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Topic:
Superstitions
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I never throw pennies I pick them up. 
I am not concerned about them evil Black stray cats, I grow around the house Catnip and keep the creatures away and happy 
I am more, or even very concerned about these Shaved Kittens appearing in my dreams.
 Well if you were Catholic, I'd tell you to say two "Hail Mary's" but since your Jewish, try the "Avinu Malkeinu" prayer 
***************************************** LOL...Moon...All in good faith I agree
Them shaved kittens in my dream/s is of more concern to me at the present 
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Topic:
Superstitions
Edited by
Funzy65
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Thu 05/11/17 05:16 AM
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I never throw pennies I pick them up.
I am not concerned about them evil Black stray cats, I grow around the house Catnip and keep the creatures away and happy
I am more, or even very concerned about these Shaved Kittens appearing in my dreams.
And before I forget, I NEVER KNOCK IN THE WOOD either, I always TOUCH MY HEAD
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Topic:
The Nurse ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Jane asked him if there was anything wrong, “Yes, Nurse Jane ,” said Mr. Wallace. “My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.” Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, “Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences .” The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Jane. ‘Mr. Wallace,’ she said, “You shouldn’t be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.” “But, Nurse Jane I can’t,” replied Mr. Wallace. “I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.” “Yes,” said Nurse Jane, “you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?” “Well,” he replied, “Today is the viewing.” ******************************************************** 
Good one Funzy
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Kittens ..Especially the shaved ones
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lots and lots of people around cows, even farm kids milk them... some of those lots get hurt if they're not careful, yes granted, fewer people are found around sharks, some live to talk about it, but many are never to be seen or heard from again.. most dangerous of the 3 listed ? .........definitely sharks ************************************** A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.' So the party continues with no events in the pool, until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened. In the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can, and the fins come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked. The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks. The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the bastard that pushed me in!'
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Topic:
The Nurse ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Jane asked him if there was anything wrong, “Yes, Nurse Jane ,” said Mr. Wallace. “My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.” Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, “Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences .” The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Jane. ‘Mr. Wallace,’ she said, “You shouldn’t be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.” “But, Nurse Jane I can’t,” replied Mr. Wallace. “I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.” “Yes,” said Nurse Jane, “you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?” “Well,” he replied, “Today is the viewing.” ********************************************************
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Kittens
..Especially the shaved ones
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Topic:
What's you Fantasy ?
Edited by
Funzy65
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Wed 05/10/17 07:42 PM
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what's yours deepest darkest fantasy ? msg me !! ************************************ Darkest fantasy ??..Hell, I have many but not dark
Shaving kittens ??
******************************** LOL ..  ...The devil made me saying it
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My favorite birds..African Ringnecks
Nice picture, all I've posted about is a grumpy Robin
*********************************** They are mine I breed them 
Wow Funzy, that's really cool. They're beautiful. 
********************************************* Yes they are, I also breed my chickens ..lol I mean the Hen but I take care of them.
These cute little chicks fellas are big now, and are ready to lie eggs in spring.
Aww...so cute! Got any pictures of the kittens you shave?
Never mind...just kidding
***************************************** LOL..Sorry moon NO SHAVED KITTENS pics to show ya...L.M.B.O.
That's good, it took a while, but I got it ((( HUGS )))
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My favorite birds..African Ringnecks
Nice picture, all I've posted about is a grumpy Robin
*********************************** They are mine I breed them
Wow Funzy, that's really cool. They're beautiful.
********************************************* Yes they are, I also breed my chickens ..lol I mean the Hen but I take care of them.
These cute little chicks fellas are big now, and are ready to lie eggs in spring.
Aww...so cute! Got any pictures of the kittens you shave?
Never mind...just kidding
I didn't like to ask about the kittens
I did wonder how the breed those bald cats 
A friend of mine used to have bantams not sure if they were the one's with feathery feet? ************************************ Yes Mikey, these are BANTAMS BREED ..Love them. Very hardy, and cheap maintenance, very little special feed. Unlike with the larger variety which cost lots more to feed them. If properly looked after, they are great for the backyard & good eggs layers. Surprisingly, the eggs size is almost as big as normal ones. My breed is ...GOLDEN KRILL , an 300 years old Dutch breed. My favorites. 
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My favorite birds..African Ringnecks
Nice picture, all I've posted about is a grumpy Robin
*********************************** They are mine I breed them
Wow Funzy, that's really cool. They're beautiful.
********************************************* Yes they are, I also breed my chickens ..lol I mean the Hen but I take care of them.
These cute little chicks fellas are big now, and are ready to lie eggs in spring.
Aww...so cute! Got any pictures of the kittens you shave?
Never mind...just kidding
***************************************** LOL..Sorry moon NO SHAVED KITTENS pics to show ya...L.M.B.O.
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Nice one 
********************************* Yes Mikey, love them ...if I'm not out by 9 am, there is a helleva concert in the backyard calling me out 
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My favorite birds..African Ringnecks
Nice picture, all I've posted about is a grumpy Robin
*********************************** They are mine I breed them
Wow Funzy, that's really cool. They're beautiful.
********************************************* Yes they are, I also breed my chickens ..lol I mean the Hen but I take care of them.
These cute little chicks fellas are big now, and are ready to lie eggs in spring.
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My favorite birds..African Ringnecks
Nice picture, all I've posted about is a grumpy Robin
*********************************** They are mine I breed them
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A guy gave me the "bird" the other day. It didn't have feathers and it wasn't appreciated 
How rude
************************************** It is in the eyes of the beholders
Perhaps you had a different vision
Sit on it perhaps?
******************************* LOL...No one knows for sure what did happen
But sure something did happen to the poor unappreciated bird
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A guy gave me the "bird" the other day. It didn't have feathers and it wasn't appreciated
How rude
************************************** It is in the eyes of the beholders
Perhaps you had a different vision
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Edited by
Funzy65
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Wed 05/10/17 09:34 AM
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My favorite birds..African Ringnecks
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Topic:
55-70 is dating fun?
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Are you kidding ??...At my age I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE.
That's my strategy ..
I like so much my doctor, but she has such a busy life and I find it very hard to catch up with her when I miss her. So, at my age, my fun way to encounter her again and again, is, ..I tell my dates that I ALWAYS LOVE TO HAVE WILD SEX . Then, I recommend them to my doc...Even give them her business card to. The outcome of all this 4 me is, exactly how I EXPECT IT. I AM HAVING SO MUCH FUN, and GET IT MY WAY even when Over 65
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Topic:
HOW DO YOU DATE
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This is my experience on a date.he's the one to pay bills , its a date others say it as to be 50-50 *************************************** All depends on the date. I offer Dutch, suggest Turkish, and if I have NO CHOICE, I go Russian
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Topic:
What's you Fantasy ?
Edited by
Funzy65
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Wed 05/10/17 08:37 AM
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what's yours deepest darkest fantasy ? msg me !! ************************************ Shaving kittens
I'm glad I found homes for all mine
************************************ Oh that's lovely..Saves me the washing & shavings LOL...
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