THIS IS A REALLY FUN GAME, LET'S HEAR YOU LIFE SOUNDTRACK. HERE'S HOW TO
PLAY.

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie.

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Opening Credits: "Back 2 Good" Matchbox 20 (Ok, thats cool.)

Waking Up: "I'm So Sick" - Flyleaf. (Nice.)

First Day At School: "Someone Must Get Hurt" She Wants Revenge. (???)

Falling In Love: The Line Begins to Blur" NIN (I must be falling in love
with the bad girl/boy.)

Fight Song: "World Falls Away" Seether. (I can see this. But whats with
all my rock songs only coming up?)

Sprry ya'll looks like my soundtrack sucks LOL

Breaking Up: "Punk Song #2" Silverchair (Ok... I can''t complain about
this sond. It's befitting.)

Prom: "Comanche" Cake (I must be going alone or not at all)

Life: "Lucky Man" The Verve Pipe. ( Got no complaints again.)

Mental Breakdown: "Disappear" The Faint. (Ok.)

Driving: "The Drugs Don't Work" The Verve Pipe (Wow, This one really
fitts. Its started playing and I almost cried LMAO)

Flashback: "Du Hast" Rammstein (Ok, Yeah... Um not very fitting but ok.)

Wedding: "Cold" Crossfade (I must have done something wrong.)


Birth of Child: "Meant to Live" Switchfoot. (Um, wow...)

Final Battle: Mouth Full Of Cavaties - Blind Melon (Hmmm)

Death Scene: "The Carousel" As Tall As Lions (*Blink*)

Funeral Song: "On Fire" Switchfoot. (Good golly thats a sad song Sniff)

End Credit: "3 Am" Matchbox 20 (Pretty good I guess)

A priest was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man
named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his
wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened
to the flea?"

One of the teachers had a kindergartner come up to her and say that he
had found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead and
the student said it was dead. The teacher asked how he knew.
The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."
The teacher asked, "You did what?"
He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!' and it didn't
move. So it must be dead."

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small
boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However,
the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching theboy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer
to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up
behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's
shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring. Crouching down
to the child's level, the priest smiles
benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"
To which the boy replies, "Now we run!

A friend of mine who is a physician told this story about her then four
year old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her
stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began
playing with it.
"Oh, be still, my heart," thought my friend, "My daughter wants to
follow in my footsteps!"
Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. Would
you like fries with that?"

On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said,"If anyone has
to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."

I remember asking from the back of the room, "How will that help?"

Ok, so whats the difference between a tennesse tonrado and a white trash
divorce?

Nothing, someones gunna lose their trailer regardless.

My mom tells me this story all the time.

I was about 3-4 yrs old and she was trying to teach me to say "Yes,
please." Also "No, thak you."

One day I'm sitting at the table eating some cookies and she asks,

"Brian, would you like some milk."

I just noded my head.

"Brian, say yes please."

I noded my head once more.

Kind of fluster my mother says, "Brian you have to say Y-E-S
P-L-E-A-S-E."

I finally opened my mouth and said " I'm not s'possed to talk with my
mouth full." Spewing cookies all over the table.

So me and my mother are sitting at this table and I finally learn how to
use chopsticks. We ask the asian waiter there for chopsticks and he
replies,

"You want one chopstick?"

I said, "No, two chopsticks, please. Their easier to use that way."

I was eating at an Asian restaruant and I don't know how to use
chopsticks to well. So, naturally I asked for a fork. The asian lady
just noded and came back a few seconds later. She looks me dead in the
eye after getting my attention and says,

"Wanna ****?"

My friends laughed so hard and I'm sitting there bewildered and
blushing,

"What?"

"You say you wanna ****, here, you ****."

She tosses the fork on the table and leaves as then I realized what she
was trying to say is "You wanna fork."

Oh wow, Um... Ha ha ha! That was something else.

My father was passing by my bedroom and was astonished to see the bed
nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was
addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he say's he opened the
envelope and read the letter with trembling hands. I'd written:

Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and
dad.

I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you
would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her
tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but
it's not only the passion, Mom, she's pregnant.

Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the
woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share
a dream of having many more children.

Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the
commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!

Don't worry mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.

Your son, Brian

P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
card that's in my desk drawer.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!

Two families moved from Afghanistan to America. When they arrived, the
two fathers made a bet -- in a year's time whichever family had become
more Americanized would win.

A year later they met. The first man said, "My son is playing baseball,
I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of
Bud, how about you?"

The second man replied, "**** you, towel head."

Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were
heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call.

The other three were discussing their children while walking to the
first tee.

"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the
home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own
design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last
year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career
as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so
successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand
new cars as a gift."

The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock
brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks
has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that
they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what
line of work his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he
replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just
recently discovered he's gay."

As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright
side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends
have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock
portfolio."

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then
her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by
her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're
finally together."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean
her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"

"I mean her legs!"

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate
on.

The first surgeon said, "I like operating on librarians. When you open
them up everything is in alphabetical order".

The second surgeon said, "I like operating on accountants. When you open
them up everything is in numerical order".

The third surgeon said, "I like operating on electricians. When you open
them up everything is color coded.

The fourth surgeon said, "I like operating on politicians."

The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them
asked why.

The fourth surgeon replied, "Because they are heartless, gutless,
spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable".

Here's mine.

Person a. Knock, knock.

Person b. Whos there?

Person a. Nobody.

Person b. Nobody who?

Person a. *No reply*

What is the meaning of trust?

Two gay cannibals giving eachother a blow job

This isn't a beer belly--it's the gas tank for a love machine!

Ok just as the Worst Pickup Lines but Excuses only. LOL this should be
good.

I'll start with my favorite ten.

I'd love to, but...

1.I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
2.I'm worried about my vertical hold.
3.I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
4.I'm having all my plants neutered.
5.I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put it
down.
6.I have to stay home and see if I snore.
7.I have to study for a blood test.
8.I never go out on days that end in "Y."
9.I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student named
Basil Metabolism.
10.I'm observing National Apathy Week.

oh wait thats not clean... n/m

Whats is the definition of Trust?

One gay cannibal giving his bf a blow job!