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Woah woah woah!
I said run amok. I did not say, take all your clothes off and start pleasuring yourself on top of the bar. This goes to ALL of you. |
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Chemistry...
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man, you guys sure don't know how to run with a joke.
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
No inhibitions! |
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Chemistry...
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Once I thought this girl and I were a perfect match.
But she turned out to have eighteen electrons. Making her horribly inert in bed. |
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made 'specially for sin234 (or whatever those numbers are!)
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Chemistry...
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now that's the spirit!
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Chemistry...
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well you girls are sure sappy.
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maybe it's just me...
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WAIT
I just realized you're named after Eric Clapton. Man I'm slow. |
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Topic:
Chemistry...
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It means we can discuss the molecular properties of H2 and CH4.
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Topic:
Guilty Pleasures
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Haha, I forgot to mention I watched the last seven episodes of Rock of Love, including the reunion.
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maybe it's just me...
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(except the ones I post in)
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maybe it's just me...
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to be fair, the threads were never all that interesting.
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Topic:
My profile?
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lie.
a lot. or go with a ****ty profile like me. |
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Topic:
Guilty Pleasures
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Once in a while I'll listen to Kt Tunstall or Kelly Clarkson
BUT THIS IS NOT A REFLECTION ON MY MANLINESS |
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Topic:
A new job
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Ever consider petty theft?
It doesn't pay well, but it's often very exciting. I hear bank robbery is nice too, but they have problems with career longetivity. |
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Topic:
Paranoid
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Well, I found mine on a moonless night on top of a hill in the countryside. I was about to be attacked by a werewolf, but luckily she swept in just as the creature's fangs approached my throat. With a silver stake to the heart, she killed the beast and saved my life.
I then invited her back to my place, where we commenced to talk about our feelings under a soft candlelight. |
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Topic:
Paranoid
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I would love to let you borrow my vampire, but I only have one and I am very much in love with her!
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Topic:
hurt hand
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I recommend...
AMPUTATION! |
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I saw a nice guy once.
The people running the asylum forgot to feed him though, so he died shortly thereafter. To be honest, his exhibit was kind of boring. All he did was sit around and try to talk to people about his feelings. I much prefer watching paranoid schizophrenics. |
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Topic:
Any other myspace-ers?
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facebook works alright because its more personable than regular email.
But I do have an AWESOME Myspace page. I don't really use it for anything though. I just like it because my friend decorated it. myspace.com/metethelame |
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