you have to ask? Beavers. Wisconsin or womanly, either or...

Well done or medium rare?

I'm 26...that's close enough right... *puppy dog eyes*

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Ancient mythology were the OG's of superheros, you re fine...

wool

Before anyone says anything about the Green Bay/Chicago game, I want to make it clear to everyone that Chicago did NOT beat Green Bay. Green Bay beat themselves. In the face. All night long.

B. B. King teaches me that life sucks and love hurts and you go on and live your life anyway.

Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti - Before Today (entire album)

I'm determined to listen to it until I like it

CIA

Uncontrollable vomiting or uncontrollable diarrhea

Has a life-sized butter replica of Marlon Brando in his bedroom

There has been much debate; here are most common answers:

Douglas Adams: 42.

Aristotle: To actualize its potential. It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

Roseanne Barr: Urrrrrp. What chicken?

Ludwig van Beethoven: What? Speak up.

Bodhidharma: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

George Bush: To face a thousand points of headlights.

Julius Caesar: To come, to see, to conquer.

John Calvin: It was predestined to cross the road.

Bill Clinton: Define "road".

Bob Dylan: How many roads must one chicken cross?

James Dean: Because it was chicken.

Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an Herculean achievement formerly relegated to Homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence.

Salvador Dali: The Fish.

Charles Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Chuck Norris: If you saw me coming, you'd cross the road, too!

I saved a blackbird once and raised him around my dogs, so instead of flying, he would hop around with the dogs. And when I fed the dogs dog food, he would hop over by the bowl. Also he always had his mouth open...I tend to think because he always saw our dogs panting. He was just a cool-*** bird. One winter he flew away, and he visited back every year for a few years and I never saw him again.

I'm guessing you mean jog...so jog.

Mustard or Mayo

violentfemmes...love the name

Cold War Kids - We Used to Vacation

I will never experience another erection

Hey! I told you that in confidence!

Still has Captain and Tenille 8-tracks in a display case in her living room

I vacation every year. I think you need to to stay sane and healthy. France gives out like a month and half of vacations annually. So since we don't get as much, we need to use it!

I can't remember the last time you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee. Instead, you come to my house, on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do a murder for money.

- The Godfather

While lying on her death bed, a woman told her husband of 60 years that he could open the chest at the foot of the bed, which had been off limits to him for all the years of their marriage.

The old man looked inside and found three ears of corn and $100,000. With a puzzled look on his face, he asked her why she had three ears of corn in a box.

The wife said, "Well, every time I cheated on you I put a ear of corn in the chest."

The husband thought to himself, "60 years of marriage and she only cheated three times. That's not so bad."

He then asked, "How did you get the $100,000 dollars?" The wife explained, "every time I got a bushel of corn I sold it."