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Thu 08/18/11 09:32 AM
Have a large menis.

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Wed 08/17/11 07:16 PM
She's such a tease. Is that a good thing? You decide.

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Wed 08/17/11 07:10 PM
Don't eat yellow snow.

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Mon 08/15/11 11:06 PM
Edited by Snuffulluffuguss on Mon 08/15/11 11:30 PM

Louise never had an unkind word for anyone, ever....
a real class act and my friend

This song made her cry,
she's not crying anymore

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIuotFZnBtk

RIP beautiful soul brokenheart :cry:
this thread/song made me c

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Sat 08/13/11 08:04 PM





It takes all types, no two people are the same. What may be one woman's "style" may not be another's. Taking this into account, there cannot be correct statements made for the general populace such as "all women prefer [blank]." I have known dominant women, I have known submissive women. Women who truly prefer jack-a**es and women who prefer someone chivalrous. This is why it's so important to actually listen, even if it's not face to face.

That, and it doesn't help to know the type you're looking for. If you're a guy looking for a women who is more caring, then don't waste time on girls who want you to treat them like crap.
You have a right to your own view of humanity, however simplistic. I just think it applies to the real world. It's not that I don't listen, it's just that I realize few women are even honest with themselves about what they really want. I want a caring person, I just don't want to feel suffocated. Most women probably feel the same way. The problem is thinking that someone is either a jack*** or chivalrous. There are many magnificent shades of grey in between.

Next I'd like to address the issue of who we are, and these little nuggets of wisdom are just a sample of the nice side
and you have talked to "most women" to find out what they think?

My research consisted originally of polling all the women at a keg party. I asked,"which would you prefer, a nice guy or an *******?" All the women except one said *******. I've asked female friends since then, and aside from speculations about the male anatomy based on men's behavior, they also said they wanted a man who would not suffocate them and never stand up to them in an argument. There's only been 6 women in my life I would ever consider settling down with and they would all have said nice guy because they didn't buy into the nice guy stereotypes (one of them was the lone nice guy afficianado at that same previously mentioned keg party.) Sarah, the groovy keg party princess, broke it down for me. She suggested that the reason most said *** was not only because of their age (it was a college party and most of the women were between 18 and 20), but because they were shallow as well. I really am a sweetheart when dealing with friends ( due to stereotypes I'll refrain from calling myself a nice guy) by personality, and women who respond to my usual disposition are the keepers, however, the one's who want an *** are in luck, because I'm really gifted in that department as well.



well you can't have it both ways, if you are gifted as a jerk, then that is what you are - if u have the capacity and use it

that is what u are - if you can act it , think it , feel it, that's what u r

time perhaps to decide if that is what u wish to continue to be....just a thought

This is a wonderful example, many women find my comments perfectly understandable, you however don't want that. You want an arse so you got an arse. The women who thought that there was just enough element of truth will see my nice side, you who picked an argument will have the errors of yourself illuminated. SATIRE! Where do I say I even pick women up being an a$$? I was poking fun knucklehead! Get it yet?

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Sat 08/13/11 07:53 PM





It takes all types, no two people are the same. What may be one woman's "style" may not be another's. Taking this into account, there cannot be correct statements made for the general populace such as "all women prefer [blank]." I have known dominant women, I have known submissive women. Women who truly prefer jack-a**es and women who prefer someone chivalrous. This is why it's so important to actually listen, even if it's not face to face.

That, and it doesn't help to know the type you're looking for. If you're a guy looking for a women who is more caring, then don't waste time on girls who want you to treat them like crap.
You have a right to your own view of humanity, however simplistic. I just think it applies to the real world. It's not that I don't listen, it's just that I realize few women are even honest with themselves about what they really want. I want a caring person, I just don't want to feel suffocated. Most women probably feel the same way. The problem is thinking that someone is either a jack*** or chivalrous. There are many magnificent shades of grey in between.

Next I'd like to address the issue of who we are, and these little nuggets of wisdom are just a sample of the nice side
and you have talked to "most women" to find out what they think?

My research consisted originally of polling all the women at a keg party. I asked,"which would you prefer, a nice guy or an *******?" All the women except one said *******. I've asked female friends since then, and aside from speculations about the male anatomy based on men's behavior, they also said they wanted a man who would not suffocate them and never stand up to them in an argument. There's only been 6 women in my life I would ever consider settling down with and they would all have said nice guy because they didn't buy into the nice guy stereotypes (one of them was the lone nice guy afficianado at that same previously mentioned keg party.) Sarah, the groovy keg party princess, broke it down for me. She suggested that the reason most said *** was not only because of their age (it was a college party and most of the women were between 18 and 20), but because they were shallow as well. I really am a sweetheart when dealing with friends ( due to stereotypes I'll refrain from calling myself a nice guy) by personality, and women who respond to my usual disposition are the keepers, however, the one's who want an *** are in luck, because I'm really gifted in that department as well.



well you can't have it both ways, if you are gifted as a jerk, then that is what you are - if u have the capacity and use it

that is what u are - if you can act it , think it , feel it, that's what u r

time perhaps to decide if that is what u wish to continue to be....just a thought

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Sat 08/13/11 07:49 PM





It takes all types, no two people are the same. What may be one woman's "style" may not be another's. Taking this into account, there cannot be correct statements made for the general populace such as "all women prefer [blank]." I have known dominant women, I have known submissive women. Women who truly prefer jack-a**es and women who prefer someone chivalrous. This is why it's so important to actually listen, even if it's not face to face.

That, and it doesn't help to know the type you're looking for. If you're a guy looking for a women who is more caring, then don't waste time on girls who want you to treat them like crap.
You have a right to your own view of humanity, however simplistic. I just think it applies to the real world. It's not that I don't listen, it's just that I realize few women are even honest with themselves about what they really want. I want a caring person, I just don't want to feel suffocated. Most women probably feel the same way. The problem is thinking that someone is either a jack*** or chivalrous. There are many magnificent shades of grey in between.


and you have talked to "most women" to find out what they think?

My research consisted originally of polling all the women at a keg party. I asked,"which would you prefer, a nice guy or an *******?" All the women except one said *******. I've asked female friends since then, and aside from speculations about the male anatomy based on men's behavior, they also said they wanted a man who would not suffocate them and never stand up to them in an argument. There's only been 6 women in my life I would ever consider settling down with and they would all have said nice guy because they didn't buy into the nice guy stereotypes (one of them was the lone nice guy afficianado at that same previously mentioned keg party.) Sarah, the groovy keg party princess, broke it down for me. She suggested that the reason most said *** was not only because of their age (it was a college party and most of the women were between 18 and 20), but because they were shallow as well. I really am a sweetheart when dealing with friends ( due to stereotypes I'll refrain from calling myself a nice guy) by personality, and women who respond to my usual disposition are the keepers, however, the one's who want an *** are in luck, because I'm really gifted in that department as well.



well you can't have it both ways, if you are gifted as a jerk, then that is what you are - if u have the capacity and use it

that is what u are - if you can act it , think it , feel it, that's what u r

time perhaps to decide if that is what u wish to continue to be....just a thought

Not true, do you usually behave like you are to someone you bump into Wal-Mart, or your best friend? If so, pity them.

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Fri 08/12/11 10:08 PM
Hecho en Mexico.

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Fri 08/12/11 10:05 PM
Please don't eat me! Everything's all @*&%ed up in this cookie head, but I know I wasn't alway a fortune cookie, I'm reeeaaaal!

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Fri 08/12/11 10:00 PM
Wait 30 minutes after eating to swim. No horseplay.

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Fri 08/12/11 09:57 PM
Have a nice day, sucka,

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Fri 08/12/11 09:53 PM
If you close your eyes, nobody can see you.

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Fri 08/12/11 09:29 PM
Whatever you do, don't invest in pyramid schemes.

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Fri 08/12/11 09:24 PM
I had a idea just jump in my head for a great thread. Imagine you worked at a fortune cookie factory, writing fortunes and you could write whatever you wanted to. What would you write?

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Fri 08/12/11 05:02 PM
Tell them you're trying to give yourself a nickname, but you don't want to be the only person calling themself that, so if she called you that too, other people might join in. From now on call you Big Daddy.

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Fri 08/12/11 02:23 AM
When he picks you up for a date, first thing, ask him how much money he has, then ask him to take you shopping- you need new clothes. At dinner, order the most expensive items on the menu, then afterwards when he tries to make a move- act offended that he thought that just because he dropped hundreds of dollars, he was gonna get somewhere; but you're not that kind of girl.

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Fri 08/12/11 02:15 AM
Constantly compare them to your ex. If he does one thing similar that's inconsequential, use that as fuel to tell him that he must share all the flaws you broke up with your ex for.

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Fri 08/12/11 02:12 AM
When you go on a date, refuse to get out of the car unless they open the door for you.

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Fri 08/12/11 02:10 AM
Twist their words in an attempt to smear them.

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Fri 08/12/11 02:09 AM
All right, y'all know the game.

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