How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
Pokemon!

i dont get it...O.O...gahhh i hate being slow...

Lol, don't feel bad, my younger sister didn't get it either! I had to
explain it! And I have a cat named Pikachu!!!

Oh I wanna try! Ok here goes.



Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the birch: "Is that
a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,
"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a
beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small
tree. He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.

GOOD one!!! LOL

How come cannibals don't eat clowns?
They taste funny! lol

Whats is the definition of Trust?

One gay cannibal giving his bf a blow job!

oh wait thats not clean... n/m

Sure it is...wasn't a tongue involved?