I was eating at an Asian restaruant and I don't know how to use
chopsticks to well. So, naturally I asked for a fork. The asian lady
just noded and came back a few seconds later. She looks me dead in the
eye after getting my attention and says,

"Wanna ****?"

My friends laughed so hard and I'm sitting there bewildered and
blushing,

"What?"

"You say you wanna ****, here, you ****."

She tosses the fork on the table and leaves as then I realized what she
was trying to say is "You wanna fork."