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The chicken cross the road? I know the answer isn't as simple as "To get to the other side". I mean. He had to have needed something from over there right?
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Col. Sanders was chasing him, and there was a PETA office across the street.
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Nope, the better question is "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Simply put, to show the armadillo it could be done. |
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it's because that's where they keep the beer and he needed to find a way to cope with being a freakin chicken.
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I don't have a definative answer but, a chicken would be female correct? Otherwise it would be a rooster. So I have to go with a shoe sale.......
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I don't have a definative answer but, a chicken would be female correct? Otherwise it would be a rooster. So I have to go with a shoe sale.......
ROFL Good one! |
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Cause the farmer dropped a sack of feed and it busted on the other side of the road.............
 
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Wanted to wait for the bus on the other side?
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Nope, the better question is "Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Blasphemy!!! 
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Nope, the better question is "Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Reminds me of a joke. A chicken and an egg are in bed smoking a cig after having sex. The egg looks at the chicken and says I guess I know the answer to that age old question.......
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srsly, chickens have brains about the size of a lentil. it crossed the road becuz it was there. they dont have a reason
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srsly, chickens have brains about the size of a lentil. it crossed the road becuz it was there. they dont have a reason
You're such a downer man! 
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srsly, chickens have brains about the size of a lentil. it crossed the road becuz it was there. they dont have a reason
I've always heard size didn't matter. Oh, wait, they may have been talking about something else. |
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I don't have a definative answer but, a chicken would be female correct? Otherwise it would be a rooster. So I have to go with a shoe sale.......
Actually it was a store closing sale. I told her about the sale.
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I do love a good shoe sale. I mean.....uhhhhhh.....
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Edited by
Tribbles
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Mon 09/27/10 09:17 PM
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Oops!
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Does it have to be a freaking reason????
  
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Edited by
sweetestgirl11
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Mon 09/27/10 09:18 PM
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srsly, chickens have brains about the size of a lentil. it crossed the road becuz it was there. they dont have a reason
You're such a downer man!
i dnt mean to disillusion u goof. yanno theres no Santa, correct?
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Does it have to be a freaking reason????
goof is so, so, so.......anthropomorphic  
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