Ok just as the Worst Pickup Lines but Excuses only. LOL this should be
good.

I'll start with my favorite ten.

I'd love to, but...

1.I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
2.I'm worried about my vertical hold.
3.I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
4.I'm having all my plants neutered.
5.I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put it
down.
6.I have to stay home and see if I snore.
7.I have to study for a blood test.
8.I never go out on days that end in "Y."
9.I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student named
Basil Metabolism.
10.I'm observing National Apathy Week.