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Tue 06/23/09 07:48 PM






phrase you would want to see on a profile.


There is no perfect phrase. I like to see something about the person, rather than the same over used phrases that everyone else uses.


check mine out it's original, honest, & revised many times.


Lots of people say they're normal. Also, why say what you're not here for, rather than what you are here for?


I think I said both, didn't I? hmmmm... got to go revisefrustrated


I was specifically talking about the "I am not looking for a hook up and not out to screw anyone over" line.


oh no, I aready changed it. but is the truth. see if this one works

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Tue 06/23/09 07:42 PM




phrase you would want to see on a profile.


There is no perfect phrase. I like to see something about the person, rather than the same over used phrases that everyone else uses.


check mine out it's original, honest, & revised many times.


Lots of people say they're normal. Also, why say what you're not here for, rather than what you are here for?


I think I said both, didn't I? hmmmm... got to go revisefrustrated

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Tue 06/23/09 07:41 PM


phrase you would want to see on a profile.


The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall


It would make life so much simpler....THIS IS THE....ENNNDDDDDDDD

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Tue 06/23/09 07:39 PM

"I'm an open book. Anything you want to know just ask."


Yes every other one

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Tue 06/23/09 07:37 PM
Edited by 1mellowguy on Tue 06/23/09 07:38 PM

"Girls who hold tarantulas and put boa constrictors around their shoulders are my favorite kind of girls."


plus the ones who shoot milk out their tear duct...flowers

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Tue 06/23/09 07:35 PM


phrase you would want to see on a profile.


There is no perfect phrase. I like to see something about the person, rather than the same over used phrases that everyone else uses.


check mine out it's original, honest, & revised many times.

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Tue 06/23/09 07:33 PM


My friends don't think I am funny, I want nothing to do with a long walk anywhere, I am wound up tighter than a $3.00 watch. No cuddling, no quiet nights at home. And I hate your dog.


I like to cuddle.grumble


Me too darlin', but I had to lie on my profile....because the guys are around, come on don't make me say it..

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Tue 06/23/09 07:29 PM
I still have to go with "I love football"

OR

your friends have the pizza in the living room and the games gonna start, I'm going shopping.

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Tue 06/23/09 07:20 PM
phrase you would want to see on a profile.

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Tue 06/23/09 07:14 PM

And the survey says.......


Family and friends are important to me.


one more....i love to watch football...there is not that many women in the world who love to watch football.


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Tue 06/23/09 07:10 PM

Requires Prenup



Bry glasses




I wish I had a piture of my steps sons bf...looks just like him.

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Tue 06/23/09 07:04 PM
I really don't know what to say about my self...(settle in boys this will take all night to read)

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Tue 06/23/09 07:04 PM
I really don't know what to say about my self...(settle in boys this will take all night to read)

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Tue 06/23/09 07:02 PM

they lost something you let them borrow that was special to you?


I would probably smack him in the back of the head a couple of times, then he would takle me in the weeds iI would be missing acouple of teeth, his nose would be sideways. But you know, he's my friend, and we would have a beer and laugh about it.

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Tue 06/23/09 06:51 PM




Hey if you see unread deleted don't be disappointed, some users (.01%) get 100 new emails a day if they have a great picture up. People like that don't have time to read your message even if they wanted to.


Put your pole away. There's no fish in this pond...


It just depends on the worm laugh


I recommend a jerk bait. That'll wake 'em up even if they aint hungry.

A little Jamaican Jerk Sauce for the fishies

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Tue 06/23/09 06:49 PM
Leave it to the european decendants to conquer and tame yet another land.

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Tue 06/23/09 06:42 PM


Hey if you see unread deleted don't be disappointed, some users (.01%) get 100 new emails a day if they have a great picture up. People like that don't have time to read your message even if they wanted to.


Put your pole away. There's no fish in this pond...


It just depends on the worm laugh

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Tue 06/23/09 06:41 PM

I think I must be the only person who thinks Mutual Match is fun! flowerforyou


It was at first, but htey kept coming and coming and after six hours i had two. I had a better ratio when I sold Amway.frustrated

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Tue 06/23/09 06:36 PM

should NASA be allowed to bomb the moon,with a 2ton kinetic weapon in search of water?


no...too many lives at stake...poor crater people

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Tue 06/23/09 05:45 PM
Edited by 1mellowguy on Tue 06/23/09 05:45 PM
Y'all want anything?