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wants to be a victoria's secret model
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Everytime Sarah Palin opens her mouth, there's a treasure trove of bullsh!t you can choose from
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Topic:
Your favourite movie quotes
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Interrogator: What is the problem with Michael Jackson?
Soldier: What do you mean? Interrogator: What is the problem with Michael Jackson, you understand my question? Soldier: No, I'm not sure I do... Interrogator: The king of pop, you know hoo hoo, hee hee Soldier: Yeah, Michael Jackson... Interrogator: He come to Egypt, I see picture in newspaper, "Hello, with the white glove, I'm Michael Jackson in the other room with my chopped off face." You're country make him chop off his face. Soldier: I don't think so. Interrogator: Michael Jackson is fu**ing of sick fu**ing country Soldier: That's bullsh!t he did it to himself! Interrogator hits him in the face: YOU are the blind bullsh!t my main man. It is obvious! A black man make the skin white and the hair straight and you know why? Soldier: No. Interrogator: You're sick fu**ing country make the black man hate himself just like you hate the Arab and the children you bomb over here. -Three Kings |
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Is anyone else able to reply on this topic?
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Topic:
What do you lie about?
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I was just doing some reading about the most common lies people tell in their online dating profiles. It seems we're all about two inches shorter than we say, make about 20% less money and 77% of people claming to be bi-sexual message only one gender. Also, the better a person looks in their pics, they older the pic is likely to be. When you say 2 inches shorter.... |
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taxidermy
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Here's a good clean one...
Walk up to a girl and ask "how much does an elephant weigh?" When she says "I don't know, how much?" You say, "Enough to break the ice..." |
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Edited by
Nitsua1984
on
Wed 09/22/10 03:51 PM
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Brings graham crackers into the shower
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Take It Easy - The Eagles
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Topic:
Mingle Crushes
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My two lovers Jennifer Anniston an Faith Hill!!!  b
Justin Bieber...I didn't know you were into chicks? |
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tries making out with MY shadow on the wall
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Dr. Dog
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Heavens - Patent Pending
good song |
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Once posed nude for a box of Chicken-in-a-biscuit's
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Topic:
Hide Your Kids and Wife!!!
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I know right, it's pretty catchy too
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Guy: Do you have a dictionary?
Girl: No... Guy: That's ok (flexing triceps) I've got the definition right here. |
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Topic:
Going crazy over a song
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Yeah sometimes I can just remember 4 or 5 words, but if you put it in quotes, like you know that's the exact way it is sung in the song, it helps narrow it down. For instance, I just found a song and all I remembered was the singer said "take a bite of my heart tonight", then i went to google, put it in quotations, and that helped narrow it down to neon trees - animal.
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Topic:
Hide Your Kids and Wife!!!
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Ok, so I saw this news clip about an attempted rape, and it was the only time I've laughed at anything having to do with attempted rape. you have to see it to understand
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y54yESyq6Io Now, if that's not enough, they made a song about it and I can't get that song out of my head! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw&feature=related The happy ending? The guy made enough money from the song he was able to move his family from the PJs. |
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Hey Ya - Outkast
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