Whilst dining at a resturaunt a man was choosing his Squid from the
tank.
Finally he noticed a small mild-green coloured squid with a hairy
protruding lip hiding at the bottom of the tank.
Having never seen a green squid before, he decided to choose it.
The waiter seemed horrified at his choice, in truth the squid had been
passed up for so long by so many diners, they had all but adopted it as
a mascot for the resturaunt. Never-the-less the creature was plucked
from the tank and taken to the kitchen.

Gervaise, the cook took one look at the squid and it's hairy bottom lip
and couldn't bring himself to kill it. He asked Hans the dishwasher to
kill it for him.
Hans took the knife and and looked the squid in the eye for a moment.
After a tense few seconds he put the knife down and declared that he
didn't have it in him to murder such a pathetic animal.

The moral of the story?










Hans that does dishes is as soft as Gervaise, with mild-green,
hairy-lipped squid.

This one is worse








What is something you never hear at a Catholic school?













So, what are you wearing tomorrow?

For our multi-cultural audience: "Hands that do dishes are as soft as
your face with mild green fairy liquid" is an advertising slogan.

that sucked.LOL

Thanks for the tranlation massagetrade, I didn't get it

hey Tom that one was bad!