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Sweetie pie



I am in MO, STC

not on your list:

"Let's meet over coffee- Let's get to know each other first

Meet in STL



Where!???
When!????

There would be partys 2 houses down from me every weekend when the parents were out. I or one of my neighbors would call the police. They would block the only exit to our neighborhood and ticket all of the kids for illegally parking on the wrong side of the street.

One night, only one officer was sent, who drove to the house instead of blocking the street. Two boys, both 17, one who lived there and one who didn't escaped.

30 minutes later fire/rescue was called to a 2 car accident on the entrance to the highway. 2 cars, 2 fatalites. Both boys DEAD from drinking and racing.

The family was torn apart due to the arrests and suits filed by the city for underage drinking and use of the house without parental supervision. Now Mr. neighbor lives alone, no son, no wife.

Hopefully, lesson learned

New potatos cooken in garlic infused water with parmesan on top
Cayenne chicken leg quarter
Peach pie for dessert

Just remember who he really is: Ron Mexico

Would you really have us any other way?

Hot Wheel cars (that belong to my son)



They hurt like $#!+ when you step in them in the middle of the night

dating a woman with kids is a package deal. The lady and her children, if you don't like the kids, it will only hamper the relationship.

Yes, kids can be saccharine and annoying to downright spawn of Hell (I haved 2, occasionally)

Tell a woman that her offspring are an annoyance to you and you have told her that a very LARGE part of her life is of no use to you.

Love it or leave it

When we were children, belches and farts were funny.

Then we became adults and learned that belches and farts are not funny

But...


ADULTS ARE WRONG!!!!!!!!!


Belches and Farts ARE funny

STC here, just across the river, no the other river

Say the seven words that will get you out of any ticket:

"May I look in my glove box?"

This is some kind of code for law inforcement

It also helps you avoid being shot while reaching for your insaurance card

cashay68


your shoulder is 900 miles away

unhappily available

Who was the superhot Australian chick who discovered the code?

As a man, I only need 2 things from a woman:


1. Love me, however you see fit, but just love me

2. Feed me, YUM

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oh-fun-key-bay-bee

paramedic


en-DOH-mee-tree-us

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all around

Get out your flavor injector:

mix up melted butter and cayenne pepper, season to taste

inject the breasts all over and repeatedly

cook as usual

butter rich chicken breast with a spicy kick