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Tue 10/23/07 07:31 PM
you don't need a gun for self-defense anyway. they hardly ever do any good in such a situation.

really, get a real dog, like a German Shorthaired Pointer (I miss mine brokenheart ). And a vampire. Vampires make guns obselete anyway.

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Tue 10/23/07 07:29 PM
I have a guitar in my bedroom.

Helps to settle myself if I have a bad dream (no joke!).

I also have a roommate in my bedroom. Which is more entertaining than TV usually.

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Tue 10/23/07 06:44 PM
Hmm, interesting tactic.

I wonder if it extends to other parts of life.

"HEY GIRLS CAN SOMEONE HAVE SEX WITH ME I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING WORKS"

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Tue 10/23/07 06:42 PM
my horoscope told me I'd get hit by a car on July 14, 2003. I'd lose consciousness, examine my mind in a hypnotic state, and then wake up with complete control of the universe.

I think it lied to me. Damnit. :cry:

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Tue 10/23/07 06:38 PM
You know what else will make you feel good?

Hiring a hitman.

But don't settle for a cheap one. bad things can happen (trust me on this).

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Tue 10/23/07 06:36 PM
a dog and a vampire bodyguard.

actually, two dogs and a vampire bodyguard.

preferably a female vampire. one that looks like Kate Beckinsale. yeah.

I think that would work.

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Tue 10/23/07 06:33 PM
but really, everyone will be fine. Only two casualties. Most injuries result from people being stupid and not evacuating when they're told to (which means firefighters have to spend time rescuing them instead of fighting the fires).

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Tue 10/23/07 06:32 PM
my house is a few hundred meters from the border of the evacuation zone!

lucky me.

although I wish I could be there to take care of my dog and get pictures... and to help pack.

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Tue 10/23/07 06:29 PM
a quick backhand should do the trick.

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Tue 10/23/07 06:28 PM
which is why you don't let your dog eat things its not supposed to.

Honestly, the intelligence of some dog owners really worries me.

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Thu 10/18/07 04:54 PM
Don't suck any ****s on the way through the parking lot.

...

HEY YOU GET BACK HERE

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Tue 10/16/07 08:30 PM
i write kickass short stories and play mediocre guitar!

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Tue 10/16/07 08:29 PM
OH NOES DIFFERENT PEEPLE MAY COME AND NOT SPEAK ENGLISH

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Mon 10/15/07 09:19 PM
Duane Allman was the greatest guitarist to walk on this Earth.

Anyone who hasn't mentioned his band loses permanently.

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Mon 10/15/07 09:15 PM
I'd offer my ideas, but I don't have time since I have to get ready for my meeting at 3 pm tomorrow.

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Fri 10/05/07 11:58 PM
solo keyboardist?

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Fri 10/05/07 07:43 PM
The trailer was absolutely sick.

I can't wait.

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Tue 10/02/07 12:23 AM
DRAMA LLAMA ATTACKS

HIDE YOUR CHILDREN

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Sun 09/30/07 12:10 PM
You don't NEED friends.

You WANT friends.

There is a difference.

Why do I know this? The aliens told me. They told me lots of things. They also probed me inappropriately. frown

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Sun 09/30/07 12:09 PM
In other news, college football is way better.

And yesterday was a spectacular day in the world of college football.