Topic: Devout Catholic
jizajees's photo
Thu 03/29/07 06:14 PM
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then
her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by
her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're
finally together."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean
her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"

"I mean her legs!"

Thndrghost's photo
Thu 03/29/07 06:17 PM
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