St.Peter is guarding his gate awaiting God's souls to be allowed into
heaven upon anwsering a skill testing question.

Soul #1. Who was the first man on earth? Soul replies
"Adam"

DING DING DING!!!! Gate to heaven opens.

Soul#2. Who was the first woman on earth? Soul replies
"Eve"

DING DING DING!!! Gate to heaven opens.

Soul #3. What is the first thing Eve said to Adam? The soul hyms and
haws and after a long pause he nerviously replies "GEE! Thats a hard
one!"

DING DING DING!! Gate to heaven opens.

Takes a bow

Oh wow, Um... Ha ha ha! That was something else.

ROFLMAO