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Wed 06/24/09 05:07 PM

I hate people trying to sell me anything, and i refuse to let them. No matter how good the salesman might be, he aint ever gonna get a sale from me.

Anyone else the same? Or are some of you more susceptible to their techniques.


I used to know this hippy who smelled kinda funny, but I always bought stuff off him, he had the best stuff. Haven't seen Mr Zappa in a while.

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Wed 06/24/09 05:02 PM

laugh cher...I said apparently I do because strangers like to kick me laugh


I just wanna feed you :angel:

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Wed 06/24/09 05:00 PM

There was a period of several months where a group of 7 or 8 women would all look at my profile every single day. This may have been before Stealth Mode, I'm not sure.

Anyway, this went on for a long time; not once did I ever hear a peep out of any of them. Just looked, every day.

Maybe they still do, but now in Stealth Mode. Not that I really care. It just puzzles me.




I wouldn't turn on stealth, It kind of turns me on that they know..pitchfork

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Wed 06/24/09 04:57 PM

I've been perved,an sent a email along with,oh myembarassed

rofl rofl rofl

Great sense of humor:laughing:


shhhh don't want everyone know I'm a perv shades

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Wed 06/24/09 04:55 PM



careful mellow....Texas gals smack back laugh


how come there is no smiley offering a ring...lolflowers sorry yellow only can give you flowers now, but I promise breakfast.


laugh I'd kill for eggs benedict


Cereal it is. j/k I know at least 25 egg recipes, eggs benny being my specialty, and please I hope that wasn't on the perv list yesterday

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Wed 06/24/09 04:50 PM

careful mellow....Texas gals smack back laugh


how come there is no smiley offering a ring...lolflowers sorry yellow only can give you flowers now, but I promise breakfast.

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Wed 06/24/09 04:47 PM



I like being perved...and apparently kicked in the butt laugh


I think I have perved you once or twice drool drool drool


and you didn't kick me in the butt? what kind of man are you?

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


no but I smacked it :banana:

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Wed 06/24/09 04:43 PM

I like being perved...and apparently kicked in the butt laugh


I think I have perved you once or twice drool drool drool

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Wed 06/24/09 04:39 PM

What made me laugh is she's a baptist. Those baptists must really know how to party.


my ex was a baptist and she would put a pornstar to shame.

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Wed 06/24/09 04:38 PM

Nope, I love getting perved. Sometimes hard and fast, sometimes slow and gentle.flowerforyou
love drool flowerforyou

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Wed 06/24/09 04:36 PM
Tmothy Leary and Abbie Hoffman. Hendrix, Morrison, Jerry, and Buddha

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Wed 06/24/09 04:32 PM
if some one looks at your profile more than once?

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Wed 06/24/09 02:56 PM


walking up and asking someone out...been out of the game too long.
asking some out,me 2:thumbsup:

there is a lady at my bus stop that I like but evertime I try to talk my tongue stick to the roof of mou mouth and I sound retarded...I give up.. I will be here with you guys forever...not that there is any thin wrong with that

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Wed 06/24/09 02:43 PM
she dont talk alot...perfect

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Wed 06/24/09 02:40 PM
walking up and asking someone out...been out of the game too long.

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Wed 06/24/09 02:33 PM
My name is Jason. It means cute, lovable, and funny. OR killer of whales. You decide.

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Wed 06/24/09 02:31 PM

Bonnie. Meaning "handsome or pretty". Hey man, I was just a baby when they chose it!

I must say the name fits

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Wed 06/24/09 04:46 AM
try putting cool cloths on your pulse points ie. on the inside of your wrists and side of neck

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Wed 06/24/09 03:53 AM
to someome without a pic? how'd that work for ya?

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Wed 06/24/09 03:51 AM

(:

Hi, I'm Sabra.


good morning, and welcome. If your ever change your mind to a average fat guy being close to his mid life crisis, let me know. flowerforyou

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