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Sun 02/03/08 11:55 PM
Edited by ajhagena on Sun 02/03/08 11:55 PM
All I want to do is play the guitar like Duane Allman. Or even like Jimmy Page.

Being able to talk with animals is the only other worthy wish. glasses Although I already can do that.

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Sun 02/03/08 11:52 PM
I don't understand how anyone can choose not to be a Kung Fu master.

I mean, it would be so incredibly awesome.

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Sun 02/03/08 11:51 PM
I have trouble believing the person who boasts about how selfless they are.


ie.


"Hey guys, I am extremely modest! I'm more modest than you! I'm the most modest person here!"

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Sat 02/02/08 11:50 PM
Yeah, well, I did talk a little.

And anyway, I was busy that time. We all have personal things we need to take care of. I just happened to have to do it then.

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Sat 02/02/08 11:34 PM
Damnit, I forgot a step. Here's how you should actually do it:


Type your phone number into the calculator.

Add 3.

Type your phone number, plus the area code, into and email on JSH, and then send the email to me.

Subract 5.

Add 2.

That's your phone number!

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Sat 02/02/08 11:29 PM
I have one too:

Type your phone number into the calculator.

Add 3.

Subract 5.

Add 2.

That's your phone number!

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Sat 02/02/08 11:27 PM
I paid no income tax this year.

I think I made more when I was in high school.

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Sat 02/02/08 11:26 PM
Looks fine to me.

You could use more cool headwear though.

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Sat 02/02/08 11:25 PM
This thread doesn't really concern me because my mind walked out on me quite a while ago, and I ain't seen it since.

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Sat 02/02/08 11:24 PM
Edited by ajhagena on Sat 02/02/08 11:24 PM
glasses Chains are okay... that whip though... not sure if I can handle that again.

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Sat 02/02/08 11:23 PM
Actually, 'meh' is a sexual slang term regarding having relations with one's siblings.

Personally, I'm disgusted by anyone who uses the term.

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Sat 02/02/08 11:22 PM
I want to know why the hell she got fired.

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Sat 02/02/08 11:21 PM
You know, I honestly can't believe I've never thought of that.

So simple... and yet... so brilliant.

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Sat 02/02/08 11:20 PM
Once the toppings are off the pizza is ruined.

It's like eating cereal by pouring all the milk down the drain.

Or cutting the head off the chicken before eating it.

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Sat 02/02/08 11:18 PM
I joke of course. You never want to do that because it'd be too easy for the police to figure out why she died, and then to place it on you.

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Sat 02/02/08 11:17 PM
The best way to pick up a girl is by the neck.

That way if they try to struggle, you can cut their oxygen flow until they lack the capacity to struggle.

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Sat 02/02/08 03:32 PM
I'm neither a girl nor a Verizon user.

Thus, by nature of a double negative, I'm qualified for whatever it is this thread concerns.

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Sat 02/02/08 03:30 PM
I don't see how you could accidently shave anything.

Speaking of which, shaving SUCKS.

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Sat 02/02/08 03:29 PM
I haven't gotten sick in a few years now, I think.

Not since Spring of '06.

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Sat 02/02/08 03:27 PM
This thread is amazing.

But honestly I couldn't understand a word of what was originally said. Something about chips, maybe.

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