True blood!

YOU! get laid way too much! or do you just spend all your time in bed? Maybe you just like fluffing pillows? OOO i got it... YOU love to watch TV laying in bed thinking about the person above you!

That Coin is Voodoo! I did the flip and it landed on OKLAHOMA! AND THAT IS THE TRUTH!

And 9 yrs later i am still here!... Don't trust it.. it will miss lead you...

I want to know the name of that man who did the study! I am going to find him, then super glue ever two head coin to his body!

then find me a tic tac and enjoy myself for the rest of the night!

Take it from a old women, I have done that 3 times in 9 yrs.

Oops! did I go too fast! YEP!

Was i over my ex YEP! however the memories and expectations of a man was distorted! OOPS>

Was i ready! YES! BUT THEY WERE NOT!

it WAS NOT ME!

They were not ready to commit to a long term relationship and the problem of this is this!

I am still single because of it.

OUT of STATE is a long ways, to pack one bags and come to your world, they find out they miss there friends, family, home, life, job! On top of that they don't like how you run your home, they find everything wrong with you! They need this or that to make them comfortable at your home and even after you just spent over $500.00 they still are not happy!

with in a few months they start a fight so they can go home!

grant it.. If you are single and they are single and no kids involved.

YES! I believe it could work if you move to a brand new state leave everything and everyone behind and start a new life together..

O yes baby it will work! got condoms.. OOPS>>>> baby makes 3 and 4 and 5 and 9...............

shhhh! I herd there was a cockroach marriage on here! I wonder how many got "Raided" after that reception?

Hello! They are in the business to DIVORCE PEOPLE!...

The contract for a lawyer to be married is thicker then any bible, it is concrete 10feet under, and on top of that if you break the contract your soul is ripped from your heart and tried in front of thousands of viewers on tv all over the world.

unless you settle and well, Sorry ::: Remember that piece of paper you signed while you were having a bath it was to make sure you never can take a dime of his money and you can never leave..... leave....


O for the kids, they still go to the best of best colleges... LOL

Hay! if you find the lawyers who divorced my mother.. 7 times, I want his head on a gold platter... for a sovereign!

Mr. cockroach will you have Mrs cockroach to be your lawful wife? Mr. cockroach said I will,
Mrs. cockroach will you have Mr. cockroach to be your lawful husband? Mrs cockroach said I will,

I Mr. cockroach, take you, Mrs. cockroach to be my wedded wife: to have and to hold from this day forward: for better, for worst, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish now and forever and ever.

A famous poet once said, "a thing of beauty is a joy forever." your wife is a thing of beauty but it's more then a joy forever to you she is gift from God for your heart to love one another and of the fact that you are united in holy matrimony.

I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Cockroach you man have millions and millions of baby's to infest the entire house. Just remember don't ever stay in one place too long... The "Raid" will get you!

Wow! so true, I love it!... I knew you were a wonderful soul!

Long hair rules... Women are always HOT! Regardless of sex!

P.s. I am going to add this!

I have just had a 4yr old who is so shut down that she can not even express herself. She has speech problems, she dose not know her colors, shapes, or abc, 123. she can not think in the scene if you ask her to do something she is standing there frozen! unsure what to do? By the time the child left I had her learn all her numbers, adenify with who people are in are community, and know that she is a good person! Just a child lost with out a direction!

she is so scared of her own shadow and all she wants to do is sleep even after waking up she wakes up in the most horrible mood, she is mean and rude and snappish, she gives you eyes that would scare the devial away to run.. that is how angry this child is, if this child would only be this one day out of the summer but it is 4 days out of 5 days!. She is like this.

She will not work for anything to get a reward, she will wait until it is given to her! so she no's nothing to look forward two!

she will play dress up but she spanks her child, yells at her cusses and throws the baby on the grown. She argues from the time she wakes up to the time she left with everyone, no matter what it was it was a argue!...

She once told me she was a bad child and that her mother hated her? and that she had no one to love her!....

Now that is depression in the long term.. only to be told that her grandmother said someday she will be put in a institution for the mentally ill.... REMEMBER SHE IS ONLY 4 YRS OLD..

and that is her outline plan for the future!

God help all children!

I love this post, I have been taking care of kids for 27yrs! And believe me this is a understatement for the kids today..

These kids are being thrown into childcare centers, back into the homes back to the parents and over and over, then given to the grandparents, an back the the parents, and God forbid if the parents are divorcing and the child is only 15months old, OOO gee.. it is nuts.

I had this 2 yr old boy, I have spoken about him before on a diffrent thread.

Well, one day the mother walks up to the father drops all the young child's cloths on the door and said. Sorry you take him I'm going into rehab for the next 2 yrs! no joking! Meth! ect.

So the father was working a 14teen hour job in the first place to pay for CHILD SUPPORT, for the child, OK.. now what?

Well, here is the out come of a year. This child's father now had to work 2 jobs he worked 7 days a week 14hr shifts and a part time job at a paper factory.

the 2yr old child was in #3 three childcare providers care.

This child came to me at 5pm until 11pm M-F, but from 8am to 4pm he was with the first childcare center. Then on SAT and SUN he was with the third!..

Now if this is not stress and depression you tell me what causes it, his mother abandons him, his fathers he only sees at 1:30 am to 3am if that! then back to the baby sitters.

I told the father i would take him full time and I did, 7 days a week 10 hrs a day it helped but he still had a second baby sitter to help with the other hours.

This is normal everyone... normal..

if it is not the boys it is the little girls who's mother is working 3 jobs trying to pay her bills and is stuck on dhs!

The depression from Preservatives in can good and jars in baby food is nuts it makes the kids crazy in the brain.. so I only feed Natural foods in my center to infants...

I make all my food homemade no matter what for these kids and i feed them every two hours..

I had a infant 3 months old who's parents had her stay away for 18teen hrs a day... NO JOKING>>> and she never got fed but 3 times a day the child has so much vial in her stomach she was sick all the time... until i started feeding her food.... and changing her formula..

also..Formula will cause depression in a child. I see it all the time..

I hope they do more study on this.. because i could tell them story after story.. on all of this.. it is true everything i read in this file is so true..

Glad someone is finally listing.. These kids are under so much stress now adays... it is amazing...

Thank you for posting this...

Tell me do you think a 7yr old can be a full fledged bi-polar child??? now is that depression at a early age or what????? this stuff is so true...

help the children...

I ate so much garlic i farted on mine and it sneezed!

now beet that one!

the devial made me do it!

us older guys are a bunch of boring old farts who just lay around all day GETTING IT UP!

THAT'S WHY WOMEN GET GREAT SEX, THEY JUST LAY AROUND ALL DAY...

Dang man tell the truth!!!!

OLD FARTS! is that jail bate????????

O no you don't! Give me three days and then top a older man and that was with out Viagra!.....

NOPE>>>>>> sorry.... AWWW those were the days.. O shoot i was only 42yrs old... LOL he was 52! hmmmm

its not about how long it lasts it's about the part after that counts, the stuff that makes you coming back for more and melts you into the sheets!

OLDER MEN, THERE IS NOTHING BETTER! I am only 47 and i will only would date.. Past-tence' men who were 10 to 20yrs older!

Respect, they open doors, bring flowers, place your arm over theirs and it is so cool in a dress and heals, they treat you like you are a Queen. The convo is the best! They care so much for your family, but you have to take in consideration two things.

1. Illness
2. mourning wife's death

it's not easy i will say that. and in the end if its the choice between a Women or a Black Cat the Black Cat wins... and YOU the women who has the house and kids.. Well you lose because His are all grown have grandchildren your kids ages and well he has the house also..

so the Black Cat looks really good....... Compromise.. dose not exist! but peace and quit dose!

P.s. Lady's the best sex i ever had was a 54yr old man who had Parkinson's.. baby shake baby shake!

Perseverance!
Perseverance is commitment, hard work, patience, endurance. Perseverance is being able to bear difficulties calmly and without complaint!
Perseverance mixed with a Tauraseen well you have Trouble!

What type of person do you attract?
Your Result: You attract Yuppies!


You attract the very well-dressed, job oriented type of people. They usually have their finances together, are 'middle of the road' on most topics, generally happy with the 'main-stream' of things. If it is stability you are after, these are good people to attract, if you seek adventure, it may be time for an overhaul.

You attract geeks!

I attract men who have now kids, been married 3 to 5 times, who do or do not work, who are on disability or S.S.
I attract men who are, Mechanics, Carpenters, Millionaires (that was not a joke), Playboys, Gigolos, Science teachers, Business men, Truck drivers, or Oil Rig operators, but most of all Roofers and to top it all off. 'MINISTER', PASTORS, PRIEST!

Now! That was not a joke!, and I have dated the mechanics, carpenters and Ministers.. as for the rest other then the roofer.... I do not date but good try anyway..

however! I will take a geek any day out of the year.. there so fascinating and never shut the heck up.. think think think.... give a geek a computer and leave him be, be there in his bed at night and talk sweet nothings. make him breakfast, lunch and dinner and send him back to his room.. YOU have the rest of the day to take care of your nails, hair, and the kids.. What can be better then that.. O and you get pretty dresses... LOL

Popcorn! in bed watching DVD's with my entire family!....
and milk coffee, or hot tea!

I cut my hair and it was long i tell you, long down to my hips.

Well lets say i have never been able to get it back there ever again.

If it was me i can tell you this, I regretted it and even after 15teen years later I still regret it.. as i said, it never grew back to my hips ever again.

now the gray is coming at 47 and thinning.. not sure i like this part, I guess the hair falls out and then the gray starts..

?? or maybe it was all the dieing it to look beautiful>>LOL true.. either way...

Don't listen to anyone, YOUR hair is just fine and believe me after cutting my hair 3 times since i was a small child..

ITS NOT WORTH IT... it takes so long to grow and the older you get the harder it takes to grow back. I am on OOOO 15teen yrs.. and still it is only to the middle of my back and i did trim it? so it must just be age.. LOL..

Keep the long hair.. and tell them they are all jealous!.. they just want you to quit looking so knock out beautiful.. that is what i found out later....... they wanted me to stop looking beautiful so they could get a few people... and well it did not work..LOL.. point made... beauty is regardless....