit starts packing his bags. The other two look at him and he says, “If all you two are going to do is argue, then I’m leaving.” 
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Edited by
Funzy65
on
Thu 05/18/17 09:53 PM
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HEBREW Language....I Love You = אני אוהב אותך
The word "Love" in Hebrew is " AHAVAH ", pronounced " Ah-Hah-Vah ". The verb "To love" is something different. It changes depending on your gender, and if you are saying "I love you" it changes depending on the gender of the person you are speaking to. For a female to say "I love" it would be " Ani Ohev et (Ah-Nee Oh-Hev-Et)" For a male to say "I love" it would be " Ani Ohev (Ah-Nee Oh-Hev) " Complicated Language hey?? Imagine how hard it would be to learn it. |
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Topic:
What do you think?
Edited by
Funzy65
on
Thu 05/18/17 08:52 PM
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If you would get certain proof that there is somebody above, who is watching for your each and every move and act, would you do something differently? Would it change the way you live your life? ************************************** I certainly have NO PROOF if there is somebody above, I don't feel either anyone is watching over me in particular, but sure I believe and have FAITH that a greater Power or/of Divine is overlooking humanity, the planet, and the choices we make. YES, ..From the day we are born, WE HAVE TO CHOSE.. Would I change the way I live my life? There is nothing wrong with the choices I made... NO, I WOULD NOT CHANGE ANYTHING SO FAR. Below is a FASCINATING POEM ..( If only interested, READ IT ) 
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Topic:
My Disability
Edited by
Funzy65
on
Thu 05/18/17 12:25 PM
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Hi Dave,
All I can say is that, I AM WITH YOU and you are in my heart. I understand your pain, some say LIFE HURTS sometimes. Well, be glad that you see the sun every morning, feel the punching smell of the pine tree, and do touch & smell the flowers of the day. I can only leave you this reminder, and you will understand why. May you have an angel to guide you.  TAKE CARE & LIVE LIFE WITH GRATITUDE, ( Whatever life may has to offer )   |
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Topic:
Round-trip ticket
Edited by
Funzy65
on
Thu 05/18/17 12:01 PM
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In general: 1)You love someone;but that person doesn't love you What do you do? 2) Someone loves you;but you don't love that person What do you do? I'm curious to read your comments thank you HAND!  *********************************************** I have been there and done that in both scenarios Like most of people did or yet still do We learn the hard way, and never forget the lessons of life.  That's what I LOVE about life...LEARNING. Quote:...1)You love someone;but that person doesn't love you What do you do?..Unquote: - Answer:...I have Left a country to heal my broken heart 30 years later this happen Quote:...2) Someone loves you;but you don't love that person What do you do? - Answer:...I have Left the town and moved 50 km away And that's the shorter version of the stories That's INCLUDING my divorce in between the 2 scenarios where I have moved away 400 km Out West country 23 years ago Simply put, I WALKED AWAY, including my divorce .... BEST THING/S I EVER HAVE DONE SINCE GOD INVENTED SLICED BREAD Well, I told a lie ..God did not invented sliced bread , we the people did as necessity and convenience My INTUITION is my guide ...I TRUST MY INTUITION
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