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facts.
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Fact: The collecting of beer mats (coasters) is called tegestology.
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at work and im super
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at work and im super
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These 2 old guys are talking in the nursing home. One says..."I bet you can't guess how old I am!" The other guys says, "I bet $100 I can." They shake on it.
The second old guy says, "now to tell your age, I'm going to need to see your testicles." The other old guy doesn't think anything of it, he lives in a nursing home and is constantly being assessed from head to toe. So he says "fine!" and pulls his pants down. The other guy starts weighing them in his hands, squeezing them and so forth and finally after a couple of minutes says, "you're 78." The other guy says, "that's amazing! How did you know???" The first guy says, "oh, you told me yesterday..." |
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Five Letters - part 4
Edited by
Nitsua1984
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Wed 09/29/10 08:13 PM
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Losers Think Real Women Jive
A A T P T |
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Was born a siamese twin, but ate the other twin while in utero.
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master of puppets
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The Hives
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Lefty or Righty
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My thing hangs to the right.
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If you were.........
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Stretch Armstrong. I won't go into specifics.
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One image
Edited by
Nitsua1984
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Wed 09/29/10 07:50 PM
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Descriptors.....
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Let's see...um...
Postsexyoric Prohungical Hillariousmantic Metabuffergo Frodopecsmantic All of these words describe me to a T. Also all words were generated using "Steven Colbert's Word Generator" |
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Mingle2 College Girls
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I've had quite a few tell me that the guys there are "too immature." If they're anything like the guys from my college days, the accusation is entirely accurate. Yeah, Mingle2 guys are the most mature guys there are. And in conclusion...boobies. |
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To beard or not to beard?
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Moustaches are the superior facial hair.
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witty
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5.5
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Topic:
This or That - part 4
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Infatuation....then true love. Do I have it backwards?
Green Bay or Chicago? |
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A Boy's First Condom
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That reminded me of this one:
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets His girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, Come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy turns to her and says " I had no idea your dad was a pharmacist." |
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The trick to keeping a man?
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Ever heard that joke, when the boobs fall, on says to the other..."if we don't perk up, people will think we're nuts!"
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FACE YOUR FEARS!
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I'd hit that chick with the tiara and tutu.
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Once made the quote, "I can see Daughtry being bigger that the Beatles..."
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