Hey, watch yourself, guys are sometimes only into one thing,
milk

Don't allow yourself to be played by two guys at once

no I prefer the more traditional fare, you hammy reminds me of the
gerbil I had as a child. His name was Herbie.

mine says 'I;m a good helpy helperton'

I love animals, medium rare
JJ

what about a pic?

Hi From St Charles, MO

Hey Mo, JSH

I hate to say this because of my name:


B.O.B.





Battery Operated Boyfriend

women are pretty and they smell nice

A real friend is one who, when you let loose with a Taco Bell Grande,
carpet bomb fart in their un air conditioned car in the middle of summer
with the windows rolled up, he still gives you a high five

This one is worse








What is something you never hear at a Catholic school?













So, what are you wearing tomorrow?

Have you still beating your wife/girlfriend?

How do you answer that one?

'No' When did you stop?

'Yes' OH s#!+

just playin'

emotions can rise from an e-mail, but it is best to save the
L for after you spend some time with the person, IN PERSON. But
be careful, broken hearts can hurt, a lot

what sucks is when a guy is trying to be honest about himself, but
has a hard time putting the 'me' he knows into words and then, gets
slammed for who he seems to be

Not my crappy camera, someone else's good camera

Picture from work volunteer event

downloaded off of work website

this is the real me, but now I have my hair cut

I was on a softball league once. I filled a big 35 gallon thermos with
water and ice. August can be very hot and humid here. The other team
brought beer.

By the 4th inning we were losing 6-2, that's when the other team started
REALLY drinking.

By the 6th inning we were winning 9-6, BTW we were sober enough to do
the 4 basics of baseball/softball:

1. Run
2. Hit
3. Throw
and most importantly
4. See straight emough to catch a thrown or hit ball

I do not have any problem with cracking a few beers AFTER the game, but
we employed that tactic all season and came in second to the only other
sober team

An avid fisherman finally convinved his wife to go on one of his fishing
trips to their lake cabin.

On the first morning, Hubby gets up before the butt crack of dawn and
hits the lake. After taking his daily limit, he comes back to the
cabin, stores his catch, and heads back to bed.

Wife wakes up when Hubby stomps in smelling of fish. She goes into the
kitchenette and makes herself a cup of coffee. She has to admit, the
morning light breaking over the hills and refelecting on the lake is
beautiful.

She decides to enjoy her coffee and a book on Hubbys boad in the lake as
that is something she has never done before, and it sounds nice. She
rows out a ways and throws the anchor overbaord and gets out her book to
read.

After a while another boat pulls up alongside and the occupant says,
"Good Morning".
Wife looks up and replies. After a silence, the Man says,"What are you
doing?".
Annoyed she just says, "reading", and goes back to her book.
The Man says,"Well, I am the Fish and Game Ranger, can I see your
fishing license?"

"I don't have one, I'm reading."

"Well, maam, I am going to have to give you a ticket for fishing without
a license."

"Why, I'm not fishing?"

"Because you have all the equipment."

Thinking quickly she replies, "Then I am going to charge you with sexual
assault!"

Surprised, the ranger replies, "I haven't touched you!"

"Yes, but you have all the equipment"

The Moral: Never mess with a woman who reads. Enjoy Ladies

STL STC speak up!

JSH are too easy, you don't realize when borracho is sneaking
up on you

I can lick my chin, clean, is that normal?