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Thu 04/28/11 10:33 PM
Every time I put this pic up on the prof thingo...the man counter goes nuts!laugh


Can't they see I am off to a Royal Wedding???????

No time to count men right now!drinker

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Thu 04/28/11 10:26 PM

No problem Jess laugh *Throws water in Prince Williams face* Wake up! You're getting married in a few hours, duh


Hey Shy!!!.....do you have WIlls at your place?????...or did you have sleepover at his place???


**GASP!!!**

shocked

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Thu 04/28/11 10:21 PM

You might aswell put a mic in my hand, tv camera in my ugly face, seeing as i keep updating how many minutes are left till said event. laugh


**This is Shy, coming to you live via ethereal-net, for MingleUK...with Live updates every time, the bloody impatient aussie asks...**

said in husky sultry tiara-ed voice.

pitchfork

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Thu 04/28/11 10:19 PM

drool drool drool




rofl rofl rofl


not if you could see the hell it is to do the bloody thing up!tongue2

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Thu 04/28/11 10:16 PM
<-----------------------Found it!!!!


But my bum is way bigger than it used to be!...will have to stand up the whole wedding ceremony!noway


drinker

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Thu 04/28/11 10:09 PM
From one messed up storm ravaged country to another....I feel for you..


brokenheart

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Thu 04/28/11 10:07 PM
Edited by Jess642 on Thu 04/28/11 10:07 PM
they can't have the North half!!!!...that's MINE!!!


...and I kind of like the south half....so nope they can't have that either...


Charlie and Cammy can have his organic farm...and put granny and granpa in the stables...


WIlls and Kate already have wales...what more do they want???

grumble

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Thu 04/28/11 09:59 PM
Champagne...check!

Nibblies...check!

Tiara...check!

Tissues...check!

red ball gown.....red ball gown.....where the perkuck did I leave that???


***mutters into youngest daughters room....looking for red ball gown***


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Thu 04/28/11 09:44 PM

Deep eggplant/aubergine purple sounds nice to me......my nephew and his wife had the mocha/coffee brown and I wasn't crazy about it....

Grandma should wear the silver-blue shade with some kind of deep lilac accent to tie into the bridesmaids...


(Yeah, I'll be watching it too)embarassed


nah... Granny's gonna be wearing palace curtains again...circa Henry V111...with a classy bonnet and a fascinator!

pitchfork

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Thu 04/28/11 09:35 PM
Are we there yet?

ohwell



Hahahaha I looove that wedding party who danced their way down the aisle was huge on youtube a while ago...



I bet Harry is already half cut by now....and gave Wills a mohawk last night..

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Thu 04/28/11 09:10 PM

I will be watching at 4:00am eastern standard time

in High definition so I can see every sparkle,
pimple, and hair follicle....happy


YAY!!!!!!another vicarious romantic at heart!!!


((am secretly a big marshmallow...but tell no-one!...they wouldn't believe you anyway..:wink: ))

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Thu 04/28/11 09:08 PM

I have a feeling her gown won't be able to fit in a Prius.....

(my ex-sister-in-law had to be driven in a beat up Toyota because the Rolls broke down three miles away from the church)laugh


See? hay ride!...perfect solution!!!...no more common than that!

laugh

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Thu 04/28/11 09:07 PM

I bet Ant and Dec will be there. They're on everything else here in Britain. Lol



You know what I cackle about...our republican right winged anti monarchist prime minister will be there!

That should have been MY seat!...she'll wear something daft and duck waddle down to her seat...

whereas I would have swept in...all swooshy tiaraed, and upswept fake hair...

...and said something really stooopid!ohwell

rofl

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Thu 04/28/11 09:05 PM
So bets on the bridesmaids...

coffee latte coloured gowns?...

a soft mocha?

deep eggplant/aubergine purple?

a regal silver pewter?


No wonder my girlfriend Zoe said gourmet make your own pizza night at her house!..slaphead

I'm madly grilling eggplant, making basil pesto, grilling chicken, making hummous...and a pumpkin pesto and a sundried pesto...

for our royal wedding watching feast!







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Thu 04/28/11 08:37 PM
How long now, Shy???

Are we there yet?

whoa

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Thu 04/28/11 08:34 PM

laugh Sorry, mum told me to not go around kickin old people, which is so not me. I'm upset i can't go around doing that. bigsmile


Shy...tell your mum it's for this really impatient weird aussie chick...and just this once...

I'm sure she won't mind..rofl

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Thu 04/28/11 08:32 PM

I heard they are using cars to save money instead of having to pay the driver and clean up after the horses.....and to make them seem more like "regular people"


So they are driving themselves???

Cool...hope Kate roars up in her little red prius!

...and Wills can drive granny and granpa in the old estate Rover...


shocked

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Thu 04/28/11 08:25 PM

8,000 news reporters, fifty Networks telecasting it. and the WORLD waits for the clock to tick,tock,,to wed a couple no-one will ever have a chance to meet or know....Married then on to their closed doors for play....Until they once again show their faces to the milions who want to peek and stare.......LIFE HAS STOPPED,,this world has stopped spinning,,,,until,,they SAY,,I DO!yawn laugh


YOU may not meet or get to know them....but I will!


THEY like Australia...tongue2

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Thu 04/28/11 08:21 PM
Edited by Jess642 on Thu 04/28/11 08:23 PM
I am sure I heard something about Kate and Wills deciding to use cars instead of horses and carriages...as they didn't want to appear too ostentatious...


Wouldn't it be 'greener' and less excessive to shove everyone on a giant hay ride, pulled by a couple of Charlie's Shire horses?

And they all know how to ride...and they have a million ponies...

hahahaha...cheaper to put a big hitching rail out the front of Westminster...

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Thu 04/28/11 08:14 PM

I want to know if his step-mum is going to have bows in her mane or not.....



HAHAHAHA!!!!...No...Camilla will have a GIANT hat with a pointy feather....and a nice matching halter and lead...