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Things you pets have ever done if you own pets????
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ever see a one hundred and sixty five pound dog chase fireflies?
it's entertaining if not funny... |
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ever see a one hundred and sixty five pound dog chase fireflies? it's entertaining if not funny... awwwww 
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How funny, one night I was taking a bubble bath and my cat got to curious about the bubbles and fell in the bath tub, that cat got out faster than falling in, looked like a drowned rat
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My daughter always laughs hysterically when the fish have poop dangling from their "butt" as she says....
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Ok, not a pet story, but when I was still working with big cats we took one (a 2 y/o tiger) down to Gulfport Ms. To the grand casino for a promotion they were doing. Our accommodations fell through, so I rented a room at the casino and had to sneak him up to it in the middle of the night. Now keep in mind here that he weighed about 250 lbs at the time, but still very much a baby.
After sharing a bed with him all night and waking up to him all snuggled around me with his hot moist breathing on the back of my neck, I really needed a shower. While in there, I was shock when he leapt into the shower with me; tearing down the curtain, (rod included) knocking me to the floor and having his own “not so private” pool party….it took me nearly 20 minutes to get him out of there. He just wouldn’t stop playing!!! |
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Ok, not a pet story, but when I was still working with big cats we took one (a 2 y/o tiger) down to Gulfport Ms. To the grand casino for a promotion they were doing. Our accommodations fell through, so I rented a room at the casino and had to sneak him up to it in the middle of the night. Now keep in mind here that he weighed about 250 lbs at the time, but still very much a baby. After sharing a bed with him all night and waking up to him all snuggled around me with his hot moist breathing on the back of my neck, I really needed a shower. While in there, I was shock when he leapt into the shower with me; tearing down the curtain, (rod included) knocking me to the floor and having his own “not so private” pool party….it took me nearly 20 minutes to get him out of there. He just wouldn’t stop playing!!! 
That brought tears to my eyes, I was laughing so much... |
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mine too...he beat the crap out me in there. good thing i wasn't as old as i am now, i probably would have thrown a hip or something...
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mine too...he beat the crap out me in there. good thing i wasn't as old as i am now, i probably would have thrown a hip or something...
old man...
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yeah tell me about it...
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Intresting lol .
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Ok, not a pet story, but when I was still working with big cats we took one (a 2 y/o tiger) down to Gulfport Ms. To the grand casino for a promotion they were doing. Our accommodations fell through, so I rented a room at the casino and had to sneak him up to it in the middle of the night. Now keep in mind here that he weighed about 250 lbs at the time, but still very much a baby. After sharing a bed with him all night and waking up to him all snuggled around me with his hot moist breathing on the back of my neck, I really needed a shower. While in there, I was shock when he leapt into the shower with me; tearing down the curtain, (rod included) knocking me to the floor and having his own “not so private” pool party….it took me nearly 20 minutes to get him out of there. He just wouldn’t stop playing!!! On your next date with the 'tiger' you may want to wear him out in the spa a bit first. |
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This would be it....... 
hahhahahahahaha |
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when Cherokee was almost a year old a GORGEOUS lady cmae up when I was walking hare and wanted to pet here, she was petting her and the Tazz put her nose directly up her crouch and licked her (she was wearing a dress)I am not sure if she liked it but she wanted to rent cherokee for an hour!!
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I had run into town one morning and when I came back, Belladonna was standing at the door done up in makeup wagging her tail all excitedly. Mom had gotten bored and thought it would be amusing to put blush, eyeliner and shadow on the dog. Apparently she stood for it, and thought she was hot stuff. She actually looked pretty good all done up.
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I had a miniature wired haired dochshund that used to find cattle bones 3 times his own size (I live in the country), he'd drag them home, pile them up and then sit on top of the heap as if he were the king of the world.....
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Edited by
kc0003
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Sun 09/26/10 10:16 PM
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Ok, not a pet story, but when I was still working with big cats we took one (a 2 y/o tiger) down to Gulfport Ms. To the grand casino for a promotion they were doing. Our accommodations fell through, so I rented a room at the casino and had to sneak him up to it in the middle of the night. Now keep in mind here that he weighed about 250 lbs at the time, but still very much a baby. After sharing a bed with him all night and waking up to him all snuggled around me with his hot moist breathing on the back of my neck, I really needed a shower. While in there, I was shock when he leapt into the shower with me; tearing down the curtain, (rod included) knocking me to the floor and having his own “not so private” pool party….it took me nearly 20 minutes to get him out of there. He just wouldn’t stop playing!!! On your next date with the 'tiger' you may want to wear him out in the spa a bit first. I figured that out after that night, so after our photo shoot was finished that first day and we did our public appearance commitments, I took him out to the beach and we ran around and played for a couple of hours. Then the police showed up! guns drawn, I might add....you see, there are an awful lot of strange occurrences around the Gulf of Mexico, but as one of the 6 police officers told me (in a very perplexed fashion) a guy and a tiger swimming and running on their beach is just something one doesn’t see too often. Ha-ha!! I tried to explain to them that it wasn’t out of the ordinary for us and we did manage to avoid jail that night, so all worked out and he was much more docile the next morning after such a long day. |
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My mom has a Pomeranian that picks flowers.
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My Cocker Spaniel Sassy chases bubbles and pops them it gets pretty hilarious at times.
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That is adorable
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