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Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Mon 09/27/10 08:47 PM
The chicken cross the road? I know the answer isn't as simple as "To get to the other side". I mean. He had to have needed something from over there right?

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 09/27/10 08:49 PM
Col. Sanders was chasing him, and there was a PETA office across the street.

Barbie2100 Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 707	Mon 09/27/10 08:51 PM
Nope, the better question is "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

markecephus Joined Sun 10/07/07 Posts: 13831	Mon 09/27/10 08:51 PM
Simply put, to show the armadillo it could be done.

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Mon 09/27/10 08:51 PM
it's because that's where they keep the beer and he needed to find a way to cope with being a freakin chicken.

newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Mon 09/27/10 08:51 PM
I don't have a definative answer but, a chicken would be female correct? Otherwise it would be a rooster. So I have to go with a shoe sale.......

LilOlMeFromSD Joined Sat 01/10/09 Posts: 983	Mon 09/27/10 08:53 PM
I don't have a definative answer but, a chicken would be female correct? Otherwise it would be a rooster. So I have to go with a shoe sale....... ROFL Good one!

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76452	Mon 09/27/10 08:53 PM
Cause the farmer dropped a sack of feed and it busted on the other side of the road.............

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Mon 09/27/10 08:55 PM
Wanted to wait for the bus on the other side?

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Mon 09/27/10 08:55 PM
Nope, the better question is "Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Blasphemy!!!

newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Mon 09/27/10 08:56 PM
Nope, the better question is "Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Reminds me of a joke. A chicken and an egg are in bed smoking a cig after having sex. The egg looks at the chicken and says I guess I know the answer to that age old question.......

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Mon 09/27/10 09:01 PM
srsly, chickens have brains about the size of a lentil. it crossed the road becuz it was there. they dont have a reason

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Mon 09/27/10 09:05 PM
srsly, chickens have brains about the size of a lentil. it crossed the road becuz it was there. they dont have a reason You're such a downer man!

LilOlMeFromSD Joined Sat 01/10/09 Posts: 983	Mon 09/27/10 09:08 PM
srsly, chickens have brains about the size of a lentil. it crossed the road becuz it was there. they dont have a reason I've always heard size didn't matter. Oh, wait, they may have been talking about something else.

chelsea466 Joined Tue 05/11/10 Posts: 5078	Mon 09/27/10 09:09 PM
I don't have a definative answer but, a chicken would be female correct? Otherwise it would be a rooster. So I have to go with a shoe sale....... Actually it was a store closing sale. I told her about the sale.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Mon 09/27/10 09:12 PM
I do love a good shoe sale. I mean.....uhhhhhh.....

Tribbles Joined Tue 11/17/09 Posts: 7349	Mon 09/27/10 09:16 PM Edited by Tribbles on Mon 09/27/10 09:17 PM
Oops!

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Mon 09/27/10 09:16 PM
Does it have to be a freaking reason????

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Mon 09/27/10 09:17 PM Edited by sweetestgirl11 on Mon 09/27/10 09:18 PM
srsly, chickens have brains about the size of a lentil. it crossed the road becuz it was there. they dont have a reason You're such a downer man! i dnt mean to disillusion u goof. yanno theres no Santa, correct?

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Mon 09/27/10 09:19 PM
Does it have to be a freaking reason???? qualitatively no....it CANT have a reason goof is so, so, so.......anthropomorphic