lol Random zoo pics! pure awesomeness!

Feet gross me out. I even wear socks when getting massaged. But no underwear, interestingly enough...

I think the original poster is hanging around the wrong people. There were groups of shiftless, lazy, society-leeching individuals in every generation. It really comes down to your parents, though. I was raised that nothing is free in this life, and if you want something you have to work for it. So I worked and paid for everything of mine, my 1st car, my guitar, even my college education. My best friend even had to start paying rent to his parents after he turned 16! Some kids are given everything they ask for and don't really appreciate the need to actually work or show discipline/determination.

I think AllenAqua has some good points and jlyric also has good points. Our definition of what feminine or womanly is a big contrast to what it was 60 years ago, which was different from what they considered it in the 18th century (better not read or vote, or your husband will backhand you), and it goes on and on.

All points aside, I would like to point out that as a nurse, I see the aging process more closely than most. Women fart, complain, and yell more as they age, they piss themselves every time the laugh or cough, and there's not much reason to be feminine (it's not exactly something you're "born with", we have to work on it to fit into society's stupid norms) when your whole body is hurting and your spine is curved. Likewise, men lose their manly qualities as they age, they are weaker, needier, can't get an erection by themselves and lose the ability to do many things by themselves.

These are, of course, generalizations (everyone has that grandma or that uncle whose 100 years old and still takes care of themselves and goes out dancing), but the point is, we all have non-endearing qualities that creep up on us as we age, so trying to keep us in the realm of "masculine and feminine" is absurd. The qualities we manifested in our younger years tend to be the lasting ones, so if you weren't feminine to begin with, chances are you won't be feminine at 40, 60 or 80. Same goes for masculinity.

Is a vegetarian. With those canines? Yup.

Phoenix-
A city too big for its own good and devoid of any culture. I have been to Seattle, Austin, New York, Raleigh, even Albuquerque. They all have a certain sense of who they are, a city identity, entity, personality. Phoenix does not have this...it is sprawled out almost as much as LA, but the downtown area is comprised of a few skyscrapers thrown haphazardly together to try and manufacture some sort of center for the city. Not to mention the summers are unbearable (100+ degrees at midnight), the winters are also unbearable (being infested with countless "snowbird" 70+ year olds who devastate traffic and restaurant waiting lists) and the local talent as far as the arts/music scene is so stifled and hard to find that it is not worth the effort. Add on top of all these gems one of the world's highest child abduction rates and one of the nation's most racist sheriffs, and you have yourself a desert oasis that turns out to be a mirage.

So...come visit Phoenix soon! We have good burritos!

1. Write music
2. Go running
3. Play video games
4. Eat chocolate
5. If all else fails, knock out a few knuckle babies.

Cherber definitely. Also Haley. Now a funner game is to guess WHERE I would kiss them.

I ve dated at least one girl i met on here. It was a hot, but short, relationship.

Depends on what the age of consent is in that state....

I would never say you're stupid. But you have to admit...fart jokes are the easiest jokes to make.

Have you ever had one of those sex dream incidences where you wake up and find a pet under the sheets?

It's the joke equivalent of mac&cheese. Easy to make, but not much substance.

Have you ever been injured in a mosh pit?

I also like this one:

“God save me from my friends - I can protect myself from my enemies.”

Um..what??

Also, I don't noodle for the same reasons I don't hunt deer with a spear and start fire with flint and leaves.

Actually, there's nothing perfect about us. We're the most imperfect creatures on the planet. At least animals can blame the things they do on instincts...we have no excuse. If anything, don't delude yourself into thinking you're perfect, because you're not and never will be. You should accept your own imperfections and view them as ways to grow, evolve, better yourself. I'm not trying to be negative, I'm trying to say let all your little blemishes shine through and be proud of who you are: imperfections and all. (Just a different viewpoint.)

You almost always need a "comfort aide" when wearing a snuggy, cause....good luck getting somebody turned on wearing one of those....

Exactly. That's why I have the "For every animal you don't eat, I'll eat three" T-shirt.



Whose more annoying, PETA or Skinheads?

I'd like to see a profile that says:

"I love liars and cheats! Being lied to and cheated on really revs my engine!"

This.

How many women are there out there who are the perfect package: smart, good job, cooks, cleans, ready to rock your world every night, sits and watches football with you, loves beer, when you go out with the guys she's cool with that, nurturing, kind, understanding.

They just aren't out there. You simply have to prioritize which flaws you don't mind living with.

P.S. I, for instance, have a little of everything you mentioned...I have a good job, decent money, great in bed, romantic, artistic...but I don't excel in any one area, and I'm cool with that and I expect girls to be cool with that too if they wanna get with me.

I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on
I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on
The Christmas tree, I wish I was the star that went on top
I wish I was the evidence, I wish I was the grounds
For 50 million hands upraised and open toward the sky

I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me
I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me
I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good
I wish I was the full moon shining off a Camaro's hood

I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun
I wish I was the souvenir you kept your house key on
I wish I was the pedal brake that you depended on
I wish I was the verb 'to trust' and never let you down

I wish I was a radio song, the one that you turned up
I wish...

Wishlist by Pearl Jam