A priest was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man
named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his
wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened
to the flea?"

One of the teachers had a kindergartner come up to her and say that he
had found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead and
the student said it was dead. The teacher asked how he knew.
The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."
The teacher asked, "You did what?"
He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!' and it didn't
move. So it must be dead."

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small
boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However,
the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching theboy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer
to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up
behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's
shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring. Crouching down
to the child's level, the priest smiles
benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"
To which the boy replies, "Now we run!

A friend of mine who is a physician told this story about her then four
year old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her
stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began
playing with it.
"Oh, be still, my heart," thought my friend, "My daughter wants to
follow in my footsteps!"
Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. Would
you like fries with that?"