An avid fisherman finally convinved his wife to go on one of his fishing
trips to their lake cabin.

On the first morning, Hubby gets up before the butt crack of dawn and
hits the lake. After taking his daily limit, he comes back to the
cabin, stores his catch, and heads back to bed.

Wife wakes up when Hubby stomps in smelling of fish. She goes into the
kitchenette and makes herself a cup of coffee. She has to admit, the
morning light breaking over the hills and refelecting on the lake is
beautiful.

She decides to enjoy her coffee and a book on Hubbys boad in the lake as
that is something she has never done before, and it sounds nice. She
rows out a ways and throws the anchor overbaord and gets out her book to
read.

After a while another boat pulls up alongside and the occupant says,
"Good Morning".
Wife looks up and replies. After a silence, the Man says,"What are you
doing?".
Annoyed she just says, "reading", and goes back to her book.
The Man says,"Well, I am the Fish and Game Ranger, can I see your
fishing license?"

"I don't have one, I'm reading."

"Well, maam, I am going to have to give you a ticket for fishing without
a license."

"Why, I'm not fishing?"

"Because you have all the equipment."

Thinking quickly she replies, "Then I am going to charge you with sexual
assault!"

Surprised, the ranger replies, "I haven't touched you!"

"Yes, but you have all the equipment"

The Moral: Never mess with a woman who reads. Enjoy Ladies

LOVE it. lol. it gave me a good laugh.

lol