Tell her ," I have a bucket of chicken, a forty, and two paper cups.Interested?"

Fake it till you get it. When you meet a woman whose personality you dig, try just complimenting her first. Don't censor yourself, if you think she's pretty, tell her so and tell her why. Or maybe she has a sexy voice, tell her she has a soothing voice. Or maybe she's really intelligent, you could say she's a pretty smart chick. If you are shy and you blush a little bit when you compliment her, chances are she'll think it's cute, I used to be a blusher and a lot of women would respond by telling me I was blushing and trying to make me blush more, which is a good thing; but the quicker you realize that complimenting someone is nothing to be embarrassed about, the better. If she looks deep in your eyes, you're in; if she acts uncomfortable when you compliment her, don't bother asking her out, just tell her ," it's just a compliment, no worries" and you still look good in her eyes. The fact you complimented her but didn't ask anything might set you apart and make her think twice as long as you don't get resentful.

Ask them how much they make a year.

Before you ask them out, ask them if they put out on the first date.

Okay, I guess I need to clarify that this is just a joke so nobody thinks it applies- ask them if they have herpes yet.

Thank you so much! Finally somebody who knows what satire means. You took the word right out of my mouth sister.

Just to promote the understanding of what out of context means, if you or her took the time to read every word you quoted you'll notice the adjective right before nice guy, it's kinda important if you'd like to know the relevency of your and hers' argument about my ability to grasp the concept of kindness. However, don't let that keep me from being a red flag to you- better stay away this one's no good for you. I am a conisseur of the English language though, so please, if she was to kind, break me off proper hotrod. I'll give you some motivation, I'm only defending myself because I value the opinion of the women on this website who are real. I place no value in the women on this site who are ready to hate because they're unable to wrap their mind around the concept of an adjective.

My research consisted originally of polling all the women at a keg party. I asked,"which would you prefer, a nice guy or an *******?" All the women except one said *******. I've asked female friends since then, and aside from speculations about the male anatomy based on men's behavior, they also said they wanted a man who would not suffocate them and never stand up to them in an argument. There's only been 6 women in my life I would ever consider settling down with and they would all have said nice guy because they didn't buy into the nice guy stereotypes (one of them was the lone nice guy afficianado at that same previously mentioned keg party.) Sarah, the groovy keg party princess, broke it down for me. She suggested that the reason most said *** was not only because of their age (it was a college party and most of the women were between 18 and 20), but because they were shallow as well. I really am a sweetheart when dealing with friends ( due to stereotypes I'll refrain from calling myself a nice guy) by personality, and women who respond to my usual disposition are the keepers, however, the one's who want an *** are in luck, because I'm really gifted in that department as well.

It took two years, but all I really did was change my eating habits.

Who have I insulted? I'm afraid I'm gonna have to call bullshite on that one. I may point it out when somebody is being a hater, but as far as somebody getting offended, if it happens oh well, it's only because I spit truth and I called them on their superficialness. The post you left is just as bad as anything I've ever written, except that I don't run my mouth out of holier than thou b.s. and jealousy.As far as finding somebody here, I really wasn't trying to, I quit trying to do that a couple years ago.But as far as me picking a woman up in the real world, I'm positive I'll have no issues with it. But just the same, thank you for placing so much energy into worrying about my well being. Your commitment to trying to reform me is most appreciated. Please don't give up on me, I really value your input.

Hello, my name is Scott, I'm circumcized, and my seed bears the fruit of the Messiah.

I almost forgot to mention how humble I am.

It's the deal of the century.

Looking for fun, friendly women in OK to hang out with. Lawton is BORING!

Who knows? If I was gonna scam a guy though, I'd pose as a woman. If you had no previous interactions though, you might report it. Newbies are often targeted.

I'm trying. Dunno which angle is the best yet, no pun intended.

Unfortunately, this one had an element of truth however. While I wouldn't suggest this tactic, unless she let's you have sex with her friends too ( believe it or not open relationships do exist), despite this, when I was 17 I tried this tactic on a girl who followed me around despite me not wanting her and she still followed me like a puppy dog, but what I regret most is that I had sex with a woman I really wasn't interested in. Unfortunately this wasn't the last time I acted like a slut, 21-26 was a period of meaningless one-night stand's with the only real relationship being a f-buddy, but to appreciate this you would have to understand I had a critically broken heart because I loved a woman too much, and whilst I wasn't available emotionally, I still had physical needs. 7 years later I've healed and grown, but representing myself as a romantic to someone I have no real desire of their affections isn't who I want to be. If I meet a woman who intrigues my mind and body, I'm very capable of putting her on a pedestal despite the knowledge I gained during my sluttiness that if a woman doesn't think she can get you it drives her crazy, but men unfortunately are subject to the same laws of nature. Sucks all the way around, but what can you do?