For all the ladies:



Likes to cuddle - Falls asleep after sex
Friends First - Friends with benefits
Works from home - lives with Mom
Homebody - too cheap for a vacation
Educated - boring
Gentleman - creepy gentle sex
Adventurous - will pound you for hours
Fun and Goofy - attention deficit
Old Fashioned - say "good bye" to your friends
Great beers and wines - I drink too much
Sports - I sit on the couch all weekend.
Teddy bear - Fat and probably hairy
Great listener - Great liar
Likes to try new things - handcuffs and blindfolds
Motivated - works too much
Sensitive - (to his own needs)
Dedicated - won't leave you alone
Likes art and the symphony - can't change a spare tire



PS IF I COULD HAVE FOUND ONE FOR LADIES WOULD HAVE POSTED IT
TOO!

Shockingly true... Ishould hav my hubby fill something out to see the
answers... Men... Assholes. But who can live without them ehhhh?

There is this one card game that my buddies used to play, I think its
called.....BULL****!!!!!!

convinced I dont think for the most part men are arse holes.


I have met and spoken to many nice men.

HAR! The funny hting is... Your right there Whatever your name is
guy...LOL... it is BS thats why us ladies are so dang frustrated and
think its so fricken FUNNY!

Tulip, this is too funny! Thanks for the laugh, I needed it. :)

I agree your right there not all... Mu hubby's purty nifty... but still,
lol... they have their moments like we have ours..:D

convinced you two are a swinging couple, right??


so why the hostility??


I'm perplexed




by your two posts...?


well anyway best wishes.

19 years old and 6 months pregnant may help with the ummm apparent
hostilities...

perhaps?

Jess

lol, IM SO SORRY! I didnt mean for yo to take it that way! Im overly
sarcastic, but I dont mean a word... LOL! I dont think before I speak,
LOL! Sowwy... We're not swingers BTW, lol... does it look like that? We
just want a third-skie....

EEkk... You really must forgive.

Kim

(and you make the best cyber coffee)

Morning Tulip

I don't have any of the above lines in my profile....what does that make
me?

jhoel you know!!!



um convinced your posts are fine 3rd party?


okay........where a condom!!!



You have nothing to be sorry for''


have a great day>>>>>>>



ty jess.

Thanks! I think maybe she's right... Pregnancy, LOL! But I'm happy...

THE GUYS VERSION:

Likes to cuddle - won't leave you alone
Friends first - will never have sex with you
Works from home - does crafts
Homebody - never showers
Educated - knows more than you and will let you know it
Lady - will put you in your place
Adventurous - likes to go to the movies
Fun & goofy - mental issues
Old fashion - missionary style only
Drinks occasionally - will drink you under the table
Great listener - will talk your head off
Likes to try new things - let's go shopping
Likes art & symphony - prude

P.S. Thought I'd level the playing field for the men.(Now here comes the
nasty e-mails)

Too funny!!! :)